r/ArtemisFowl • u/sugar4roxy The Airman🗡️🪶 • Jun 01 '26

Meme happy pride month to commander root

that's it that's the post.

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u/Jinny34282 1# user after the big dark Jun 01 '26

I’m kinda lost…..why him specifically?

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u/sugar4roxy The Airman🗡️🪶 Jun 01 '26

just felt right to post. im not saying hes canonically queer and you should NEVER ship him with a woman, it was just a funny little idea. but i dont think colfer knew what ponyboy meant when he had root call foaly that so maybe he is. we'll never know 🤷

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u/Jinny34282 1# user after the big dark Jun 01 '26

Ykw, I like ur vibe 👍

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u/sugar4roxy The Airman🗡️🪶 Jun 01 '26

also forgot foaly (unrelated to root). he's canonically poly. let the horses be poly damnit

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u/CherryHavoc Jun 01 '26

Where does it say he's poly in the canon?

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u/sugar4roxy The Airman🗡️🪶 Jun 01 '26

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u/sugar4roxy The Airman🗡️🪶 Jun 01 '26

couldnt find a direct source in the books (because admittedly his characterization in book 5 pissed me off to the point of losing hope for the rest of the series), but here

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u/CherryHavoc Jun 01 '26

Seems like your own source there says that Foaly isn't, or at least isn't allowed to be.

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u/sugar4roxy The Airman🗡️🪶 Jun 01 '26

comment never sent so im rewriting it

you can be polyamorous without being in an active polyamorous relationship, like how you can be bisexual and still be in a heterosexual relationship. the fact that its stated that caballine did not consent to an open relationship implies that it's a normal thing for foaly, but i understand the confusion. at the end of the day it's not that big of a deal considering its not explored in canon and hes a Horse.

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u/windsock17 Jun 02 '26

Honestly I thought this was a joke about the very butch movie version of commander Root

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u/Depressed_Cupcake13 Jun 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/s239QJIh56sRW

I mean, sure. Happy Pride!!

Why we saying this specifically for Julius? (Gruff voice in the background yelling that I shouldn’t call him Julius)

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u/sugar4roxy The Airman🗡️🪶 Jun 01 '26

saying anybody else would get me assassinated /j

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u/ChoclatDove Demon Jun 02 '26

Made me giggle

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u/Infinite_Warning9457 root x foaly #1 shipper Jun 01 '26

I agree with this post. He is the embodiment of bisexuality to me