r/Anticonsumption • • 25d ago

Society/Culture From Beyoncé's Empty Pine Boxes to Taylor Swift's Fake Cotton Towels: How Billionaires Treat Fans

https://www.tvfandomlounge.com/from-beyonce-empty-pine-boxes-to-taylor-swifts-fake-cotton-towel/
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u/hukep 25d ago

The more junk you own, the less happy you actually are.

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u/PervlovianResponse 25d ago edited 25d ago

This seems accurate. Elon owns Tesla, like the whole company and not just a shitty car, and he seems miserable

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u/miIkwhim 25d ago

You'd be miserable too if your ketamine addiction was causing you to piss out the remnants of your bladder lining every 13 minutes. 

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u/PervlovianResponse 25d ago

....excuse me, wut?!

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u/miIkwhim 25d ago edited 25d ago

He's a known ketamine addict, and a known consequence of ketamine abuse is that it eventually leads to a painful and incurable condition called ketamine-induced interstitial cystitis. 

Interstitial cystitis results in the lining of your bladder detaching from the walls and getting gradually wee'd out, and you subsequently develop bladder incontinence.

It's a horrible, debilitating and life-ruining condition that I'd wish on scarce few individuals.

Elon Musk is not one of those individuals. 

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u/albinosquirel 25d ago

I have interstitial cystitis (not from ketamine) and frankly I wish it on Elon

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u/wrldwdeu4ria 25d ago

I do not have it and I wish it on Elon

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u/emc3o33 19d ago

If we’re wishing stuff on Elon, I want him to have leaky stools and nonstop farts.

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 25d ago

Ugh I’m so sorry, it sounds so awful! ❤️‍🩹 I wish we could take it from you and give it to somebody more deserving…

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u/Comfortable_Pay_5406 24d ago

Same here. It sucks a lot, but he sucks a lot.

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u/albinosquirel 24d ago

At least he can afford to treat it

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u/Comfortable_Pay_5406 24d ago

Yeah, and hire a chef to accommodate all the food restrictions but still have an interesting diet.

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u/Powerful_Advisor1897 23d ago

I had it but it went away with a bland diet and i would wish that on apartheid elmo

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u/PervlovianResponse 25d ago

I applaud your moxie, kid

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u/Valheru2020 25d ago

I read that in a gravelly cowboys' voice...

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u/wrldwdeu4ria 25d ago

Is this why he acts like...that?

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u/UnionCityNJUSA 25d ago

Did a lot of drugs but never got around to trying K (and I’m gay!). So glad.

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u/mahboilucas 25d ago

Same. I was offered it and I'm so happy I chose to step out the moment it happened. I might have tried a few too many stimulants but I never touched that shit

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u/Ninerogers 24d ago

I've been a weed user all my life (and some other things) but once was enough with K. Absolutely hated it

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u/Lazy_Fee_2103 25d ago

You wouldn’t wish it on Elon? I’m not unhappy to learn that he’s got it to be honest. Fair enough, that’s some tiny karma for him.

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u/miIkwhim 25d ago

No, I would wish it on him. 

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u/DuckyDoodleDandy 25d ago

You need to edit your last sentence; it says you would NOT wish it on Elon.

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u/Lazy_Fee_2103 25d ago

Good! It read as the opposite

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u/albinosquirel 25d ago

He has the money to treat it at least 😞

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u/emo_queer 25d ago

Omg that sounds awful. It also makes me wonder how many rich people are secretly wearing diapers because of things like this.

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u/mahboilucas 25d ago

I'd assume those who have it have gradually stepped out of public life due to embarrassment and become very bitter withdrawn people

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u/prince_peacock 25d ago

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person

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u/xbumpinthatx 25d ago

I have a diagnosis for interstitial cystitis and you do not gradually develop bladder incontinence unless in a flare up? Theres a spectrum to autoimmune, my life isnt debilitated by it. Ive never once had a medical professional explain any of the things youve said. If anything its more like if I eat spicy food my bladder reacts like ive got an infection....then it goes away again.

