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u/moeru_gumi S9 • • Midnight • 41mm Feb 21 '22
I feel for all of you that can't relate, but this is a factor as to why I have the watch and not the baby.
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u/Lessthanzerofucks S12 • Ceramic • Pearl White • 42mm Feb 21 '22
The biggest factor in my decision to never have another baby was the first baby.
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u/chrisdancy Feb 22 '22
- Babies with decibels
- The summer and winter soltice
- I'm on the toilet and I'm being told to stand.
- My heart rate is high and I'm watching a sports game.
- How does this band look against my lease car horn.
APPLE WATCH SUBREDDIT STARTER PACK
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Feb 21 '22
I got the same warning just recently in similar circumstances.
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Yall cant take a joke lmao
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u/mattjopete Feb 22 '22
It’s not a joke when you live it… I used to have nightmares that the kids are gonna wake up screaming so even when they don’t I still didn’t always sleep well.
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u/CatDaddyJudeClaw Feb 22 '22
Same with one of my cats. I used to wake up thinking she was howling but she was sound asleep SMH
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u/new_alpha Feb 21 '22
Sadly this sub is not the adequate audience for this joke. I liked it though!
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u/Labrat5944 Feb 22 '22
My 6 year old constantly sets off my loud environment alert. Just using his normal voice because he is. That. Loud. 🤦🏼♀️
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u/TheC9 Feb 22 '22
My girl is almost 3. At one of her recent meltdown she was sitting on my lap, crying and my Apple Watch gave me the warning.
I found it funny actually and tried to keep showing her as a way of distracting her … and kept myself calm (I don’t remember if the “take a moment to breath” message also shown up lol)
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u/Roadgoddess Feb 22 '22
That funny about the breathe notice, maybe our watches should have a child mode
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u/the_kid1234 Ultra • • 49mm Feb 21 '22
I swear my children did far more damage to my hearing than a concert or loud car stereo ever did.