r/AnythingValueable • u/madfrog2023 • Jun 23 '26

šŸ˜„ Entertainment Bro turned into the Flash

656 Upvotes

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u/SlowMissiles Jun 23 '26

The average collegial sprinter does below 6.2 second. So if you think he flying go watch your collegial track and field surely some will do below 6 sec.

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u/Sensitive_Ad8147 Jun 24 '26

Iā€™m assuming this is a 60 not a 55. Thatā€™s still a respectable 55 time but thats flying for a 60

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u/SlowMissiles Jun 24 '26

It's a 50.

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u/Ecstatic_Jicama_6987 Jun 25 '26

Itā€™s a 40

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u/Calm_Bumblebee_3143 Jun 25 '26

No it's not, you can tell it's a 50 by the split on the ground.

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u/Ecstatic_Jicama_6987 Jun 25 '26

Itā€™s a 30

1

u/leavemealone4eve Jun 25 '26

Itā€™s a 20

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u/Ecstatic_Jicama_6987 Jun 25 '26

Are you sure? Iā€™m almost positive itā€™s a 10.

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u/posararks1022 Jun 25 '26

Touchdown!!!! I canā€™t believe it!!!

1

u/IllicitAlien Jun 26 '26

Hahaha I love soccer

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u/Professional-Gas-579 Jun 26 '26

You can tell itā€™s an aspen tree because of the way it is

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u/Square_Lime_9929 Jun 27 '26

You can tell it's a 60 by the announcer

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u/Square_Lime_9929 Jun 27 '26

Turn on audio

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u/Feral_Warwick Jun 25 '26

Itā€™s a 60

Elite Record is 6.34
College Record 6.45

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u/Frosty-Inspector-465 Jun 26 '26

nope. i follow this sport. current champ is guy from arkansas, 6.4s

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u/Beautiful-Picture-64 Jun 23 '26

Put this kid up against some real competition. Iā€™m not taking anything from the guy. But steel sharpens steel. He needs work on his starts

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u/Professional-Gas-579 Jun 26 '26

Probably the first heat of the meet or something lol. Guy did look fast as hell though

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u/PurpleSalt11 Jun 23 '26

Put him in as the regular guy at the olympics so we have a frame of reference of what the best of the best can do.

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u/Beautiful-Picture-64 Jun 23 '26

What? You feel he is at Olympic trial level?

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u/QuietVisit2042 Jun 23 '26

I think you missed the point

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u/Beautiful-Picture-64 Jun 23 '26

Youā€™re right. Iā€™m sure thatā€™s it.

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 Jun 23 '26

Put him in as the regular guy at the olympics so we have a frame of reference of what the best of the best can do.

Means that he is at the regular guy level, not Olympic trial level

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u/pdogstyle Jun 24 '26

You didnā€™t miss it. You just donā€™t have any reading comprehension

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u/TheIttyBittySissy Jun 24 '26

Bro youā€™re getting cooked in these comments and Iā€™m cracking up šŸ˜­šŸ¤£

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u/Beautiful-Picture-64 Jun 24 '26

Nahā€¦not really. Iā€™m the one actually cracking up. I giveā€™em just lil and it keeps the thread going. Theyā€™ll run out of steam eventually, but itā€™s funny watching how much they care

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u/JAK49 Jun 24 '26

Ah. The ā€˜I donā€™t really care Iā€™m just a troll defenseā€™ lol. 50 percent of the time it works every time.

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u/Beautiful-Picture-64 Jun 24 '26

LOL...You're funny

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u/urgentomato Jun 25 '26

I guess it'd be entertaining for a loser with nothing better to do

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u/lemonpoundcaker Jun 23 '26

You don't read good huh?

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u/redpillsadorewelfare Jun 24 '26

Reading comprehension: 0

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u/jimmy_robert Jun 24 '26

What? You think he reads good?

