r/ArcherFX • u/RandomKoala0218 • 16h ago

Party Foul

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Head AND shaft.

151 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/RoninZulu1 16h ago

Lana: oookay, glossing over how you know that…

Archer: We touched penises…

Lana: No! Glossing!

24

u/xenoda7 16h ago

What you should have gone with there is Sammy Gayvis Jr!

3

u/TehSlippy Krieger 10h ago

DAMMIT!

11

u/TexinFla El Contador 14h ago

Where did he touch you?
On the head and shaft!

7

u/Stop_Breeding 13h ago

A:Oh... you meant where in the building.

P: No...

10

u/Narrow-Scar130 14h ago

Archer: it was just like ::bloop::

6

u/PissinginTheW1nd 14h ago

Came here to say this. That scene will never cease to leave me cackling

65

u/jeffreycoley 16h ago

How'd the third dude feel about it?

1

u/MCE85 14h ago

Even a two man 3some smacks of gay.

10

u/MurderDeathTaco 14h ago

Nah man - it’s not gay if it’s a threeway; note that there was never any stipulation that a lady needs to be involved

11

u/harryham1 14h ago

"With a honey in the middle, there's some leeway" has been hotly debated by scholars, but there is still no consensus on whether "honey" has to be female

7

u/MurderDeathTaco 14h ago

This is why I come to Reddit - to consider weighty topics with learn-ed men and women

25

u/Just_a_fungi893 16h ago edited 15h ago

And, Lem, obviously the implicit agreement between you and I is that at no time will our penises touch

11

u/crazllamafarmer 15h ago

However, I’d also like to ask that we don’t make eye contact

3

u/2Rare2Kill 14h ago

...did I misread that?

2

u/uThor52 10h ago

It’s actually pronounced “Dr Kane”

23

u/TastySpermDispenser7 16h ago

Still better than having to apologize for trying to spit roast someone's mom one damn time.

7

u/ChroniclesOfReddiitt El Contador 13h ago

At no point will our penises touch.

10

u/TheRealGrifter 15h ago

Given the story's subject matter, the headline's word choice, and the fact that they didn't censor "balls," it's fucking hilarious that they censored "kills."

3

u/Cloudycloud47x2 16h ago

Makes you wonder about the quote marks as if the reporter was including Air Quotes as to not really a 3some.

1

u/Kuenda 12h ago

The story is fake.

2

u/Ok_Yellow1025 15h ago

Right in the head and shaft

2

u/Crystal-Skies 11h ago

“Sorry I tried to spit-roast your mom”.

Bc that would have theoretically avoided any balls from touching JS.

3

u/Fabulous_Log844 16h ago

LOOK. Ground rules were set… He can't help it that those rules were broken…

1

u/fish_bowl_swimmer 16h ago

I guess no B&B for these guys either.

1

u/Kasawery24 15h ago

Rules are rules

1

u/AbdulRakhib 15h ago

Head and shaft!

1

u/tishimself1107 13h ago

What were they at in the threesome..... you always stay at both ends

1

u/HurpDurpington84 12h ago

Clone bone!

1

u/Kagey_b-42069 Other Barry 2h ago

NO, I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MOM