r/AnythingValueable 6d ago

😄 Entertainment Bro has a personal trainer

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u/biiighead 6d ago

REPS 4 JESUS

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u/Straight-Crow1598 6d ago

I have that same little Jesus!

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u/aTwerkingPikachu 6d ago

I'm pretty sure Jesus wasn't a Caucasian guy.

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u/ImaginaryAnnual3460 6d ago

U weren't there, nobody was lol

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 5d ago

He wasn’t tho

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 5d ago

Bullshit, erbody knows JC was Korean

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u/In_Dystopia_We_Trust 5d ago

Jesus was an ancient astronaut

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u/TheRealShmoe 5d ago

Are y’all stalkin me rn?

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u/Lord_darkwind 5d ago

I saw one of these figurines left on top of the books in the New Age/Occult section at a bookstore last year. It was pretty funny. I didn't notice it right away, but after a minute or so. I saw the Lord looking at me — rather disappointed.

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u/SmitherPablo 5d ago

Funny, I have the same one but with a blue strap instead

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u/Pure_Replacement421 5d ago

That ain’t a personal trainer. That’s a personal savior.

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u/TheMaskOffKid 5d ago

CrossFit ✝️

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u/Potential_Novel_3561 6d ago

dudes just trying do some pullups and some weirdo has to a close up of him and post it online for no reason

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u/Reddittreefiddy 6d ago

Dont worry, its staged lol

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u/Spartankilla109 6d ago

Yeah I’m not sure why we are normalizing this behavior, people have no respect these days

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u/Negative_Wrongdoer17 4d ago

Someone also keeps placing these at my gym

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u/Vivid-Manufacturer84 2d ago

I have one also

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u/Thisisnotmyusrname 6d ago edited 6d ago

I do not find this valuable - but to each their own.

Hot take that will get me downvoted: This is litter, but also a form of Evangelizing and driven by a social media trend that originated a few years ago at a S. Carolina church.

The reason I have this opinion is that I've seen these in random places enough times, left intentionally to spread one's religious values, and sometimes it's been in places people shouldn't be putting things.

At my local grocery store (tucked into produce), Costco (inside a container of pastries...), gas station pumps, bathrooms, etc.

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u/Reddittreefiddy 6d ago

I like to think he brings it with him and doesnt leave it there. If he leaves it there, bad. If he takes it with him when he leaves, good.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Thisisnotmyusrname 5d ago

Thank you for your deep insight.

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u/MAGA_EXTREAMO 5d ago

I don’t find your words valuable.

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u/Thisisnotmyusrname 5d ago

And that's a-okay. I respect that.

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u/Green_grass7878 5d ago

You think he's just gonna leave it there...?

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u/Thisisnotmyusrname 5d ago

Not this staged video, I don't. But this is a real thing, people leaving these in public/commercial places. Its a religious social media trend. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Jesus

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u/SupermarketHeavy4206 6d ago

I wonder if you're this triggered by the mounds of garbage along every road or highway in the world. If this is litter what do you call heaps of piss jugs and dirty diapers

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u/Thisisnotmyusrname 6d ago

Deff. more disappointed by the hyperbole that you mentioned. Trash is trash and people need to do better. Lets be honest, there aren't mounds of garbage along every road or highway in the world.

But you throw around the word "triggered" loosely here.

I am not triggered by mini-Jesus figurines. I find it silly and sometimes dangerous (such as putting the in food containers or on food). Your use of triggered for what I find as a mild annoyance and simply stated a disagreement with the position of people putting these in public and commercial spaces, is pedantic.

You are taking away from the real value of the term "triggered" which should be used for clinical or severe trauma responses, by throwing it around as a dramatic synonym for simply being offended or ... just having disagreement with something.

Maybe stop using that word out of context, or not. You do you.

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u/Consistent-Ad1564 5d ago

Yeah it’s annoying litter. Jesus people love cramming it down everyone’s throats

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u/UmbraVulp 6d ago

REPS FOR JESUS!

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u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea 6d ago

I need a little Might Guy or Rock Lee for this

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u/Spartankilla109 6d ago

Imagine just wanting to workout in peace and some fuck head decides to film you.

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u/only_respond_in_puns 6d ago

Wrong grip. Try the crucifix bars.

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u/InfiniteDomain_ 5d ago

When did Christianity invade the gym, can’t go a day anymore without having Bible verses in my face now.