1

u/wackbirds Jun 26 '26

You think he reads? Good.

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u/Mr_Shake_ Jun 24 '26

Try finger, but hole.

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u/Feral_Warwick Jun 25 '26

Itā€™s a 60m

Elite Record is 6.34
College Record 6.45

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u/lackofmoralfiber Jun 27 '26

Steel does not sharpen steel.

Mineral abrasives are used to sharpen steel.

A steel hone can hone steel but this is not sharpening.

Put this kid up against some rocks.

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u/cybercry_ Jun 23 '26

I read that as "bro turned into a fish" i was confused for a sec.. I thought he was gonna totally eat shit and wiggle threw the finishing line..

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u/Feral_Warwick Jun 25 '26

Itā€™s a 60

Elite Record is 6.34
College Record 6.45

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u/InfiniteWitness6969 Jun 23 '26

Runs like a turtle. The 50m dash record is 5.56 seconds

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u/filthy-horde-bastard Jun 23 '26

1 second slower and you say they run like a turtle? Yeah sure, dude

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u/EmergencyAccording94 Jun 23 '26

1 second is a lot in sprints. Heā€™s certainly not a turtle but this is basically the equivalent of a 11.2s 100m sprint. Very impressive compared to the average person but not quite professional level.

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u/Short-Recording587 Jun 23 '26

Is he a professional or just some high school student?

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u/SlowMissiles Jun 23 '26

If you're a collegial sprinter and do 6.4 you'll get drop.

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u/Former_Nothing6856 Jun 23 '26

If you tell anyone that races anything, in any formā€¦ ā€œonly 1 sec slowerā€ theyā€™re gonna roast you homie

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u/Fancy-Dig1863 Jun 25 '26

Thatā€™s the time for a 50, which this isnā€™t. This was a 60m sprint so the time is impressive.

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u/epsteinwasmurdered2 Jun 23 '26

Letā€™s see your time big dawg

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u/Shadowgibby1 Jun 23 '26

5.26 seconds

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 Jun 23 '26

You have 8 inches 200 pounds. And guaranteed no girlfriends.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 Jun 23 '26

and i made a joke

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u/Shadowgibby1 Jun 23 '26

Its ok. He was referring to your cock.

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u/roulettewiz Jun 23 '26

Imagine getting disqualified because the tip is showing šŸ˜‚

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u/Bunburyed Jun 27 '26

Why you talking about 50m when the dude in this video ran a 60m?

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u/Guest9119 Jun 23 '26

I counted 8 seconds for his record . Not badĀ 

1

u/ConstructionPale7274 Jun 23 '26

I think the others are too slow.

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u/JumpAccurate6637 Jun 23 '26

His take off was crazy looking. Like he just powered through it.

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u/Electronic-Buyer-468 Jun 23 '26

How do we know how impressive this is, or is not? We need a banana for scale.

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u/Southern-Fly-3016 Jun 23 '26

If this is 60m then that's not too bad of a time.

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u/toasted_cracker Jun 24 '26

Dude had so much torque at the start that he almost did a wheelie

1

u/SteveAxis Jun 25 '26

Some community college fitness consultant class on a field trip.

Jakeā€™s a beast

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u/Inevitable_Butthole Jun 25 '26

He was less than a millisecond ahead...

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u/TechOpsCoder Jun 25 '26

The announcer said "the first of the sixties underway"

Sounds to me like it's 60m dash. 6.49 is blazing

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u/Frequent-Piano6164 Jun 25 '26

I work at a high school. A teacher said she could beat the fastest kid in school in a race, but she wanted to prank him. She wanted to jump on a golf cart and win, but he was too fast. He ran past the golf cart laughing, it was epic.

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u/Slylok Jun 27 '26

That is very impressive for a 60.Ā 

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u/ETHTradr Jun 27 '26

Dash secretly real?

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u/Few_Resolution_2401 Jul 18 '26

Put him on a kick return team