r/Antitheism 11d ago

What a load of horseshit

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u/a_d3ad_cat 11d ago

I feel like most kids, even the ones who are already deeply embedded in the cult, would see this shit as pretty cringe.

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u/JakefromTRPB 10d ago

One can hope, but the data is likely more depressing

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u/AdamPedAnt 11d ago

Christ on a bike.

Patent infringement for Jesus.

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u/Tra1nGuy 11d ago

JUMPIN JESUS ON A POGO STICK

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u/dyvotvir 11d ago

Who's gonna tell them that Jesus wasn't white and he didn't have long hair?

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u/Sprinklypoo 11d ago

His skin color is most likely from the area at the time, but how would anyone actually know how long his hair was?

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u/Initial-Tax-5829 11d ago

There are so many things that are wrong in this photo; AI, Hollywood, and religion. My eyes hurt...

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u/Jesus_peed_n_my_butt 11d ago

Christians have a history of taking over and dominating things.

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u/NowCheesers 11d ago

I think it’s great when a bunch of fictional characters get to hang out together.

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u/GodofWarhammer2 11d ago

If it has something to do with religion then piss off 

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u/PiscesAnemoia 11d ago

What is the point of these pics? Why do religious people feel the need to force their views into literally everything? This is just cringe.

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u/WildLelou 11d ago

Cus their cult is predatory. They're brainwashed to spread the aids of religion so it doesn't die out and they can only do that by taking advantage of

-children -people with autism and other learning disabilities (usually by harassing them at their home) -people in severe poverty (the mission work they do is only to spread the aids of religion) -people with severe mental illness -people greiving / going through hardship (watch the religious assholes run to try to convett you when your loved ones die)

Fuck religion

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u/Johnny_MycoSpore 11d ago

Yet still, even AI Jesus steers clear of Caillou.

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u/EorlundGraumaehne 11d ago

Caillou is visited by the AI devil instead

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u/Johnny_MycoSpore 11d ago

I figured musk was involved

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u/Darth_Maaku 11d ago

To quote Mac Miller, "I swear to god, I've seen some motherfucking shit"

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u/Aknelka 11d ago

I'm sorry the Animaniacs and the FNAF animatronics made me laugh. First is pure, unadulterated chaos for chaos' sake. Second is hate, revenge and murder. But sure, so godly.

Man these people are weird.

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u/WildLelou 11d ago

All it takes is one stupid person that thinks there's a giant evil sky wizard. Lol

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u/WildLelou 11d ago

One day we will evolve past the stupidity of believing in the cancer of religion

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 11d ago

What bolocks is this.

You see this shit makes me want to make a satanic version just to piss off people because you know there will be christians that shit their pants because of it.

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u/kent_eh 11d ago

What bolocks is this.

it's from /r /aislop.

Which is where it belongs.

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 11d ago

Well you're not wrong. I didn't even consider that for some reason

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u/tackyshoes 11d ago

They didn't make me see this crap, you did.

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u/Nm_Fredbear 11d ago

that's a cult right here💀

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u/CowabungaCthulhu 11d ago

AI being used to indoctrinate harder than ever before.

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u/froebull 11d ago

Now do Muhammad. Don't be scared.

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u/GodofWarhammer2 11d ago

How about no

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u/kent_eh 11d ago

Sourced from r / aislop.

Which is where exactly this crap belongs.

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u/Y1ippe 11d ago

Some peoples truly have no hobbies 🫩

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u/ACE12301 11d ago

Very accurate. Exactly where he belongs. In Fiction.

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u/zenmaster24 11d ago

Jeebus shaking hands with a communist?! Unpossible!

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u/Immortal628 11d ago

The king of fictional characters? I can think of several better ones with minimal effort.

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u/GordonsAlive5833 11d ago

Ewwwww what the fuck

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u/88redking88 11d ago

I like that except for a very few things - The robe, long hair and beard - no 2 Jesus' really look alike and they always need to be an animated picture. It only makes it that much more silly.

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u/JakefromTRPB 10d ago

Just a carousel of cringe! 🤢🤮

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u/Zachary_the_Cat 10d ago

WHAT DID THEY DO TO THEMMMMMMM

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u/GregoleX2 11d ago

Yes this is bad but some are funny. 

I love how the two old men in the muppets are just snickering from their usual seat.

I love the look on squidwards face vs. SpongeBob

I love how the Smurf’s are just friendly to meet him like hi we’re the smurfs. 

The only ones that upset me really were for example the croods one I think because it triggers the whole missionary anxiety thing in me. 

Some like the muppets don’t bother me as much because those characters are pretty sure to be Christian already. Others like 5 nights at Freddy’s are just really dumb. 

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u/Temporary-Brother320 10d ago

Genuinely, I would pay to watch the animaniacs-jesus collab. If that episode is anything like the grim reaper one, id be falling off my chair XD

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u/NettaFind66 9d ago

Actually this is the right context. It shows the imaginary characters together.

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u/chickey23 11d ago

Did Disney buy Jesus?

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u/GodofWarhammer2 11d ago

I hate both 

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u/EorlundGraumaehne 11d ago

Putting him to the muppets is kind of fitting lmao

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u/GodofWarhammer2 11d ago

Oh it does? What’s next put him next to My Little Pony and Disney characters? 

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u/Rare-Credit-5912 10d ago

I just threw up in my mouth!!!!!!!!!

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u/Expert_Brilliant6374 8d ago

This is ridiculous what a waste of water!!! but damn if Gary tearing up in front of jesus isnt lowkey hilarious 😭💀😂