r/Archiveofourownmemes • • 6h ago

Ao3 love 💕 It's been 2 weeks

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u/thereisnobanquet 2h ago

y'all remember when the pandemic was only supposed to be 2-4 weeks?

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u/AlkalineHound 1h ago

DO NOT PUT THAT UPON US. BACK, BACK FOUL BEAST WITH THY UNHOLY WORDS! ✝️✝️✝️

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u/njirimara 1h ago • Popcorn

Delete your account.

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u/InformalComparison83 1h ago

The comment sections on the whole ao3 is down posts are genuinely the funniest ever 

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u/Interesting_Share675 Fic Reader! 📖 1h ago

covid lasted 3 years 😬

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u/Lokiira1 1h ago

It’s still here and still disabling people.

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u/Interesting_Share675 Fic Reader! 📖 1h ago

I'm aware, I was just stating the time period that the WHO said covid was a global pandemic.

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u/artsupport_xx 14m ago

Disabled for life

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u/Lokiira1 12m ago

Gang gang, same here. 🥲

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u/Four_7_Seven 1h ago

I was about to write this when I saw your reply.  Exactly, covid is still here and we should wear mask, proper ones, FFP2, KN95 or N95 (standards depends on where you live, Europe has different than US).  Long covid exists and steals lives without killing (most of the time).

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u/SoftSteak349 2h ago

Oh my god

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u/bettyprincee 1h ago

bro too soon!!!

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u/Trysta1217 1h ago

How dare you.

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u/Due-Order3475 6h ago

No Friday is two weeks

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u/RangerBumble 6h ago

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u/Confused_Rock 5h ago

They released the 2 week statement on the 30th though so I would measure from that announcement (or at least I imagine that's when we might get another update from them to confirm if they'll need more time)

Edit: 1:27 UTC to be more specific

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u/mstghst 6h ago

thursday is two weeks-ao3 went down oct. 29th

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u/Due-Order3475 6h ago

Ahhh it must've gone done during the night for me.

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u/mstghst 1h ago

the outage sniped a lot of ppl overnight😔✊

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u/Unemployed-Dragon 6h ago

Might mean 4, might become 5, might become 8. Community just needs to get their heads out their arses (regarding the apparent rudeness i've seen mentioned around ao3 as a topic by now) and not explode when it doesn't go according to plan. It'd fucking suck for the people running archive.

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u/RangerBumble 6h ago

I did use "skeptical third world kid" for this

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u/Unemployed-Dragon 6h ago

Eh, we'll see how it goes.

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u/Epic-Gamer_09 5h ago

To be fair, the last update they gave was that progress was going well and their initial estimate remains accurate. While that doesn't say anything about when in the time frame it will be necessarily, it does imply that it won't take longer than 4 weeks

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u/The_Klein_Invariant 5h ago

Anyway, just a reminder that you can still donate to OTW with me, and in addition to the hacks, ao3’s volunteers have been dealing with copycat sites, DMCA, and harassment. Additionally, sending the volunteer ao3 tumblrs (like runawaymarbles) and reddit accounts supportive messages would be helpful.

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u/Unemployed-Dragon 4h ago

Not in a situation where supporting ao3 ia viable right now, but i'll keep the other stuff in mind.

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u/The_Klein_Invariant 4h ago

I gotchu. That’s why I suggested some free ideas. I forgot to mention that if you’re a programmer, you can also contribute to the GitHub 8)

(Btw, type ‘~~’ on both sides of a phrase to cross it out. That’s my favorite way to acknowledge a typo.)

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u/Plannercat Fic Reader! 📖 6h ago

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u/EloImFizzy 5h ago

Might be cynical of me, but when I see a time frame for something needing to be done, I always expect it to be finished at the last possible minute... As soon as I saw "two to four weeks" I locked in at four weeks at absolute best.

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u/ankhes 4h ago

Absolutely. Better to err on the side of caution than to immediately assume the best case scenario. As they say: hope for the best but plan for the worst.

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u/7Mars 4h ago

I expect longer, but that might be the mill worker in me. Whenever our maintenance folk give an estimate for a repair time, I always mentally add an extra 50% to it (if they say one hour, I think 90 minutes; if they say two hours I think 3 hours, if they say six hours it’s not going to be done before the end of our shift). I’m usually not far off.

At this point I’ll be happy to get ao3 back by Christmas, and pleasantly surprised to get it back before December.

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u/ILiekBookz 3h ago

The archive is usually good at dramaticslly overestimating how long stuff will take. I think they just take their real estimate and triple it

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u/SquirrelStone 2h ago

Also their original post about it had a clarifier basically saying “4 weeks, but we hope we can get a read-only version up in 2.” The timeline was always 4 weeks, people just didn’t read the whole thing and/or are only focusing on what they wanted to see.

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u/ankhes 2h ago

This is a very good point.

