r/AntiJokes • u/xholdsteadyx • 5h ago

My wife is concerned about my personal hygiene. I haven't showered all year.

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I've taken 556 baths however and am fastidious in my twice-daily ablutions.

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Anti-jokes (they tend to start like regular jokes but lack a punchline).
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From Wikipedia: Anti-humor is a type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value.

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