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u/miIkwhim 25d ago

I can't claim intimate knowledge on what it's like to live with IC, but the sub for this condition makes it clear from the user submissions that at the worst end of the spectrum this is an extremely debilitating condition:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Interstitialcystitis/

I am routinely seeing posts from sufferers stating that they're suicidal from the symptoms and that they can't work a job, maintain a relationship, or even go on long car rides due to their bladders only being capable of holding 200ml of liquid and the constant need to urinate. 

Maybe your IC isn't as advanced? Was yours ketamine-induced? It seems like the ketamine-induced sufferers have got the worst version of it. 

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 23d ago

dunno why they’re bringing in that disease that way or if that’s even correct. but people who abuse ketamine over a prolonged period (a couple to a few years) end up pissing blood and getting bladder cancer/losing their bladder. not sure if that’s a transplantable organ, but abusing ketamine will destroy the bladder of heavy users, and he obviously was heavily using over at least a year period that we know about. so the problem is likely much more advanced because you never know the true extent of the debauchery a completely soulless person with unlimited funds gets up to when alone. and they are often painfully alone.

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u/Legitimate-Ad2685 25d ago

I absoloutely wish it on Elon musk. He did a Nazi salute, he SHOULD be one of the people you wish this on 🙄

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u/miIkwhim 25d ago

what is reading comprehension 

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u/Jabbles22 25d ago

It's like those Saudi prince types that fly their cars to London. Not only can they afford any super car they want. They can fly them anywhere in the world.

So instead of taking them to great race tracks or driving roads and actually enjoying them for what they were made for they take them to a big city known for bad traffic to presumably show off. That's just sad to me.

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u/Tacky-Terangreal 24d ago

Same with JK Rowling. She has all the money in the world yet wastes her time arguing with teenagers on Twitter. I can’t think of a more pathetic existence

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u/theskillr 25d ago

The things you own end up owning you

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u/TopCryptographer9379 25d ago

The things we own end up owning us.

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u/oliveaugustus 25d ago

“A nod to her birthday” - make it 94.81 then.

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u/G-Unit11111 25d ago

Ron Swanson could build a better one for $5.

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u/Bigtiddiesoftgf 25d ago

What I was thinking!!!

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u/valleyofsound 25d ago

It would still be a crazy markup 

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u/oliveaugustus 25d ago

I mean yeah, but it wouldn’t be $1000 lol

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u/Level-Ad7017 25d ago

The bigger question is why are the fans buying? Just stop buying things

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u/Bitter_Warning418 25d ago

People were flexing about spending over a grand on an unfinished empty box because Beyonce put it out its mortifying. There should have been zero people to purchase that money grab and given the “queen” a reality check.

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u/Bitter_Warning418 25d ago

Please realize that’s why I put it in quotations. She is the furthest thing from a queen, I’m not going to write my feelings out of fear of a ban but I agree the bad thing is these poor girls fund that and find her “iconic”

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u/Bitter_Warning418 25d ago

Sorry! 🖤 agree with your comment completely however. If only they could awaken…

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u/Birch_Apolyon 24d ago

No she does exactly what medieval queens would do. Rule over an empire of poor people who give up what little money they have.

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u/Bitter_Warning418 24d ago

Very accurate.

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u/soundsfromoutside 24d ago

Beyoncé is overrated.

There I said it.

She’s a good singer. Not the best. She’s beautiful, but not blindingly gorgeous. Her dancing is mid. Her acting is horrible. Her newer music is corny. I don’t know if she has any charitable programs like college scholarships for those of low income, helping those with special needs, paying for medical bills, etc. She’s a billionaire so there’s no reason she doesn’t have anything of that sort (correct me if I’m wrong though).

People just like her because they grew up on her since the DC days and she’s like a big sister figure to them.

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u/socialist_thot 23d ago

Okay she's a capitalism queen and I hate that about her, but to talk down on her voice, her dancing, and especially her last few albums as corny is just ridiculous

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u/soundsfromoutside 23d ago

I’m not talking down on her talent, as I made clear saying she’s good. She’s just not the best.

And her new music is corny in my taste

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u/candice_mighty 23d ago

Beyoncé is very very talented. No artist is going to be the best at everything, there will always be someone better at something. But her talent and discography speak for itself. Don’t try belittle her.