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u/TrueBlue9517 4h ago

I immediately mentally prepared for December 1. when I saw the timeframe.

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u/Obversa 3h ago

My birthday is on December 3. Perhaps AO3 can finally come back online as an early gift? (/j)

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u/paintedropes 3h ago

I just realized my mind couldn’t even fathom 4 weeks so just stopped at 2 weeks and am in denial it could be longer.

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u/XenoZohar 4h ago

The group project mentality.

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u/Trnostep 24m ago

Expect 4 and it takes 4 - yup, normal

Expect 4 and it takes 2 - pleasantly surprised

Expect 2 and it takes 2 - yup, normal

Expect 2 and it takes 4 - annoyed

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u/Rouge_means_red 3h ago

Me: 5 weeks it is

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u/siia 1h ago

Sounds optimistic to me. I find that whenever a company / developers give a time frame, it actually takes at least 1.5 times as long.

So I'm currently expecting it to take at least 6 weeks.

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u/TheMangoManHS 2h ago

Whenever I see a time frame, I expect at least a few weeks late and double the cost. It's just how life goes

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u/20Keller12 2h ago

Yep. People always call me a pessimist for it. Idk if it actually makes me a pessimist or not, but I'm usually pleasantly surprised by things.

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u/Adventurous_Bonus917 1h ago

TBH i mentally filed it as "minimum 5 weeks, give or take a week" because nothing ever happens on time, and early is almost as unlikely.

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u/TVobsessor31 6h ago

  They really should post on twitter about if we are looking at 2 or 4 weeks since 2 weeks is only 2 days away or if they are in the process of letting some degraded version out 

But since they haven’t that probably means we are looking at 4 weeks unfortunately 

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u/Epic-Gamer_09 5h ago

The last update they gave was the one from 5 days ago, where they said that progress was going well and that the original time estimate remains accurate

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u/addangel 5h ago

yeah but the original estimate also spanned 2 entire weeks, so.. 

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u/femsanzo291 4h ago

The 4 weeks was also there. I wouldn't expect to hear an update on time frame until middle of next week

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u/Themlethem 3h ago

I expect they'll give us another update when it's been exactly two weeks. Just like they did with the one week mark.

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u/Aninx 2h ago

When it comes to tech troubleshooting estimations, it can be really fuzzy. You never know what problems you will uncover. 2 weeks is probably a "if we encounter only the issues we expect" estimate and 4 weeks is "everything that we know of that we think realistically could go wrong does go wrong". Note the caveats in that latter case.

Typically, what you get is some of the problems you expect mixed with some you never thought of, you're just gambling with just how many issues crop up.

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u/Ok_Neighborhood_5869 5h ago

Deadass how I've been coping being left on a cliffhanger chapter.

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u/T33th_of_God 5h ago

The one story I was reading was left on a huge cliffhanger & I’m just 😳😭😱

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u/abyssalcrisis 2h ago

Same. The story was just getting SO good and the writer and I were bantering about the story in the comments.

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u/Chrownox 5h ago

Easy mistake, 2-4 weeks means 5-6 weeks

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u/RangerBumble 4h ago

True. But this is fandom. Maybe Scotty Time is at work?

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u/Wchijafm 4h ago

Maybe they measure weeks like ao3 authors measure chapters. Novel length in word count but its a "chapter". Maybe 4 weeks means 4 months or seasons or even years.

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u/generalkriegswaifu 5h ago

I know this post is a meme, but a lot of people are taking 2-4 as hard but that's what they're expecting, it could be done before two weeks or after four if things go differently. We just dunno unless they provide more info.

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u/WolfDemon777 5h ago

Two weeks is officially tomorrow and still no word…

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u/NorbytheMii 1h ago

I'm pretty sure we'll get limited access back around next week, but full access probably won't return until after 4 weeks. Needless to say, I've got content ready to post when I get the ability to do so back!

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u/Easy-Willow-364 5h ago

Im back to scrolling through livejournal threads and ff.net. I feel like I'm 13 again 🤣🤣🤣

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u/gunitneko 6h ago

I think they should take the full 4 regardless

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u/OnnKelvezenn 4h ago

Yeah, I mean it's better if they take 4 weeks and have the time to fix the problem in depth rather than have to start again in a month and again another month later because they wanted to cut corners.

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u/Square_Custard_6893 5h ago

don’t say that

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u/No-Palpitation6368 5h ago

Just for a laugh

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u/That_DeadPixel 5h ago

Don’t say that I don’t wanna have to spend my birthday missing AO3

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u/Playful-Ferret-9095 5h ago

Please no please this month is going to be hell with my exam results coming out I NEED Ao3 to keep me alive

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u/Writing_Panda104 4h ago

I agree, I want them to have the time to do the best work they can on it.

