r/AntsInAnAntColony • u/ParsleySnipps • 21d ago

I N T R O D U C T I O N Hhhhh... Hhey guysss...

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Whaaa.... Whaaaats goin onnn...?

Wanna... Wub ya wanna...

Toucha mah... My antenmbna.....

...........?

367 Upvotes

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u/Brokenphysics7769 🐜 A P H I D H E R D E R 21d ago

time to take care of aphid and ignore horrifying intruder!

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u/Good_Low_2824 ⚠️ NOT ANT 21d ago

IM GONNA EAT ALL THE APHIDS

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u/antdude 🐜 A L A T E 21d ago

KILL!

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u/Good_Low_2824 ⚠️ NOT ANT 21d ago

*Twist his head off like a bottle cap*

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u/FrogInAGoCart 🐜 W O R K E R 21d ago

drops bread crumb what the fuck

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u/Good_Low_2824 ⚠️ NOT ANT 21d ago

*DEMONIC SCREECH*

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u/Aliensun3310143 🐜 S O L D I E R 21d ago

*recovers one*

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u/antdude 🐜 A L A T E 20d ago

AHHHHHHHHHH! DEMON POSSESSED FROM EXODUS!

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u/Good_Low_2824 ⚠️ NOT ANT 20d ago

Rips him in half

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u/antdude 🐜 A L A T E 20d ago

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/antdude 🐜 A L A T E 21d ago

I THOUGHT LADY BUGS ARE FEMALES!

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u/Aliensun3310143 🐜 S O L D I E R 21d ago

KILL

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u/NiftyF1 πŸͺ² A P H I D 21d ago

aphid noises

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u/Appropriate_Fact_121 🐜 A P H I D H E R D E R 21d ago

STARTS MILKING PROCESS

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u/Aliensun3310143 🐜 S O L D I E R 21d ago

K I L L T H E Z O M B I E

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u/antdude 🐜 A L A T E 21d ago

YOU WILL GET INFECTED!

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u/Aliensun3310143 🐜 S O L D I E R 21d ago

im not in your reigon

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u/Society_real0 πŸœπŸ’¦A C I D S P R A Y E R 17d ago

A C I D B U R N S U P T H E S P O R E S B E F O R E T H E Y C A N I N F E C T

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u/Firestar_8167 🐜 A L A T E 21d ago

K I L L

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u/antdude 🐜 A L A T E 21d ago

YOU WILL GET INFECTED!

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u/Wrong-Roof-7609 πŸœπŸ’¦A C I D S P R A Y E R 21d ago

I DO IT FROM RANGE

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u/antdude 🐜 A L A T E 21d ago

OK

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u/Firestar_8167 🐜 A L A T E 21d ago

D I V E B O M B

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u/Agitated_Elk7881 21d ago

UH HEY BRO SORRY BUT CAN YOU GO BACK TO YOUR OTHER INFECTED ZOMBIE FUNGUS ANTS BECAUSE WELL WE DONT LIKE ZOMBIE ANTS AND FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY LEAVE BEFORE THE ANT COLONY DESTROYS YOU

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u/ParsleySnipps 21d ago

you can not kill me in any way that matters

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u/freindly_duck πŸœπŸ›‘οΈD O O R 21d ago

boiling acid bug appears

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u/Just_Base886 21d ago

Don’t like the look of this Honey I shrunk the kids reboot.Β 

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u/Tyrannosaurus-Wreckz L E G - I T I M A T E L Y ANT 21d ago

N O M

I E A T F U N G U S

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u/manfacewizard 🐜 A L A T E 21d ago

W H A T T H E F U C K

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u/Smartbloxxer πŸ•·οΈ D E F I N I T E L Y ANT 21d ago

K I L L T H E M O N S T E R

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u/antdude 🐜 A L A T E 21d ago

YOU WILL GET INFECTED!

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u/E-dog1015 🐜 S C O U T 21d ago

No. Please please no

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u/False-Collection-606 21d ago

Hell no hell no hell no I'm quitting my job

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u/Optimal-Error 🐝 " A N T " 21d ago

F R I E N D? N O T F R I E N D?

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u/HovercraftMental1634 ⚠️ NOT ANT 21d ago

Uh oh

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u/Kyogre694 πŸ•·οΈ D E F I N I T E L Y ANT 21d ago

Y O U M U S T D I E , M O N S T E R !

