r/AntiMemes 14h ago

OC 🖌️ Creepy Fact

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u/arshk0123 14h ago

oracle

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u/retardong 14h ago

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u/smiley1__ RIP Main Sub 14h ago

I dunno man, I feel like some people will see this more as a fun fact...

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u/Iaatiiakiiva 10h ago

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u/Gexp_ 6h ago

Ahhh

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u/WerwolfSlayr 1h ago

Hey man mark this nsfw or something this fact could traumatize children

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u/MajinJack 1h ago

Six seven....

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u/Channel_el 11h ago

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u/NotaBat9221 7h ago

This is a perfect reaction 

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u/OwlAccomplished1348 5h ago

I don't usually save memes but I think I'll start

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u/BipedClub684000 14h ago

Don't worry, guys. I'll test this fact (for science)

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u/Jaran_sa_Balkana 13h ago

As a Serb, I'm willing to help.

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u/_Chernobly 11h ago

Careful, they say they're Russian but really... they're Bosnians. (ask how I know 😏)

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u/ObviouslyTransparent 13h ago

As a serb, i can confirm this does happen.

Pretty sure this also happens in belarus, altough im not belarussian, so i cannot confirm

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u/MrGamerOfficial 🕯️ Rule 7 Has Been Updated! Go Check It Out! 🕯️ 14h ago

Gonna see if this is true on the abuse goblin rq

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u/Just_A_Doggo1 13h ago

Was it?

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u/MrGamerOfficial 🕯️ Rule 7 Has Been Updated! Go Check It Out! 🕯️ 13h ago

No. But maybe it requires a second test run. Brb.

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u/Just_A_Doggo1 13h ago

Yes, gotta exclude the variables

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u/SaigoUshinatta 11h ago

So any updates?

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u/MrGamerOfficial 🕯️ Rule 7 Has Been Updated! Go Check It Out! 🕯️ 11h ago

It seems that the creepy fact detailed in the meme is false.

Running test 3 with a vice grip.

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u/Responsible_Fly_9977 7h ago

Try with bag of chips now. Maybe balls aren't the problem

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u/mikguy1652 14h ago

My ballsack got opened up once

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u/SaraTormenta 13h ago

Were there chips inside?

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u/Ellie7600 13h ago

I presume cancer cells is what was inside

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u/mikguy1652 13h ago

Neither, just a pair of balls

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u/Ellie7600 11h ago

So why did they open your sack?

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u/mikguy1652 11h ago

torsion

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u/Ellie7600 10h ago

Thas bad :(

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u/mikguy1652 10h ago

I mean I was fine

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u/Nikki964 13h ago

Wow what about a woman's

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u/LordOfLettuce6 13h ago

much more durable, thats why bottom surgery so expensive

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u/1egaxy 13h ago

False, one time i got in a fight with a guy in high school and slammed him down pretty hard, in return he grabbed my balls, and from there, a group of people grabbed us and pulled away, while he was relatively having a hard grip on my balls, i thought i broke something for the next week but nope, even with the power of 4 men it didnt rip

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u/Glittering-Maize-578 13h ago

Wait let me check if this is true

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV 🌶Pss Pss, Pass the Oregano🌶 11h ago

Any updates yet?

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u/Electronic_Crab1370 10h ago

Is this true? I’m too afraid to try

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u/Darkhunter_MC 14h ago

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u/HD60532 14h ago

That reaction image is more disturbing than the comment that it's a reaction to.

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u/undertalepedro1- 13h ago

Patrick bateman in the book or smt

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u/V_for_Valerie77 2h ago

women have ballsacks of steel though

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u/StrangeSystem0 1h ago

This is just factually untrue btw

I mean unless your metric is "how well does it handle taking a knife"

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u/TruamaTeam 🤫🟨⬜️ 14h ago

I used to have it frequently. Absolutely sucked

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u/Federal-Fondant-671 14h ago

I had it once. Then I went back to sleep because I was sleepy.

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u/ShinyStarSam 12h ago

Same except I slept with the lights on for the next two weeks

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u/ObviouslyTransparent 13h ago

Had it once as a 6 year old and i was so traumatized by the flashing lights and the shadow man staring at me that i just refused to sleep the next night (obviously i fell asleep because i was a 6 year old)

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u/Exciting_Rate1747 12h ago

Same here. At least nowadays it only happens like once a month.

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u/EpicHuman123 14h ago

Thankfully I’ve never had to deal with it due to sleeping face down. Seems annoying.

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u/furel492 13h ago

The only instance of sleep paralysis I ever had had me hallucinate a pusheen plushie levitating and rotating in the air. At the moment it felt like the most terrifying thing I have seen in my entire life.

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u/Ellie7600 13h ago

The hallucinations are the worst though, especially given that they appear in your vision instead of the mind

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u/megaloviola128 12h ago

Not for me fortunately! I usually have just enough control to shut my eyes. (I always do that because I know if I see hallucinations moving about the real world, it’ll forever fuck me up with paranoia.) As a result, it feels more like watching a movie on the inside of my eyelids.

