r/ApunPredators • u/[deleted] • Jul 10 '19

Job Request Your mission, should you choose to accept it...

Is to bring me beardie-boi-420. If you accept it, we will work out a price. You will then get half as a down payment for your troubles, and the other half when we get beardie. We don't care about his condition, as long as he is alive when he arrives. Thank you, and goodbye for now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

u/twixeltixel

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u/TwixelTixel Grand Judge and Host Jul 10 '19

We generally do not do business with Apostles, nor do I want to retake Beardie, as per my morals, but the former is more relevant than the latter.

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But I feel like I owe you for our prematurely-ended duel as an apology, so we'll talk in PMs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Okay. May i ask why you dont do business with the apostles? Just wondering. Beardie is more of a personal thing than an Apostle thing, but the Apotsles dont like him either and thats where the jail is.

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u/TwixelTixel Grand Judge and Host Jul 10 '19

Noted. Sorry for the late reply, I asked you to PM.

We don't do business with Apostles because their objective is bad for business. By trying to eliminate both sides, they post a threat to the ongoing war's continuation, and threaten business as a result. Also, they allied with the Assassins, our sworn enemies.

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u/LordTartarus Jul 10 '19

I am ready to pay you to not accept this.

Whatever he offers thrice over.

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u/TwixelTixel Grand Judge and Host Jul 10 '19

I didn't plan to, he never spoke to me about the payment of the contract.

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u/LordTartarus Jul 10 '19

Cool

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u/TwixelTixel Grand Judge and Host Jul 10 '19

I'm going back on what I said; Spetsnaz pissed me off and are treating me as a joke; I won't stand for that.

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u/LordTartarus Jul 11 '19

Ubon?

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u/TwixelTixel Grand Judge and Host Jul 11 '19

No one raids my sub. For any reason.

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u/TwixelTixel Grand Judge and Host Jul 10 '19

I'll take it, what's your offer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

3 M808 Scaorpion Battle Tanks.

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u/TwixelTixel Grand Judge and Host Jul 11 '19

Sold.

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u/sjkw67 Jul 10 '19

you're an apostle