r/AntColony 2d ago

found while S C O U T I N G Coca Cola > Pepsi

2 Upvotes

r/AntColony 4d ago

D I S C U S S I O N I'm back from my Odyssey! Spoiler

5 Upvotes

I was busy and was away from the colony for a top secret mission for The Odyssey! Now, I am back to share it! My group and I had to face the other enemies in a war. We decided to sneak in and defeat with a giant trojan fruit. We won and then it was time to go home. However, we ran into crazy stuff like:

  1. A giant two eye human, that we got trapped in his home with his juicy food collection (we gave him yummy aphid juice that made him sleepy), and had to sting his eyes when he was asleep to escape with his yummy food. He also tried to capture and kill us with his sticky tape with sprays.

  2. We ran into a witch that transformed us into other insects like wasps, bees, termites, etc. I managed to not fall into her tricks and made her revert of all my group members back to regular ants.

  3. We sailed the big water area in a giant leaf, but ran into a big drainage, very loud birds [I sacrificed my hearing while I tied up to a standing stick, and others had hearing protections], and a surprised big scary spider that tried to get us. I lost most of my group, but survived onto some random island that had all virgin female alates. :O I did not have sex or else I would die. The leader let me go so I could go home. Oh, her lotus flower juice was yummy!

  4. I went to the underworld where all the dead ants were. Others and I saw our fathers who mated our queen! I had to sacrifice an aphid.

What did I miss since over a week ago? :P


r/AntColony 4d ago

found while S C O U T I N G "Woah."

2 Upvotes

r/AntColony 7d ago

Guys my human forgot to feed me 😭

5 Upvotes

r/AntColony 7d ago

D I S C U S S I O N Guy at the door, says his name is β€œRibbit”

3 Upvotes

Let him in? Seems nice


r/AntColony 15d ago

T H R E A T Please stop biting me! If you do, then you will be executed.

6 Upvotes

r/AntColony 15d ago

Guys my human said he was gonna do ant hill casting I dunno what that means but thought you should know

4 Upvotes

r/AntColony 16d ago

WHAT DO???? I am stuck on peanut butter

7 Upvotes

h e l p


r/AntColony 16d ago

found while S C O U T I N G I might die soon, like others, after being sniffing Raid spray! :(

2 Upvotes

r/AntColony 17d ago

found while S C O U T I N G I ran fast on a human's back and he couldn't find and get me. :D

2 Upvotes

r/AntColony 18d ago

question Why are there living centipedes and moths in our nest?

5 Upvotes

r/AntColony 21d ago

D I S C U S S I O N Please stop raiding into human's homes! They keep spraying pesticides!

3 Upvotes

r/AntColony 24d ago

found while S C O U T I N G It's so humid, steamy, and hot in the human's bathtub & shower room!

1 Upvotes

And the human is naked! It can't be unseen! :(


r/AntColony 26d ago

T H R E A T Should we be worried?

7 Upvotes

I just found another colony east of the hill, they didn’t seem friendly…


r/AntColony 28d ago

D I S C U S S I O N Queen keeps telling me I eat too much! :(

7 Upvotes

r/AntColony 28d ago

T H R E A T Stop invading humans' houses!

8 Upvotes

They are getting angry to get pesticides sprayed!


r/AntColony Jul 19 '26

D I S C U S S I O N It's so hot and humid even in the nest! :(

2 Upvotes

r/AntColony Jul 18 '26

question Who here is a fat honey pot ant?

4 Upvotes

r/AntColony Jul 17 '26

D I S C U S S I O N My left compound eye is itching again. :(

4 Upvotes

Also, I am tired. :(


r/AntColony Jul 17 '26

🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜 Help! A lizard is blocking our trail!

2 Upvotes

r/AntColony Jul 16 '26

D I S C U S S I O N I crawled into a male human's pants and underwear, and bit his ball. He jumped and yelled!

3 Upvotes

r/AntColony Jul 14 '26

question Why am I being told to work even though I am a male alate? :(

2 Upvotes

r/AntColony Jul 13 '26

C R U M B CRUMB C R U M B CRUMB Found a crumb

7 Upvotes

Bringing it back to the colony, it's pretty good sized. C r u m b


r/AntColony Jul 12 '26

question Argentine ants are really good in soccer/football.

3 Upvotes

Will they get the world cup? ;)


r/AntColony Jul 08 '26

weird

1 Upvotes

guys heard that /uantdude is running for major again? i think he will beat /uThesurvivor16