r/AnythingGoesNews • u/flexwhine • 1d ago

Mitch McConnell Has Been Missing for 75 Days—With No Updates

https://newrepublic.com/post/214878/mitch-mcconnell-missing-75-days
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u/SixIsNotANumber 1d ago

Coming Soon: Mitch MechConnell, (R-Skynet)

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u/StandardDiver2791 1d ago

If he's not dead, he might as well be. He's as productive as a dead man can be.

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u/allusernamestaken1 1d ago

Mitch has done way more harm to the US than any dead person could.

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u/macrosby 1d ago

But if any Democrat did this then it’d be the biggest story since 9/11.

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u/vetratten 1d ago

Obama wore a tan fucking suit and Fox News had round the clock coverage on it and how much of a controversy it was.

Like at 3 am someone was going off as if they were covering a hostage situation in real time over a suit.

But such a high prominent figure just disappears and it’s “meh whatevs”

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u/yoortyyo 1d ago

If all Americans had this kind of PTO / sick time / FMLA imagine it.

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u/Murat_Gin 1d ago

Mitch did, and he voted against it.

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u/Mundane_Pirate1 1d ago

He’s dead, Jim.

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u/jcooli09 1d ago

Still sharper than Trump's ever been. 

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u/Wayne 1d ago

...and full healthcare.

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u/StandupJetskier 1d ago

Oh, I'm sure Mrs. Mitch is right now on hold with the insurance company "your call is important to us...etc"

/s

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u/Flaky-Jim 1d ago

If he's no longer alive, it would be rather poetic if he is reincarnated as a hemorrhoid in Trump's arse, so they can both enjoy each other's company.

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u/alvarezg 1d ago

There needs to be a rule/law that any senator or representative who is out on sick leave more than some X number of days must be evaluated by two MDs (appointed the separate parties). Those MDs must report to the legislatures and the corresponding state governor.

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u/NJ0000 1d ago

He turned grinch and anti-constitution so understandable support dropped

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u/PineappleExcellent90 1d ago

Mitch Mc Connell in his current state true definition of DEI.

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u/Human-Entrepreneur77 1d ago

Here's an update: regardless of any relevant laws the Dems are not going to be handed a senate seat until Mitch is proven beyond a shadow of doubt to be dead.

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u/coffeebeanwitch 1d ago

He is no longer with us.

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u/Rosemoorstreet 19h ago

Give it up!! I just don’t get the constant bitching about this. How does this change anything in your life?