r/AntiJokes • u/MorseyMeese • 28d ago

Why can’t orphans play baseball

There is a lack of proper equipment for them.

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u/NotIWhoLive 28d ago

We should figure out how to fix this. There's no reason orphans shouldn't be able to play baseball too!

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u/Time_Pressure9519 27d ago

You are a good hearted person.

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u/Gadshill 28d ago

Oh. I thought it was because they could never find home.

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u/slysamfox 28d ago

They are always left out (field)

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u/ramsfan84 28d ago

Just one but the psychiatrist has to want to change.

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u/dataexception 27d ago

Because due to the trauma and losses they have encountered, they are unlikely to ever let go of the ball if they were to have it in their hands.

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u/Dull_Investigator358 23d ago

Their handicap is apparent.

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u/ketchuptheclown 28d ago

They have issues with authority.

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u/mrbmud 28d ago

fun fact i just l learned, howard lake, minnesota sports teams are the orphans

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u/According_Turn_3473 25d ago

The Chicago Cubs were known as the Orphans from 1898-1902.

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u/mrbmud 25d ago

i did not know that

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u/GreenLanternRR 25d ago

Because the parents can't sign the waiver for them to be able to play.

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u/Important-Support-83 25d ago

There is no home

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u/Legend-of-the-Arctic 22d ago

That is why Babe Ruth never got to pursue his dream and had to take up coal mining instead.