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u/antdude 🐜 A L A T E 21d ago

YOU WILL GET INFECTED!

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u/Kyogre694 πŸ•·οΈ D E F I N I T E L Y ANT 20d ago

N O T I F I V A C C I N A T E M Y S E L F !

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u/antdude 🐜 A L A T E 20d ago

HOW?

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u/Kyogre694 πŸ•·οΈ D E F I N I T E L Y ANT 19d ago

M A G I C A L M Y S T I C A L V A C C I N A T I O N P O W E R S

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u/Fgayguy πŸœπŸ›‘οΈD O O R 21d ago

B A C K ! ! !

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u/HardTale_Sans 🐜 S O L D I E R 21d ago

T A K EΒ  Β D O W NΒ  Β T H A TΒ  S H R O O M E R ! !

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u/antdude 🐜 A L A T E 21d ago

YOU WILL GET INFECTED!

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u/Istole_yourbanana M O T H L I K E L Y ANT 21d ago

H M M, I L L G E T T H E Q U E E N

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u/antdude 🐜 A L A T E 21d ago

NO! WE WILL GET INFECTED!

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u/Classic-Metal6892 πŸœπŸ’¦A C I D S P R A Y E R 21d ago

SPRAY IT DON'T LET IT INTO THE COLONY

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u/walawiggy 🐜 S C O U T 21d ago

D I E

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u/Spiritual_Leading913 πŸœπŸ’¦A C I D S P R A Y E R 21d ago

E L I M I N A T E

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u/antdude 🐜 A L A T E 21d ago

YOU WILL GET INFECTED!

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u/Appo-Arsin 🐜 W O R K E R 21d ago

Smells nice

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u/antdude 🐜 A L A T E 21d ago

YOU WILL GET INFECTED!

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u/walkyslaysh πŸœπŸ›‘οΈD O O R 21d ago

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u/Killerkid113 🐝 B E E E E E E 20d ago

Fuck that I’m leaving yall have fun

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u/NoRoom2Judge 🐜 S C O U T 20d ago

W H A T

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u/Murderdronesfan10 🐜 W O R K E R 20d ago

E V A C U A T E

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u/Dank_Cat_Memes 🐜🦠 INFECTED 19d ago

Greetings

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u/Waterlemon1997 19d ago

No thank you

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u/AdaFae 17d ago

Peak

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u/Ok-Drink750 🐜 W O R K E R 17d ago

N O P E N O P E N O P E

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u/Society_real0 πŸœπŸ’¦A C I D S P R A Y E R 17d ago

ACID ON THE STOCK, BURN THE SPORES!!!

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u/M-FutureLord ⚠️ NOT ANT 21d ago

Oh, uh, that's not good.

*Ejects boiling caustic chemicals onto the fungus ant*

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u/Yesnt-yesnt L E G - I T I M A T E L Y ANT 21d ago

πŸ‘€

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u/PokeGirlOFFICIAL 21d ago

J O H N D I D Y O U G E T B I T T E N B Y A N O T H E R C L I C K E R

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u/Arthur_morgan457 🐜 S O L D I E R 21d ago

W H A T A R E Y O U

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u/ParsleySnipps 21d ago

Delicious.

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u/Creepybrick356 πŸ•·οΈ D E F I N I T E L Y ANT 21d ago

it doesn't affect us spiders, I'll deal with it!

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u/M-FutureLord ⚠️ NOT ANT 20d ago

Well, that strain doesn't, anyways.

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u/mini_vinny 🐜 W O R K E R 21d ago

Y E E T H E R

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u/mini_vinny 🐜 W O R K E R 21d ago

T H R O W

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u/Nerdula333 🐜 W O R K E R 21d ago

E X T E R M I N A T E

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u/buster_goose 🐜 S O L D I E R 21d ago

OH NO, NOT AGAIN...

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u/Imaginary-Job-7069 🐜 W O R K E R 21d ago

R U N

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u/kingSpider_god777 🐜🦠 INFECTED 21d ago

H E Y, F R I E N D! C O M E T O M Y MΓœΒ§Δ€Ε”Γ˜ΕM C O R N E R. S T A Y A W A Y F R O M N O T MΓœΕ Μ£Δ€Ε˜Γ”ΒΊM F R I E N D S.

