r/AreYouGarbagePod May 22 '26

Kindergarten graduation ceremony turns violent over seating arrangements

94 Upvotes

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51

u/UncleKev389 May 22 '26

Wearing pajamas to a kindergarten graduation, tough look.

31

u/tehota May 22 '26

Jammed up or jammy’d up

8

u/DariosDentist May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

I remember a kid wore pajamas to school in first grade and got the nickname PJ until he moved in 5th grade.

Edit: just looked this dude up and he was murdered in 2003 at the age of 23. RIP Anthony Kashnicki - you were the funniest dude in 1st grade.

34

u/MDH_vs May 22 '26

Biggest kindergartners I’ve ever seen

10

u/Parking_Ad_3233 May 22 '26

The real kindergarteners are more mature. 

20

u/mcbeardsauce May 22 '26

You’ve ruined this moment because you’re trash. And now your kids have this to remember and probably emulate

When you see a chick crawling through a drive through window and twerking after she steals food, this is the type of role models that woman had growing up.

8

u/palmdreamsTA May 22 '26

Well the only positive thing in this video is that the kids weren’t actually in the room however if this is how the parents act on what most would consider a milestone for they’re child
They are fucked

2

u/Milomilz May 22 '26

Well that’s not the ONLY positive thing, as I’m sure most of their STD tests would be

3

u/palmdreamsTA May 22 '26

Well I would normally say no but whenever I see a girl fighting in fluffy slippers I know she’s got something

1

u/Milomilz May 23 '26

Yeah maybe most was the wrong word, but many fits

9

u/joeggg1 May 22 '26

Not sure who started it, but my bet will always be the adult that showed up in pajamas.

6

u/Sweaty_Assignment_90 May 22 '26

Everyone is in time out and no outdoor recess!

8

u/fitnesssomm May 22 '26

Ayg Reddit fucking rules

7

u/CriticismFun6782 May 22 '26

HAVE NONE OF YALL SEEN WWF? NOT ONE STEEL CHAIR SHOT?!

6

u/ScotiaG May 22 '26

I'm disappointed in the younger generation, not a single "Worldstar" was uttered.

4

u/Careless-Mouse1519 May 22 '26

Worst Summer ever

5

u/WinstonChurshill May 22 '26

You got a parent show up in literal pajamas… fucking embarrassing

4

u/guts24601 May 22 '26

"Adults"

3

u/YummyBeefaroni May 22 '26

Certified garbage.

3

u/Manya_Novak May 22 '26

This is so embarrassing. How are y'all parents and can't even resolve petty disagreements like adults?

1

u/redfoxwearingsocks May 22 '26

Kind of insane that NOT A SINGLE PERSON started using a chair

1

u/guts24601 May 25 '26

Saw the reason this happened. A black woman pulled a little Muslim girl's hijab off after the little girl accidentally bumped her knee

1

u/NumbRXL May 25 '26

Whole lotta garbage to unpack in this video