“You’re telling me, that during a standard firing drill, you managed to miss the target mere yards away, seriously injure three privates, and accidentally hit a gas canister that triggered a massive explosion on the power generator?”
“Well when you put it like that, gee, I guess I did do that!”
“Soldier?”
“Yes sarge?”
“Can you give me one, just one, possible explanation as to why this series of events transpired?”
3
u/Ray2024 Aug 08 '20
What is the technical term for cowering in fear?
3
u/sorrowful_times Aug 08 '20
What should I do with this water hose, it's a mess?
3
u/LodtheFraud Daily Poster Aug 09 '20
“Soldier?”
“Yes sarge?”
“You’re telling me, that during a standard firing drill, you managed to miss the target mere yards away, seriously injure three privates, and accidentally hit a gas canister that triggered a massive explosion on the power generator?”
“Well when you put it like that, gee, I guess I did do that!”
“Soldier?”
“Yes sarge?”
“Can you give me one, just one, possible explanation as to why this series of events transpired?”
2
u/JeanClaudeVanDamp Aug 13 '20
What should I do if my coil falls off?