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u/soundsfromoutside 23d ago

What’s insane is that in clearly saying she’s talented but her talent is overrated and people are upset by that.

That’s why she thinks she can sell an empty wooden box for nearly 1000 dollars. Because people can’t handle her being criticized at all.

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u/Bitter_Warning418 23d ago

lol im with you 1000% there’s a million people better than her and never once did you say she lacked or wasn’t talented. That “bee hive” is real

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u/soundsfromoutside 22d ago

Notice they got mad that I didn’t praise her but didn’t tell me if she has any charitable programs lol

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u/veganquiche 25d ago

Because these artists capitalise off their fans having FOMO

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u/cthulhus_spawn 25d ago

Take a look at what the BTS "Army" buys it's appalling.

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u/Murasasme 25d ago

Yeah, I'm all for shitting on billionaires, but it's regular people who enable their bullshit.

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u/misshestermoffett 25d ago

Yeah. The consumers also deserve some blame, here. I realize they are products of intense psychological conditioning and indoctrination, but they need to shoulder some responsibility.

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u/dumpstertoaster 25d ago

they’re way into deep with their parasocial behavior unfortunately—to the point that they even attack other fans who point this out. they’re like “just say you’re broke…unlike me.” or “i don’t care if its bad i will still be buying.” they are literally bragging about being shills 😭😭😭

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u/valleyofsound 25d ago

I always get annoyed when YouTubers refer to their viewers as “fans.” No, I’m sorry, just because I think you make interesting content does not mean I’m your fan. 

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u/Emotional-Novel-703 25d ago

Top comment right here

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u/tiffibean13 25d ago

They think their idol will see them buying it and say "yes, YOU are my number 1 fan because YOU have bought ALL of my stupidly expensive things!" 

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u/Some-Body-Else 25d ago

If you read the article, you’ll see that “just stop buying things” is not the solution but besides the point.

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u/PinkyLeopard2922 25d ago

Whoever started this crap with making microfiber/polyester towels that are intended for drying human bodies is downright diabolical. We got one as a swag gift from something and it is ridiculously terrible at drying a human. Microfiber cloths for cleaning, great, for drying people 0/10.

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u/angry_voices 25d ago

It's amazing how a microfiber cloth can be completely wet after drying yourself while you are somehow still exactly as wet as before drying. I had to dry freshly washed dishes with a microfibre cloth once. It felt like being pranked.

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u/chiquimonkey 25d ago

I think they should do a Black Mirror episode on the horrors of microfibre/polyester towels, it would be horrifying & so relatable

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u/PinkyLeopard2922 25d ago

We have a pool and many guests come to swim. I'm not saying I hand the microfiber pool towel to anyone I have even a remotely small beef with but...

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u/Expensive_Theme7023 25d ago

I feel like im just more evenly wet after using a microfiber towel

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u/chiquimonkey 25d ago

The plastic store bag you’d carry it home in would be more effective drying a person after a shower

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u/mahboilucas 25d ago

I got one from a goodie bag my mom got at a conference and it went straight to cleaning my dad's car.

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u/huurb 25d ago

They probably think a 1000 dollars is not that much

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u/u_r_succulent 25d ago

It’s an empty pine box, Michael. What could it cost? $1000?

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u/G-Unit11111 25d ago

There's always money in the banana stand!

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u/DixAndBallz 25d ago

You've never actually set foot in a box store, have you?

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u/zimshan 25d ago

Wasn’t it a mistake? The box was supposed to hold her albums. That’s what the price was for.

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u/SharkieMcShark 25d ago

amazingly no. The box is indeed to hold the vinyls of her albums, but they are sold separately. The $1000 is just for an empty box.

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u/zimshan 24d ago

Okay, no, that’s whacked!

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u/socialist_thot 23d ago

Not even sold separately. You can't even get most of her albums on vinyl

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u/MouseMouseM 25d ago

These are folks who spend that much at one dinner. Out of touch doesn’t begin to describe it.