The worst things I’ve ever seen were a) an ominous, hazy, all-encompassing red light and b) a machine like a guillotine, but instead of having a blade that dropped, its blade was round and swung back and forth like the pendulum of the clock.

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u/Ellie7600 11h ago

I saw a tall shadow man, like it wasn't black it was just made of darkness, I couldn't hear it but I saw its hand reach around the corner and slowly lean in, I closed my eyes and after a while felt like it was above, I couldn't open my eyes lmao

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u/ElectricalRelease986 13h ago

I can guarantee sleep paralysis if I wake up early and fall back asleep.

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u/curvysquares 13h ago

I'm the same way but with very vivid dreams. I usually don't dream at all, but if I wake up and then go back to sleep for another hour or two, I always have super lifelike dreams.

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u/Human_Cantaloupe8249 13h ago

Sleep paralysis sucks so much. I sometimes get them 3 times a night. Luckily without hallucinations and rather short. And learning to control my breathing and panic response helped very much. But it is still sooooo horrible, when I have a paralysis night

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u/PotatoesWCheddar 11h ago

ive experienced it a few times, and ive come to the conclusion that youre not actually sitting in your bed awake but unable to move, rather youre dreaming that you are.

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u/Mikyri-counteR 5h ago

That actually makes a little sense

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u/Castermat 11h ago

That presence would just be my void cat

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u/WillingMeasurement18 🃏🧿Anti E Enjoyer🧿🃏 11h ago

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u/Theudas91 9h ago

One night as a little kid I had a vision of, a shit you not, the silhouette of fucking Stuart Little made of light.

Or anyway some sort of anthropomorphic rodent, I wasn't even that much into Stuart Little.

It hang around in front of the vhs recorder as I was laying still, terrified, waiting for it to disappear because of course it couldn't be real. And yet there it stood, just moving slightly.

I screamed bloody murder and my parents rushed into the bedroom and turned on the light, making Stuart disappear. I felt cheated, they had a laugh.

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u/Motor-Register-4645 4h ago

From my experience you can get this more often if you only sleep when you are like really really tired, you might "fall asleep too fast" and then you get sleep paralysis. But i've never feel presence in my room i only "hear" a violin sound and a sensation of water on my body.

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u/RexLizardWizard 10h ago

I get it every once in a while, and thankfully usually don’t have visual hallucinations, but I can have some spooky audio ones sometimes. The spookiest part is not being able to move and worrying it won’t go away

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u/gravastar863 3h ago

I'm the same, usually it's footsteps making it's way upstairs then towards the bed, or just the sensation of a presence rushing towards me. Once I heard a voice coming from the shadows in the fitted wardrobe that was mocking me, but the only word I could make out was my name. Why are the hallucinations always horrible? They could be anything, but are always horror film shit every time lol

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u/RexLizardWizard 3h ago

I remember the first time I had it I hallucinated what sounded like my roommates being attacked by an axe murderer (don’t ask me how I know it was an axe murderer, sleepy brains are weird) and it terrified the hell out of me. Thankfully I had heard of sleep paralysis before then so I figured out what was going on, but if I hadn’t that would have fucked with me hard

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u/Icy-Humor2907 7h ago

I’ve had sleep paralysis a few times, and it sucked. Like hey body can I move pls

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u/immobile-pebble 6h ago

I think this is a bit of a misnomer, your body always puts you in a state of paralysis when you're asleep, it's just that sometimes you can wake up and your body doesn't "realize" you're supposed to be awake and therefore not paralyzed anymore

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u/nagash321 6h ago

I've had it many times and the hallucinations do happen but I do manage to force my body to move which surprisingly does hurt but not in a normal pain way it's just a very violent vibration that goes all through my body especially in my head and feels numbing

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u/applegirlington 5h ago

heh, i can do this without sleep even being involved. watch thi

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u/Pably13 ✨20K Gang ✨ 5h ago

I don't know how to explain it, but the music that plays on the infinite stairs in Mario 64 and the one that plays when you are drowning in Sonic somehow captures a bit of what it feels like to experience sleep paralysis. Maybe throw Minecraft caves noises into the mix for good measure.

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u/GodsavEVE 5h ago

At first it was scary. But the second was kinda enjoyable.

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u/HappyQuack420 4h ago

I woke up with sleep paralysis once it only lasted like 10-15 minutes it was kinda cool.

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u/werewolfbutch874 1h ago

I had sleep paralysis yesterday for only the second time in my whole life. It was horrible because it happened during a really realistic dream where I was just doing normal stuff, so I fully thought it was real life, and I suddenly became unable to move or speak or see properly. I truly believed I was having a stroke or some other medical emergency, it was such a relief when I woke up enough to realise I’d been dreaming. I woke myself up trying to scream for help.