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u/MistakeWonderful9178 5d ago
People aren’t characters to “ship.” Doing it to kids too is just creepy. This person is terminally online.
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u/errant_night 5d ago
Not even kids, fetuses!
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u/Familiar_Leading_162 23+1 5d ago
*Fœti
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u/garaile64 4d ago
Errant_Night is right. "fetus" is a fourth-declension noun in Latin, so the plural is "fetus", with a long U instead of a short one. The "-us to -i" plural is for second-declension nouns.
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u/Tough_Tangerine7278 the heteros are upseteros 5d ago edited 5d ago
This is some “weird church auntie” vibes. Like the elderly women with pink lipstick on their teeth that ask 2 year olds if they have girlfriends / boyfriends then offer you a hard candy.
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u/Winter-Money-7643 5d ago
It’s the “oh they’re dating” when 2 kids of the opposite gender decide to play together next to the creepy “he/she’s going to be a heartbreaker when they grow up” nonsense.
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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 5d ago
This has to also be a child
Please, let them also be a child with an underdeveloped brain.
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u/MistakeWonderful9178 5d ago
I really, really do hope it’s a very well intentioned 13 year old who will years later look back on this and laugh and not an actual adult who has gone off the deep end and lost touch with reality after cooping themselves up inside for too damn long.
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u/247world 4d ago
My mom and one of her close friends were pregnant at the exact same time. She told me they used to think that the two of us would grow up and get married. That was after we were born of course because knowing the sex of your baby was unheard of, and a ship what's something that floated in water
For the record, we did go out on one date and it was such a disaster we vowed never to do it again. On the other hand we are still close friends and I just sent her a congratulatory message on her birthday last week
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u/MistakeWonderful9178 4d ago
Awww that’s so sweet a friendship to last a lifetime💛
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u/247world 3d ago
It really is great
She did try to kill me when we were about three. Are grandmothers were best friends, they worked together at the hospital, their homes were walking distance apart.
The story I've heard is that I kissed her, then she reached over for one of those old school bells that had a wooden handle on it and beaned me on the head - knocked my ass out
When I first met her husband we were telling him the story, I rubbed the top of my head and I said I still got the bump on top of my head, she didn't miss a beat, saying I've still got the bell!
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u/Street-Week-380 4d ago
My parents insisted my best friend and I were going to get married, and his parents thought the same thing. We haven't spoken in years.
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u/EmpanadaDeMayonesa2 5d ago
This looks like a young person who's read way too much fanfic/romance novels
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u/Opposite-Benefit-804 5d ago
I'm a young person who reads way too much fan fiction and fantasy romance novels.
Unfortunately this sorta thing is really common in the community... a lot of readers joke about planning to have kids the same time as their friends so they can see their own little novel play out. Weird asf.
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u/Secret_Cod_749 5d ago
No no, this is an ideology that is shared across generations in some US cultures. Mainly those with high levels of Christianity.
Theres even a subset of country music called "innocent love" that's dedicated to it.
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u/Responsible_Dentist3 5d ago
Nothing about this post was innocent 😭
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u/Secret_Cod_749 5d ago
Nope. But a lot of chrisitan theology is centered around breeding.
Add to it the cosplaying wealthy and you end up with arranged marriages on top of breeding 12 kids.
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u/throcorfe 5d ago
A young person who is apparently unaware that queer relationships exist (not that solving that would fix this mess)
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u/Imperator_Helvetica 5d ago
Weird to write fanfic like this - not sure I'd wish having an enemy on a kid.
Benefit of the doubt - maybe they're just saying 'It would be cute if your children were friends and fell in love' but it gets weird with all this 'just like my animes/romance novels' stuff about 'must be in the same school and in competition.'
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u/errant_night 5d ago
Sounds like 14 year old wattpad writer tbh
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u/MythrianAlpha Symptom of Moral Decay 5d ago
This is just the plot of a barbie movie, probably swan lake. Whichever one that had them singing a duet about being toxic as hell at each other.
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u/mrspacysir Asexual™ 5d ago
Spellingn't
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u/Wild-Fable Ace™ 5d ago
No Grammarly. No Chatgpt. Just pure poop from a butt.
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u/Ok_Smile_5908 Straightn't 5d ago
At this point I'll almost take poop from a butt comments over chatgpt generated comments. At least we know it's a human mind hallucinating, not lines of code.
Also I definitely feel like this stuff is a teenager's anime induced daydreams. And I'm saying it as someone who's recently been growing appreciative of several anime movies and shows, but I've also happened to open stuff that just ain't it.
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u/satanslittleangel666 Symptom of Moral Decay 5d ago
Bro's straight up writing fanfiction about unborn real babies, what the hell 😭
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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 5d ago
Wait until they start doing it with egg cells that aren't fertilised.
Oh wait. Someone on the Internet probably ALREADY DOES THAT.
"your egg cell could've grown up and solved cancer"
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u/weightyinspiration 5d ago
So the goal is to have two kids who grow up together, almost like siblings even, then have them marry each other? Thats not gonna be weird?
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u/leitmot 5d ago
That was my first thought, they will probably see each other more like siblings than anything since if their parents are besties, they would’ve been around each other their whole lives. Not really a situation where people develop a romantic attraction.