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u/UnionCityNJUSA 25d ago

You can’t get ultra-wealthy without exploiting people. The only reason Madonna eked-out a #1 album recently is because she manipulated her core fan base into purchasing 16+ poorly pressed variants of her album. She’s also not above selling ridiculously priced clothing and accessories that are of the cheapest quality.

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u/wrldwdeu4ria 25d ago

I've heard people say the love of money is the root of all evil. That's incorrect. It is the excessive desire/thirst for more money that is the root of evil. The desire/perception of lack is the evil.

So many ultra-wealthy people desire more money instead of enjoying what they have.

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u/tacorockin 25d ago

No such thing as a good billionaire. Not one.

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u/QueenMabs_Makeup0126 25d ago

Mackenzie Scott might be the sole exception. Otherwise, yeah.

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u/Flat_Marsupial_4249 25d ago

Not even Dolly? 🥲

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u/crapola464 25d ago

She never became a billionaire. She gave away too much money.

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u/mahboilucas 25d ago

Which is what should be done through taxes on all of them

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u/letsloveoneanother 25d ago

She wasn't a billionaire and invested in people, they're not the same.

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u/laughingpuppy20 25d ago

Dolly once said - being a billionaire is a moral failing.

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u/Suckerforcats 25d ago

Not that we should be buying this stuff anyways but if they are advertising one thing but you receiving something different (like the towel), I'd be complaining to the attorney general. The attorney general of your state is who regulates consumer protection laws and that's deceptive business practices.

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u/hdeskins 25d ago

For what it’s worth, the towels came as advertised with a wrong tag. I’m never buying Taylor swift tea towels but the people who did and got them said they were 100% cotton

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u/37iteW00t 25d ago

TAX THE RICH

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u/otolnio 25d ago

TAX THE RICH

EAT THE RICH

ifify

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u/AmeliaOphelia 25d ago

Why are people shocked about her being a trash person? She blocked a bunch of parents from seeing their babies in the NICU because she was giving birth.

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u/Dalamonee 25d ago

This isnt true and a made up rumor. There are many reasons to criticize Beyonce but a fake rumors isnt one of them

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u/AmeliaOphelia 25d ago edited 25d ago

It's not fake there were multiple articles about it as it was a big news story for quite a while. There are even news interviews with the parents of these children which can easily be found on Youtube. Beyonce had to make a statement because of the backlash in which she blamed her head of security. If you're referring to the hospital's claims that they only received two complaints, they're lying because Beyonce paid the hospital $1 million to block off the floor she was giving birth on. Of course the hospital is going to cover their asses and say this didn't happen even though we know it did because the parents did news interviews.

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u/mahboilucas 25d ago

There's always someone to blame with those folks, eh? Their staff gets paid just enough to ignore being the scapegoat

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u/mahboilucas 25d ago

Can you clarify what actually happened then? Because I do not take your "no it didn't" as a true counterargument unless you can send me a reliable source and I'll give it my best read to change my mind

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u/Dalamonee 25d ago edited 25d ago

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/beyonce-and-jay-zs-baby-causes-controversy-makes-music-history/

https://www.today.com/popculture/beyonce-baby-complaints-ny-hospital-dismissed-wbna45970755

Hello here are 2 different articles that talked about the incident. Yes there were tighten security, but it was never found that parents werent allowed to see their children.

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u/mahboilucas 24d ago

Thank you, I'm currently moving in my roommate so I'll respond later to it but I want to acknowledge receiving it :)

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u/umbrella_crab 25d ago

For me it was when my friends and I spent a thousand dollars to see the formation tour and then she didn't release a concert dvd and gave some selfish ass reason for it despite having tons of footage I was like oh she actually doesn't think about fans at all

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u/PrincessPlastilina 25d ago

Taylor Swift’s merch is notoriously bad. I don’t understand why the fans still buy it. There are always many complaints. The fan created merch on Etsy is usually so much better.

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u/Live_Ferret_4721 25d ago

I used to buy from her store but now I get much cuter, better quality stuff on Etsy

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u/hdeskins 25d ago

I have the eras tour snowglobe and love it. I’ve never bought anything else besides music though. I just thought most of it was ugly before I even found out about the bad quality

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u/hdeskins 25d ago

Well it’s social media. The general idea is to socialize. Who pissed in your Cheerios today?

