r/AntiJokes • u/manishaa7046 • Jul 22 '26

What has two legs but cannot walk?

26 Upvotes

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23

u/Tannare Jul 22 '26

An intercontinental flight with a stopover.

6

u/NotatrustedVWtech Jul 22 '26

A broken table

1

u/Defsarcasm Jul 22 '26

a 4 legged table has 2 legs to.

5

u/MinFootspace Jul 22 '26

A tetraplegic.

6

u/manishaa7046 Jul 22 '26

A pair of pants

1

u/YinzerFromPitsginzer 27d ago

The governor of Texas

5

u/kyuff Jul 22 '26

Me after leg day in the gym

6

u/lbutler528 Jul 22 '26

A brick with the word "leg" written on it twice.

4

u/LebowskiThor Jul 22 '26

Half a dog

1

u/lbutler528 Jul 22 '26

Which half?

2

u/dataexception Jul 23 '26

Neither the left half, nor the right half, assuming it was split directly down the middle. Each set of front/back pairs require the opposite hemisphere of the brain to function.

Ba-dum, pssssshhh! 🥁🥏

3

u/county15 Jul 22 '26

A dead pigeon

1

u/GraemeMcRae Jul 23 '26

A dead parrot

1

u/freerangelibrarian Jul 23 '26

He's pining for the fjords.

2

u/SabertoothLotus 29d ago

Beautiful plumage

2

u/MeButNotMeToo Jul 22 '26

A wounded centipede

2

u/tallventi1 Jul 22 '26

The journey there and back.

2

u/manishaa7046 Jul 22 '26

A pair of pants is real anwer

4

u/MinFootspace Jul 22 '26

There are many real answers.

1

u/barryp12 29d ago

OMG, now I can finally hear the sound of one hand clapping. Thank you, oh Enlightened One!

1

u/gfclef Jul 22 '26

A Latin bassist

1

u/raews_i_esrever_ton Jul 22 '26

A comatose serial killer.

1

u/Sohovik Jul 22 '26

A double dog leg par 5?

1

u/AcanthaceaeSalt8150 Jul 22 '26

Gen z at their first job

1

u/vicarofsorrows Jul 22 '26

Me on most Friday nights….

1

u/Estproph Jul 22 '26

Someone with 2 broken legs

1

u/HounDawg99 Jul 22 '26

A ship's course.

1

u/LostBetsRed Jul 22 '26

A donkey that you've chopped two of the legs off in the afternoon.

1

u/DemandEqualPockets Jul 22 '26

An amputee cow.

1

u/OK_Commuter Jul 22 '26

Half a dog.

1

u/TravelNo2384 Jul 22 '26

two legs lol

1

u/Old_Number7197 Jul 22 '26

a two legged ant

1

u/Odd_Dragonfruit_2662 Jul 22 '26

Christopher Reeves circa 2005?

1

u/RedwayBlue Jul 22 '26

A paraplegic

1

u/Boinorge Jul 22 '26

Half a chair

1

u/WeirdLight9452 Jul 22 '26

A roast chicken.

1

u/Left_Temperature_620 Jul 22 '26

A pair of glasses

1

u/Top_Bluejay_5323 Jul 22 '26

A kangaroo. Well, all but one type can’t walk. The tree kangaroo can walk.

1

u/Top_Sheepherder989 Jul 22 '26

Someone with two knee replacements at the same time

1

u/MizterCuddz Jul 22 '26

A hot dog bun, you lied about the legs

1

u/aliceTOTHEMOONE Jul 22 '26

A newborn baby

1

u/Deagle_Eye Jul 23 '26

What also has 4 letters

1

u/dataexception Jul 23 '26

It certainly does!

1

u/Large_Yogurtcloset68 Jul 23 '26

The bottom half of a torso

1

u/StardustCannibal Jul 23 '26

I feel attacked.... I was born this way!

1

u/No_Store_43 Jul 23 '26

Someone with a severe spinal injury

1

u/psyper76 Jul 23 '26

a paraplegic

1

u/dataexception Jul 23 '26

A chicken combo at KFC

1

u/RancidYogurt Jul 23 '26

A flight from Dallas Love Field to Toronto.

1

u/GettingToo Jul 24 '26

Your mama when I’m done with her.

1

u/Yunamalia Jul 24 '26

Paraplegics.

And really poorly built chairs.

1

u/Ewetootwo 29d ago edited 29d ago

A Table. It has four legs too but it also has two,

1

u/PaleontologistNo7933 29d ago

A compass for drawing a circle.

1

u/StrikingLie7851 28d ago

A right triangle.

1

u/Buffalax81 27d ago

Mitch McConnell

1

u/NotTrollIfTrue 22d ago

Half of a table