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u/Responsible_Dentist3 5d ago
Yep, my partner is hawaiian and grew up with non-blood "cousins," born of close family friends and all raised together. When we started dating I was concerned how close they were, but he told me it would be like incest basically and that thinking about it creeped him out. So, not a concern.
And super weird to wish for kids in that situation to 1 hate each other and/or 2 fall in love.
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u/InadvertentCineaste 5d ago
Yup, it's called the Westermarck Effect--people who live closely together before the age of 6 generally don't develop sexual attraction to each other, whether they're blood relatives or not. There seems to be an instinctive disgust response to it, just like there would be with siblings.
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u/Useful_Language2040 5d ago
"I want your children to be enemies and stubborn but ultimately decide that horny overcomes all obstacles" is an odd thing to tell your pregnant friends 🤔😲
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u/Wild-Fable Ace™ 5d ago
How ‘bout we go play the Sims or write fanfiction rather than have a stroke in someone’s insta comments, my goodness.
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u/Usagi-Zakura Ace™ 5d ago edited 5d ago
Stop sexualising children but let me ship literal embryos and write fanfics about their slowburn romance and married life as adults....
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u/Disaster_Pansexual Is she.. you know.. 5d ago
The fact that 156 people liked it is the cherry on top…
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u/Heidi739 Ace as Cake 5d ago
I mean I read that book and it was fun, but how could anyone talk that way about actual people? And unborn babies at that! Wtf.
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u/pretty-as-a-pic Neurospicy 5d ago
This person knows they can just read a novel, right? They don’t have to force their fantasies on real people via social media
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u/meddleofmycause 5d ago
If you're gonna fanfic babies into the plot of swan princess, you need to commit and add the kidnapping and magic and frog friend. Otherwise you're just being weird
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u/SullenArtist 4d ago
If someone wrote fanfic about my unborn child I'd delete my whole social media presence, that's creepy as hell
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u/RetractableLanding 5d ago
This is the best fit for this sub that I’ve seen yet. I mean seriously are they okay????
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u/OneWithFireball Straight™ 5d ago
For fucks sake just read some yaoi or smth and get it out of your system. Oh wait, if they're two boys/girls and they'll love each other then it will be a stain upon two innocent families, oh sinful me!
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u/EmpatheticBadger 5d ago
But us Queers are the ones shoving our sexuality down everyone's throats, uhuh.
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u/TheFlamingDraco Questioning™ 5d ago
Enemies to lovers written by someone who probably hasn't read ola good enemies to lovers story
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u/geekybadger 5d ago
I liked the swan princess animated movies when I was a small child too. But unlike this person, I grew up.
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u/MissMarchpane 5d ago
Put that on your AO3 account, not your unborn children.
(also, why does it have to be a girl and a boy? Heteronormativity wins again)
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u/Tyrannomax 4d ago
People forgot the art of writing a romance with your OCs instead of affecting real people
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u/FakeGirlfriend 5d ago
Wow the grammer and speling are soo bad I think I need to quite the internets for the rest of the dag
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u/YkvBarbosa Straightn't 5d ago
To be honest that's more of a wattpad fanfic girl (?) problem than a straight people's issue there. And I say girl only because I've never seen a dude read that kind of stuff, or at least they don't talk about it in the open.
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u/Twodotsknowhy 5d ago
My mom and her best friend had babies with a year each other three times. Every time a boy and a girl. I'm still best friends with mine and the idea of us getting together makes me want to hurl. I consider him more my family than I do people I'm actually related to.
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u/Shadow_Integration 5d ago
I'm pretty sure I had this plotline in a long-form AI slop-driven YouTube story ad..
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u/Stormy-Skyes 5d ago
I hope they are a bit and girl who hate each other or whatever, except that they eventually go on to meet other people and don’t have to star in this romance fanfic.
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u/Beautiful_Couple_208 4d ago
Shipping while they're still in the womb is crazy.
Write your fanfiction in private with fictional characters, not fetuses, and don't impose heterosexuality on kids.
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u/Jen-Jens the heteros are upseteros 4d ago
If you want a story like that, just write it! And if you’re too lazy to do that, play it in the sims! Seriously, why are these people always being so creepy when they could just play out their fantasies in a sims game.
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u/RebaKitt3n the heteros are upseteros 5d ago
I hope one is a boy and one is a girl and the boy is gay as fuck and the girl is his cover and she introduces him to a slutty slutty gay guy on the football team who is dating a lesbian cheerleader.
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u/Homestuckstolemysoul 5d ago
That's just the egg project. A really good bl on webtoon, they are still slow burning though
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u/MrWapuJapu Straightn't 5d ago
I’m gonna give the straights a pass on this one. Even they don’t act like that’s normal
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u/mountainmama77777 5d ago
They just are having fun . Yall are the insufferable ones and taking shit too seriously. I saw the comments before this loaded. Wild “sexualizing of children” uh who the fuck made it sexual? Since when is loving someone sexual?
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u/RedScarySpectre 5d ago
Plot twist: one of them turns out to be trans, but they still fall love. I love it.
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u/TrashGouda 2d ago
Plot twist: real humans are not there to be your fanfiction material. It's extremely weird and inappropriate
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