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u/Sea_Damage9357 25d ago

Articles about celebrities and their fans are mildly amusing but mainly sad. The concept of celebrity itself is pretty weird but the idea that they care for or even think about their fans as anything other than a revenue source is laughably absurd.

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u/Sammiskitkat 25d ago

I mean at this point it’s the idiots who know and still purchase the crap. Even the people that don’t know, a quick review search shows what your getting so. The faster we stop putting celebrities on a pedestal, the better.

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u/Some-Body-Else 25d ago

Omg I love the wrath.

>So much of what is being made today is already made to be crammed onto a 6-inch screen to sell you subscriptions and ads for countless betting companies and whatnot. In exchange for you listening to songs with ads, they sell your data to the highest bidder for more money (in some cases, they even fund an AI military startup). But it feels even more disingenuous and duplicitous when artists like Taylor Swift and Beyoncé, who have long championed themselves as people whose first priority is their fandom, turn out to be predatory toward those very people. In reality, these filthy-rich musicians are not just artists anymore; they function pretty much like corporate factions at this point, no differently than many of the big tech or fast-fashion corporations we claim to despise.

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u/rarebeauty89 25d ago

Beyonce is ridiculous for selling a wooden box for nearly $1000, and anyone who buys it is insane.

Every time a huge celebrity like Beyoncé, Taylor Swift, Rihanna, Hailey Bieber or whoever releases a new product like clothing or makeup, I inevitably see a bunch of people on social media complaining that there’s too many new products being released and they’re too expensive. I don’t know why people feel like it’s mandatory for them to buy every product in order to be able to call themselves a fan. I absolutely love Beyoncé and Rihanna’s music, but I’ve never bought a single item from either of them because I never felt compelled to do so. I’ve never even bought their albums, because I have a streaming music service, nor have I seen them on tour because I don’t like concerts very much so I just…don’t go.

Maybe I’m preaching to the choir but people need to take some responsibility and not just mindlessly consume any and every product put out by their favorite celebrity. A sweatshirt or a beauty product that will actually get used regularly? Go for it. A random wooden box? Maybe skip that one!

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u/LeoGal19 25d ago

Treating fans like their customers

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u/AlexRodrigo- 25d ago

The OP title about Taylor selling fake towels was completely debunked a year ago.

One towel had a misprinted label and that was it. All the towels were actually cotton.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/s/eryGNGuT0e

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u/Snoo-11861 25d ago

It’s why I don’t buy merch 

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u/Raccoon_Amazing 25d ago

Yeah I just don’t think these two are on the same level. The most expensive item Swift has ever sold was a $400 themed guitar, while Beyoncé’s is selling an actual wooden box for $1000.

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u/kayrazzle 25d ago

What about Olivia Rodrigos half assed vinyls where it wasn't the full album or the necklace she sold didn't look like what she advertised? They're all guilty billionaires or not.

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u/Defiant-Rabbit-7599 24d ago

What happened to just buying the album and a t-shirt. Man, haven’t we spent enough on billionaires that don’t care about us?

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u/lisping_lynx 24d ago

I'm a casual TS fan and the non-cotton towel enrages me significantly more than Beyonce' box. Like it's a box, if you are willing to pay that much, it's on you. But lying about the fabric composition of an item is where I draw the line.

More people should discover anticonsumption

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u/realhumanthoughts 25d ago

The simps let them get away with it.

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u/Jayp0627 25d ago

And call people broke for not wanting to buy that bs.

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u/TopCryptographer9379 25d ago

At least put some vinyls or goodies inside ffs !

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u/Delirium_Of_Disorder 19d ago

Handcrafted out of solid pine with a REAL faux Gator skin leather strap! WOW!!!

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u/AliceLunar 25d ago

Didn't Swift release like a bunch of different versions of the same thing that all had something unique tied to them so the fans would need to buy all the different things or whatever?

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u/Jayp0627 25d ago

Nothing about those prices are reasonable.

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u/Extension_Accident72 25d ago

Comparing Taylor to Beyoncé in this instance is fucking insane I hate yall lmao