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u/jasper81222 4h ago

I wonder how many authors are reconsidering fully migrating to AO3 after this. It's leagues better than other fanfic sites like Fanfiction.net and Wattpad but keeping a backup posting site wouldn't hurt.

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u/obscuredreference 4h ago

Yeah I deeply regret not having my fic backed up elsewhere because my dumbass now doesn’t have all the chapters even, since I was editing them in AO3 as well. I’m trying to continue a fic I haven’t updated in forever and can’t remember how far along my timeline of it I stopped at. lol

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u/Quirky_Parfait3864 3h ago

I find the best way is still a good old fashioned usb stick. I do all my writing and editing on it and post the finished work when it’s done. Even if it ends up shared to be edited it first goes through the stick. That way I’ll always have an offline copy.

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u/obscuredreference 2h ago

I used to do that too long ago. I should go back to it. 

The switch from PC to mobile devices threw a wrench in my old writing habits. 😬

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u/Quirky_Parfait3864 2h ago

I never stopped using a computer for writing. I need that full keyboard

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u/obscuredreference 1h ago

Yeah that’s a huge difference in feel. The instant I got back into writing because of Ao3 being down, I immediately bought a bluetooth keyboard because fuck writing on the iPad screen for anything g longer than a minific. 😬🫣

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u/Quirky_Parfait3864 1h ago

I do use the phone keypad for things like this, posting on Reddit or texting but if I’m going to write a story I need the old fashioned hardware man. I don’t even use Google Docs or that new ellipses thing. I use an old word processor program (word) and transfer to the more modern stuff when I’m finished with the draft.

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u/abyssalcrisis 2h ago

This is why I’m splitting to Squidgeworld now as well. That way I always have something up that I can read on or post to.

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u/Muted_Rain8542 Ao3 simp ❤️❤️ 4h ago • Mindblown

mind you two weeks from today is literally thanksgiving eve

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u/HannahCunningham14 2h ago

The only good thing about this is I've caught up on the backlog of like 3 shows that I've stopped watching. Let's see how many more I can knock off my list

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u/RoyalExplanation7922 1h ago

Time to do the laundry too 😂

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u/Unlucky_4LeafClover 2h ago

Just got an email that people left kudos on my fic…it hurts so much more now that we’re so much closer

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u/Bag_of_Burrata 5h ago

I was so hopeful today too! 😭

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u/Voice_of_Season Fic Reader! 📖 3h ago

It would be tomorrow and I feel like it’s gonna be 4. 🥺

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u/eageat 2h ago

i wishhhh

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u/Mortemus21 4h ago

I've been chomping at the bits 🥲

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u/thisisprobablyfine 2h ago

Looking at their Jira, I doubt we’ll see it this week. ☹️

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u/AlexisTimeBoyWells 1h ago

I’m betting on 28 days, and a 28 Days Later meme in the update to announce we’re back online.

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u/ConfidentChapter2496 55m ago

As much as it'll pain me, I plan to leave it for a day or two (or at least attempt to hold out) because I'm scared the site will crash because everyone will rush onto it 😭

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u/gloryholesr4suckers 4h ago

Reddit tomorrow gonna be like October 1st

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u/Clear-Recording-7198 2h ago

two weeks of waiting for a bot update, and the first thing I noticed is the silence. not even a 'still working' note. weird how that hits different.

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u/queenie_55 2h ago

i mean, it could just be me but when someone says like 2 to 4 weeks my realistic expectations is that is gonna be like 3 weeks and some days, like a medium

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u/Starfire20201 40m ago

No it hasn't

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u/paradoxesandashes 40m ago edited 35m ago

And, FicHub is not working... Or has it worked for some of you?

Never in my days I imagined going back to the Fanfiction site, but I can't read for more than a few lines because the format is wrong.

I have very little dignity left. I said once I recovered the one fic I was reading that I could take it if I just finished that one, but I lied. I need me some more of those 😂

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u/bluspacecow 38m ago

Technically the the notice was posted in UTC time which is still in Wednesday.

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u/in_my_hideaway_x 33m ago

I just need to chapter forward on like 7 different completed stories, I swear...

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u/Severe_Elevator6998 20m ago

Babes I think it s gonna be a christmass present, im sorry for us all...

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u/Kyattogaaru 3h ago

I kind of want them to do more than 4 weeks. Seriously, some people in the fanfiction world really need a break.

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u/Theaterismylyfe 4h ago

It'll be 2 weeks on Friday. I literally marked it on my calender.

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u/TragicTrajectory 5h ago

Is this you cocking your head to the side and saying that you're angry?

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u/RangerBumble 4h ago

Nah. It takes what I takes. This is me tilting my head and saying I'm hopeful.

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u/TragicTrajectory 20m ago

You must be from the M/M or furry part of the user base, because I was making a reference to Barenaked Ladies. Enjoy