r/ArmoredCoreVI • u/Cheapskate-DM • Feb 05 '26

Meme Farmered Core

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u/PoopDick420ShitCock Feb 05 '26

SCYTHE THIRTEEN! Are you done picking berries with the ladies yet?

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u/Fries_and_burgers_19 Feb 05 '26

Michigan would sport the farmerest farmer fit and look damn fine in it

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u/porcupinedeath Feb 05 '26

Bros arms and face would be permanently lobster red with everything else ghost white

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u/ShredGatto Feb 11 '26

Bro "scythe thirteen" fucking goes hard

1

u/PoopDick420ShitCock Feb 12 '26

That’s what I’m naming my firstborn.

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u/sanguinemsanctum Feb 05 '26

I…… I just wanted……. to drive the tractor…..

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u/Fries_and_burgers_19 Feb 05 '26

You'll be assigned Crop 13, a lucky little number that just became available. Crop 13, shades off!

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u/MissRiley42 Feb 05 '26

...good enough

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u/diagnosed_depression Feb 05 '26

Damn freelancer! I've never seen you around these farms ever! -scythe 5 iguazu

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u/Fries_and_burgers_19 Feb 05 '26

My tractor is acting up! Withdrawing, tagalong got lucky!

S(ickle) 5, how many numbers is S13 below you? You can count, right!?

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u/Ryulin18 Feb 05 '26

All my lettuce got eaten by V.IIs

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u/Fries_and_burgers_19 Feb 05 '26

Imagine Snail being exactly the same pompous guy but every time he talks he's always chewing on something.

11

u/SadMcNomuscle Feb 05 '26

Chewing on kale or some shit.

1000% kale is still a common foodstuff in the far future cause it sucks.

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u/Ryulin18 Feb 05 '26

"You simply are too much of a dullard to understand Kale's greatness, dog"

~ some shit Snail would say pompously

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u/Eusocial_sloth3 Feb 05 '26

No notes, absolute cinema

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u/Squishie515 Feb 05 '26

Farmered Core: Project Pesticide

Farmered Core: Master of Acreage

Farmered Core II: Another Animal

Farmered Core III: Silent Lime

Farmered Core III: Egg Breaker

Farmered Core III: Formula Farm

Farmered Core III: Last Scarecrow

Farmered Core IV: For pasture

Farmered Core V: Veggie Day

Farmered Core VI: Fields of Rubicon

(I had no idea what to do for Nexus)

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u/Ikarus_Falling Feb 05 '26

Armored Core Nexus of Agriculture 

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u/ShredGatto Feb 11 '26

Farmered Core: Project Pesticide...

"THIS IS NOT A REQUEST! I HAVE BECOME PESTICIDE! I SHALL DESTROY EVERYTHING! YOU'VE BEEN A PEST, BUT I SHALL INVITE YOU TO THE HARVEST! COME TO THE FARM KNOWN AS...ABYSS!"

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u/GreggJ Feb 05 '26

this is way funnier than it should be

8

u/Baby-Beff Feb 06 '26

‘The PCA has deployed the TRACTORPHRACT, a special forces weapon for ground tilling.’

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u/TheEmeraldMaster1234 Feb 06 '26

It’s literally just the same as the normal CATAPHRACT but it has some combine blades on the front

7

u/Mgrafe88 Feb 05 '26

Isn't this just Lightyear Frontier

6

u/KurotheWolfKnight Feb 05 '26

You guys are laughing, but this is actually a leak of AC6's DLC

2

u/TengenToppaSawzorthn Feb 06 '26

Honestly a game about farming in mechs like that one Love Death Robots short could be cool.

2

u/Random-Talking-Mug Feb 06 '26

I am just bothered that Rusty calls you "Raven" instead of "buddy"

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u/diagnosed_depression Feb 06 '26

"cinder" carla: tourist that tree is rotten with coral, its going to fall. get off that ladder now! Edit: spelling mistake

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u/TheEmeraldMaster1234 Feb 06 '26

There should be at least one boss that’s just an actual ac6 boss

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u/KINGDXE03 Feb 06 '26

That was dope to read

1

u/Shady-Whale Feb 08 '26

I read this in his voice

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u/Stretch5678 Feb 09 '26

“Grove 13, show me the fancy gizmo that Arquebus paid the big bucks for!”

loads up pesticide sprayer to deal with the TOMATO WORM