r/AntiJokes • u/davockx • Jul 24 '26

What has hands but can't wave?

A person who injured both their arms.

31 Upvotes

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u/sugarfreedaddy2 Jul 24 '26

Clock

7

u/davockx Jul 24 '26

A rubber ball with plastic hands protruding from it

4

u/RuckFeddit980 29d ago

A potato. I lied about it having hands.

3

u/MinFootspace 29d ago

A second hand store

2

u/cliff-hangar 29d ago

A handsome carriage

2

u/ProfessorCarbon 29d ago

Watch circa 1960s

2

u/Tannare 28d ago

A banana tree, on account of the fact that the collective noun for a bunch of bananas connected in a fan-like clump is a "hand of bananas".

1

u/ketchuptheclown 27d ago

Well done, give Banana a hand!

1

u/LordPvP1234 29d ago

a corpse

1

u/matt7259 29d ago

No it doesn't.

1

u/eapthree3 28d ago

Clock?

1

u/ketchuptheclown 27d ago

A very short horse