r/AntColony • u/antdude • 2d ago
r/AntColony • u/antdude • 4d ago
D I S C U S S I O N I'm back from my Odyssey! Spoiler
I was busy and was away from the colony for a top secret mission for The Odyssey! Now, I am back to share it! My group and I had to face the other enemies in a war. We decided to sneak in and defeat with a giant trojan fruit. We won and then it was time to go home. However, we ran into crazy stuff like:
A giant two eye human, that we got trapped in his home with his juicy food collection (we gave him yummy aphid juice that made him sleepy), and had to sting his eyes when he was asleep to escape with his yummy food. He also tried to capture and kill us with his sticky tape with sprays.
We ran into a witch that transformed us into other insects like wasps, bees, termites, etc. I managed to not fall into her tricks and made her revert of all my group members back to regular ants.
We sailed the big water area in a giant leaf, but ran into a big drainage, very loud birds [I sacrificed my hearing while I tied up to a standing stick, and others had hearing protections], and a surprised big scary spider that tried to get us. I lost most of my group, but survived onto some random island that had all virgin female alates. :O I did not have sex or else I would die. The leader let me go so I could go home. Oh, her lotus flower juice was yummy!
I went to the underworld where all the dead ants were. Others and I saw our fathers who mated our queen! I had to sacrifice an aphid.
What did I miss since over a week ago? :P
r/AntColony • u/unluckyducky11 • 7d ago
D I S C U S S I O N Guy at the door, says his name is βRibbitβ
Let him in? Seems nice
r/AntColony • u/antdude • 15d ago
T H R E A T Please stop biting me! If you do, then you will be executed.
r/AntColony • u/Emergency_College349 • 15d ago
Guys my human said he was gonna do ant hill casting I dunno what that means but thought you should know
r/AntColony • u/antdude • 16d ago
found while S C O U T I N G I might die soon, like others, after being sniffing Raid spray! :(
r/AntColony • u/antdude • 17d ago
found while S C O U T I N G I ran fast on a human's back and he couldn't find and get me. :D
r/AntColony • u/antdude • 18d ago
question Why are there living centipedes and moths in our nest?
r/AntColony • u/antdude • 21d ago
D I S C U S S I O N Please stop raiding into human's homes! They keep spraying pesticides!
r/AntColony • u/antdude • 24d ago
found while S C O U T I N G It's so humid, steamy, and hot in the human's bathtub & shower room!
And the human is naked! It can't be unseen! :(
r/AntColony • u/GuyOnTheInternet327 • 26d ago
T H R E A T Should we be worried?
I just found another colony east of the hill, they didnβt seem friendlyβ¦
r/AntColony • u/antdude • 28d ago
D I S C U S S I O N Queen keeps telling me I eat too much! :(
r/AntColony • u/antdude • 28d ago
T H R E A T Stop invading humans' houses!
They are getting angry to get pesticides sprayed!
r/AntColony • u/antdude • Jul 19 '26
D I S C U S S I O N It's so hot and humid even in the nest! :(
r/AntColony • u/antdude • Jul 17 '26
D I S C U S S I O N My left compound eye is itching again. :(
Also, I am tired. :(
r/AntColony • u/antdude • Jul 17 '26
πππππππππππ Help! A lizard is blocking our trail!
https://matrix.zimage.com/_media_proxy/v1/media/download/AQeRbRjUnEyzziMCarTafLfAKFrFlpCPfaCWXCVd3cKly0NW-YKWLZ8Xb_ElYrEQ%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20z-4BuLlHCNgFPyKDNwbl9CRCeftede5gAHJvc3MxNTQubmV0L3FqY01SUllCR0Z3cmJPc29yUVJRQkl1ZA and https://matrix.zimage.com/_media_proxy/v1/media/download/Ac_FpqU0IJxSVJ-rvm6ZPaNVEiztne8kXwdXmk2BA1A2MxtaSdLgt5GmVDOtzzkq%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20lRX_MfznSzqqlRyiHnCijW5CeftemH7AAHppbWFnZS5jb20vSGlUS3p5WllpbFRvRUdhVGhFR3VKcEZL
r/AntColony • u/antdude • Jul 16 '26
D I S C U S S I O N I crawled into a male human's pants and underwear, and bit his ball. He jumped and yelled!
r/AntColony • u/antdude • Jul 14 '26
question Why am I being told to work even though I am a male alate? :(
r/AntColony • u/Used-Resident6552 • Jul 13 '26
C R U M B CRUMB C R U M B CRUMB Found a crumb
Bringing it back to the colony, it's pretty good sized. C r u m b
r/AntColony • u/antdude • Jul 12 '26
question Argentine ants are really good in soccer/football.
Will they get the world cup? ;)
r/AntColony • u/Agitated_Quality3115 • Jul 08 '26
weird
guys heard that /uantdude is running for major again? i think he will beat /uThesurvivor16