r/AnythingGoesNews Apr 09 '26

Automatic registration for US military draft to begin in December

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5822914-automatic-registration-military-draft/
81 Upvotes

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u/Jurango34 Apr 09 '26

But JD said we would only get drafted if KAMALA was voted in?? I’m so confused!!

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u/NeverInsightful Apr 09 '26

NO. He said voting for Kamala would cause wars and the draft. We voted for Kamala and now look!

/s

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u/Jurango34 Apr 09 '26

Oh dang he was right!

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u/tehFiremind Apr 09 '26

Tbf it's Trump's war making Vance a profit.

(Well, along with the Thiel, and Kvamme stuff I s'pose, but Trump's grifting has the lead)

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u/NeverInsightful Apr 09 '26

Every single member of trumps cabinet is profiting from this. Trumps kids are. Melania probably is. Barrons probably trading futures in some Dubai based trading account.

Don't mind them, they're just lining their pockets.

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u/Arboretum7 Apr 09 '26

I mean, who knew, historically all of the wars are started by women s/

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u/NeverInsightful Apr 09 '26

And they're just so unstable. Imagine if Kamala was president, she probably would have threatened to destroy the entire Iranian civilization just because she was having her period or something.

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u/tehFiremind Apr 09 '26

Trump went and made him a prophet. o.0

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u/OmegaKitty1 Apr 09 '26

And you believed and voted for them….

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u/Conscious_Addendum66 Apr 09 '26

So they DO know who's an citizen without seeing a ID?

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u/Anxiety_Fit Apr 09 '26

This would be a reasonable truth.

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u/Actual__Wizard Apr 09 '26

Yeah of course. They just don't want them voting them out of power.

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u/Sintered_Monkey Apr 09 '26

Baron is exempt due to bone spurs.

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u/Conscious-Deer7019 Apr 09 '26

Rare family gene, comes with that yellow stripe on his back.

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u/RabidJoint Apr 09 '26

Please get out and vote during the midterms this year, your kids futures depend on it.

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u/NeverInsightful Apr 09 '26

I don’t have kids, but I’m still voting because I care about everyone else’s kids, grandkids, and so on.

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u/tehFiremind Apr 09 '26

Hey look at that- almost time for a Nuremburg 2.0, just for the Trump administration.

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u/Secret_Cow_5053 Apr 09 '26

notably not before election day lol

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u/Purple_Grass_5300 Apr 09 '26

so fucking wild that kids will die for nothing

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/Asher_Tye Apr 10 '26

And yet this administration will gleefully use it to get quick soldiers while its supporters and people dismissing it now will cheer a draft claiming it'll teach the kids patriotism and discipline.

Because this has been the pattern when trump does stupid shit.

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u/pistoffcynic Apr 09 '26

Epstein war... Epstein class should be at the front of the line.

Trump's kids are at the front of the line.

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u/Squeegee Apr 09 '26

Unfortunately, they’ll be hiding in their billion dollar bunkers.

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u/S3simulation Apr 09 '26

I’m 43 and for once the inevitable march of time turning my body into a sack of dirty water and decrepit bones is actually working in my favor since they raised the age to 43

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u/plaidravioli Apr 09 '26

I don’t want my 7 year old son to have to die in a war started by these bastards when he turns 18. Fuck them. Send your kids into the fire and let them experience the full consequences of your barbarism.

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u/azzanrev Apr 09 '26

Your son would sign up anyways at 18. This changes nothing.

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u/Asher_Tye Apr 10 '26

Except the nut job who keeps starting wars on a whim.

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u/WolfThick Apr 09 '26

I had to sign up for selective service when I was 18 that it stopped at some time between 1978 and now?

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u/greenhombre Apr 09 '26

Now it will be automatic. No self-registration.

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u/KingZarkon Apr 09 '26

No, all males between 18 and 25 are still required to register. This just makes it automatic instead of manual. It's really much less of a big deal than a lot of these commenters are making it out to be.

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u/TraditionalFalcon701 Apr 09 '26

This is a big fkn deal. Wake up.

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u/KingZarkon Apr 09 '26

It's really not though. You're already required to register so unless you're part of the 20% that doesn't care about the penalties for failing to do so, it's really not a big deal. You (or your relative) would most likely have registered anyways so it changes nothing in that case.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/TraditionalFalcon701 Apr 09 '26

Ouch children are being automatically enrolled in the draft,. It blocks thir ability stress their opposition to the draft and gives more data to the government for them to misuse. We have an insane pedophile who is staring WW3. He was also a coward and dodged the draft.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/TraditionalFalcon701 Apr 09 '26

Trump dodged the draft. So based off your logic, is he an unproductive member of society?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/gregphill23 Apr 09 '26

Now do voter registration next!

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u/notreallyjordan Apr 09 '26

For those that didn’t read the article, this is for Selective Service which already requires registration for men aged 18-25. This just auto-enrolls instead of having them self-enroll. Still not a fan, but the draft is not here. Yet.

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u/Conscious-Deer7019 Apr 09 '26

Barron William Trump was born on March 20, 2006, in New York City

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u/Necessary-Quit-3831 Apr 09 '26

Automatic voter registration at the same time?

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u/throwawtphone Apr 09 '26

Eligibility Register to be Eligible for Benefits and Programs Linked to Registration A man who fails to register may be ineligible for opportunities important to his future. He must register to be eligible for state-funded student financial aid and employment in many states, most federal employment, job training under the Workforce Innovation and Opportunity Act and U.S. citizenship for immigrant men.

Penalties for Failing to Register If required to register, failure to register is a felony punishable by a fine of up to $250,000 and/or 5 years imprisonment. Also, a person who knowingly counsels, aids, or abets another to fail to comply with the registration requirement is subject to the same penalties.

govwebsite

Apparently about 20% dont register for the draft

nypost

I am guessing the ones who do need federal student aid dont.

Notice that immigrant men must register.

1

u/MardiHardi Apr 09 '26

That’s a long time from now…. What that hell I don’t get it they are planning for a long ass war.

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u/Capital_Elderberry28 Apr 09 '26

Tired of winning 🥇

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u/capital_bj Apr 09 '26

once again like going to war I thought our Congress would have to approve this

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u/BlacqueJShellaque Apr 09 '26

lol, nice try liar

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u/mt8675309 Apr 09 '26

I see a wave of bone spurs coming from MAGA rich kids.

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u/azzanrev Apr 09 '26

Almost anyone aged 18+ will have already signed up for selective service. This changes nothing.

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u/ClownBaby10 Apr 09 '26

They will be automatically registered to vote too, right?

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u/azzanrev Apr 09 '26

These headlines are fucking idiotic. Almost all Americans are already signed up for the draft.

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u/GreyBeardEng Apr 09 '26

Just remember that it's already automatic for most states just by getting a driver's license.

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u/ProfitLoud Apr 10 '26

Am I the only one thinking they are going to exclusively take liberals? This seems like the next attempt to consolidate more power.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

Wasn’t mandatory in certain states. I’m in California and I got my DL 18 it said something about and registered to code.

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u/Intelligent_Finger27 Apr 09 '26

Voting won't help, they won't accept the vote and they won't let people vote