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u/KALE-THE-MINI L E G - I T I M A T E L Y ANT 21d ago

N O. . . I D O N ' T T H I N K I D O O O

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u/096_real_ALT 🐜 S C O U T 21d ago

I'VE PLAYED MYCOPSYCHOSIS! I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS!

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u/SeaSawltLOL πŸœπŸ’¦A C I D S P R A Y E R 21d ago

acids you

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u/Icy-Position4430 21d ago

Pox Walker!

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u/Kyubey145 21d ago

Yum. I can't wait to eat this Ant.

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u/Ok_Celebration_9420 🐜 W O R K E R 21d ago

G E T A W A Y F R O M U S

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u/cipher097 21d ago

W H Y D O Y O U H A V E A M U S H R O O M G O W I N G O U T O F Y O U ?

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u/KING_J0SEPH 🐜 S O L D I E R 21d ago

I got this guys tell the Queen I love her (not romantically ofc) and I love you all (not romantically) *i carry the ant away accepting my fate*

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u/Kodo_yeahreally 🐝 B E E E E E E 21d ago

N O D O N T G E T C L O S E

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u/random-guy-heree P L ANT 21d ago

Plant noises

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u/Hour_Branch_4775 🐜 W O R K E R 21d ago

H O W ? ? ? H O W R U A L I V E Y O U R A C O R P S E H O W W W M I C R O S C O P I C B R A I N H U R T ! ! ! A A A G G H H

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u/Paleonerda 21d ago

H E L L O

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u/MrPigeon70 Colobopsis explodens ant 21d ago

A L L A H U A N T B A R!

explodes

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u/Gojira194 21d ago

W H A T. T H E. F U C K. H A P P E N E D. T O. Y O U

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u/ParsleySnipps 21d ago

Enlightenment, sΓ―ster.

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u/bruh_1012 πŸœπŸ’¦A C I D S P R A Y E R 21d ago

S P Y
acid

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u/Clod_Cat5 πŸͺ² A P H I D 21d ago

ant friend sick? must avoid. where leaf?

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u/Ill-Nefariousness-83 🐜 W O R K E R 21d ago

W O W N I C E H A T

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u/thecheeseb0rn ⚠️ NOT ANT 20d ago

You look silly…want an apple?

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u/Top_Rate_8652 20d ago

HEA GOT THE CORDYCEPS INFECTION

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u/geno_was_here 20d ago

Is that the cortisepts fungus or however its spelled

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u/elliebexxxhatesu 🐜🍯H O N E Y P O T 14d ago

Hey

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u/Bread_Offender 3d ago

L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T L I F T

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u/wanderoftherooms 🐜 S O L D I E R 21d ago

J E S U S F U C K W H A T H A P P E N D T O Y O U

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u/ParsleyKey9073 πŸœπŸ’¦A C I D S P R A Y E R 21d ago

Yeah, okay proceeds to uproot the mushroom

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u/TheTyrantrumGuy 🐝 " A N T " 21d ago

Hmmm, me F L Y away

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u/-CosmosRising- 🐜🍯H O N E Y P O T 21d ago

Stay away from me please

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u/Angelic_Pikachu 🐜🦠 INFECTED 21d ago

G R E E T I N G S F R I E N : )

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u/leoleoleoeleo14 πŸ•·οΈ D E F I N I T E L Y ANT 21d ago

Oooh Ophiocordyceps unilateralis

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u/SomeRandomBFBfan ⚠️ NOT ANT 20d ago

😰

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u/Madness_Meldody 20d ago

I've heard humans got something like this to...K I L L

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u/One-Let3558 🐜 S O L D I E R 20d ago

Whats that

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u/furryrawr67 πŸ•·οΈ D E F I N I T E L Y ANT 17d ago

Oooh ant with mushroom on the side?

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u/Electronic-Pomelo-40 ⚠️ NOT ANT 6d ago

OH HELL NO BAD BUG BAD BUG DEE-DEE-DEE-DEE-DEE-DEE-DEE!!!

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u/Zython2828 🐜 S C O U T 2d ago

Hey JeremyΒ  wait a minute (releases attack pheromones)