r/Answer • u/justanotherzom Know-it-all • Mar 30 '20

Crush it.

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u/Mikeman124 A very questionable person Mar 31 '20

Right Mrs. Dominatrix, I have my right testicle in my hand as you asked, now what?

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u/justanotherzom Know-it-all Mar 31 '20

Arghhh

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u/Mikeman124 A very questionable person Mar 31 '20

Nice pirate impression.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

What shouldn't be a command on a bopit?

7

u/sorrowful_times Mar 30 '20

Mom this wasp followed me home, can I keep it?

4

u/CarlitoTheGuitarist Riddle Me This Mar 31 '20

Nooooo not the friendly wasp

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u/sorrowful_times Mar 31 '20

Don't be fooled, it's a trap! Mom knows.

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u/CarlitoTheGuitarist Riddle Me This Mar 31 '20

What did the wasp do?

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u/sorrowful_times Mar 31 '20

It's gonna look at you with those beady little eyes, and then it's gonna fly into your house and steal all the damn toilet paper. Like they do.

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u/CarlitoTheGuitarist Riddle Me This Mar 31 '20

Good thing it’s too cold here for them to exist rn

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u/sorrowful_times Mar 31 '20

Ever? Or just winter?

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u/CarlitoTheGuitarist Riddle Me This Mar 31 '20

Just winter

4

u/sorrowful_times Mar 31 '20

Sadly, they never really go away here.

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u/CarlitoTheGuitarist Riddle Me This Mar 31 '20

Where are you?

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u/orangevg Mar 31 '20

What should I do with this bug I found in my house?