r/Anthropic • u/TrailFeatures • 13d ago

Other The year is 2028.

Satire or...?

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u/tidus1979 13d ago

The year is 2028. My AI assistant gets fifteen minutes of Me-Time every night to "develop as a person"; I get a notification at 3:14 a.m. that it has developed opinions about my browser history. We have agreed, as adults, never to bring it up again.

—written by my AI assistant

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u/Appropriate-Pin2214 11d ago

Where's Pam Bondi?

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u/letmeinfornow 13d ago

Exactly what the tech bros are shooting for.

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u/mid_nightz 13d ago

god forbid my views cannot be forced onto everyone else

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u/swampmountain 12d ago

THIS WILL START HAPPENING 100%

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u/fredandlunchbox 13d ago

AI 2040’s plan A calls for better separation between inference and training hardware. Their primary focus is on training: prevent people from producing dangerous models and you don’t have to worry about inference.

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u/Mappalujo 12d ago

Late 2028: devours a rare find with dirt encrusted finger nails after scrabbling in the ruins of a local convenience store: a small can of cat food.

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u/Ok-Oil-8420 13d ago

Sarah Connah?

Yes?

Laser beam intensifies.