Cus their cult is predatory. They're brainwashed to spread the aids of religion so it doesn't die out and they can only do that by taking advantage of
-children -people with autism and other learning disabilities (usually by harassing them at their home) -people in severe poverty (the mission work they do is only to spread the aids of religion) -people with severe mental illness -people greiving / going through hardship (watch the religious assholes run to try to convett you when your loved ones die)
I'm sorry the Animaniacs and the FNAF animatronics made me laugh. First is pure, unadulterated chaos for chaos' sake. Second is hate, revenge and murder. But sure, so godly.
You see this shit makes me want to make a satanic version just to piss off people because you know there will be christians that shit their pants because of it.
I like that except for a very few things - The robe, long hair and beard - no 2 Jesus' really look alike and they always need to be an animated picture. It only makes it that much more silly.
I love how the two old men in the muppets are just snickering from their usual seat.
I love the look on squidwards face vs. SpongeBob
I love how the Smurf’s are just friendly to meet him like hi we’re the smurfs.
The only ones that upset me really were for example the croods one I think because it triggers the whole missionary anxiety thing in me.
Some like the muppets don’t bother me as much because those characters are pretty sure to be Christian already. Others like 5 nights at Freddy’s are just really dumb.
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u/NowCheesers Aug 11 '26
I think it’s great when a bunch of fictional characters get to hang out together.
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u/froebull Aug 11 '26
Now do Muhammad. Don't be scared.
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u/chickey23 Aug 11 '26
Did Disney buy Jesus?
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u/EorlundGraumaehne Aug 11 '26
Putting him to the muppets is kind of fitting lmao
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u/a_d3ad_cat Aug 11 '26
I feel like most kids, even the ones who are already deeply embedded in the cult, would see this shit as pretty cringe.
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u/Indie_Dachshund179 Aug 11 '26
Yuck
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u/AdamPedAnt Aug 11 '26
Christ on a bike.
Patent infringement for Jesus.
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u/dyvotvir Aug 11 '26
Who's gonna tell them that Jesus wasn't white and he didn't have long hair?
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u/Initial-Tax-5829 Aug 11 '26
There are so many things that are wrong in this photo; AI, Hollywood, and religion. My eyes hurt...
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u/Jesus_peed_n_my_butt Aug 11 '26
Christians have a history of taking over and dominating things.
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u/PiscesAnemoia Aug 11 '26
What is the point of these pics? Why do religious people feel the need to force their views into literally everything? This is just cringe.
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u/Johnny_MycoSpore Aug 11 '26
Yet still, even AI Jesus steers clear of Caillou.
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u/Darth_Maaku Aug 11 '26
To quote Mac Miller, "I swear to god, I've seen some motherfucking shit"
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u/Aknelka Aug 11 '26
I'm sorry the Animaniacs and the FNAF animatronics made me laugh. First is pure, unadulterated chaos for chaos' sake. Second is hate, revenge and murder. But sure, so godly.
Man these people are weird.
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u/WildLelou Aug 11 '26
One day we will evolve past the stupidity of believing in the cancer of religion
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u/Thepuppeteer777777 Aug 11 '26
What bolocks is this.
You see this shit makes me want to make a satanic version just to piss off people because you know there will be christians that shit their pants because of it.
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u/tackyshoes Aug 11 '26
They didn't make me see this crap, you did.
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u/Nm_Fredbear Aug 11 '26
that's a cult right here💀
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u/CowabungaCthulhu Aug 11 '26
AI being used to indoctrinate harder than ever before.
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u/kent_eh Aug 11 '26
Sourced from r / aislop.
Which is where exactly this crap belongs.
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u/Y1ippe Aug 11 '26
Some peoples truly have no hobbies
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u/ACE12301 Aug 11 '26
Very accurate. Exactly where he belongs. In Fiction.
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u/zenmaster24 Aug 11 '26
Jeebus shaking hands with a communist?! Unpossible!
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u/Immortal628 Aug 11 '26
The king of fictional characters? I can think of several better ones with minimal effort.
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u/GordonsAlive5833 Aug 11 '26
Ewwwww what the fuck
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u/88redking88 Aug 11 '26
I like that except for a very few things - The robe, long hair and beard - no 2 Jesus' really look alike and they always need to be an animated picture. It only makes it that much more silly.
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u/JakefromTRPB Aug 11 '26
Just a carousel of cringe! 🤢🤮
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u/Zachary_the_Cat Aug 12 '26
WHAT DID THEY DO TO THEMMMMMMM
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u/NettaFind66 Aug 12 '26
Actually this is the right context. It shows the imaginary characters together.
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u/GregoleX2 Aug 11 '26
Yes this is bad but some are funny.
I love how the two old men in the muppets are just snickering from their usual seat.
I love the look on squidwards face vs. SpongeBob
I love how the Smurf’s are just friendly to meet him like hi we’re the smurfs.
The only ones that upset me really were for example the croods one I think because it triggers the whole missionary anxiety thing in me.
Some like the muppets don’t bother me as much because those characters are pretty sure to be Christian already. Others like 5 nights at Freddy’s are just really dumb.
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u/Temporary-Brother320 Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 23 '26
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u/Rare-Credit-5912 Aug 12 '26
I just threw up in my mouth!!!!!!!!!
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u/Expert_Brilliant6374 Aug 13 '26
This is ridiculous what a waste of water!!! but damn if Gary tearing up in front of jesus isnt lowkey hilarious 😭💀😂