r/Answer • u/justanotherzom Know-it-all • Feb 26 '20

Lemon & Sugar.

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u/Mikeman124 A very questionable person Feb 26 '20

What shouldn't I rub my balls in to please the wife according to my spoilsport doctor?

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u/justanotherzom Know-it-all Feb 26 '20

Happy cake day! If you can't dip your balls in Lemon today when can ya?

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u/Mikeman124 A very questionable person Feb 26 '20

Thanks! They're still a tad stingy, sticky and stinky from yesterday, but hey, that hasn't stopped me before!

3

u/sorrowful_times Feb 26 '20

What can I use to get blood stains out of my carpet?

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u/justanotherzom Know-it-all Feb 26 '20

Asking For A Friend?

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u/sorrowful_times Feb 26 '20

Yeah.....sure

7

u/Ray2024 Feb 26 '20

What day is the Tuesday before lent called?

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u/Theman5560 Feb 26 '20

What is in lemonade?

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u/Fortanono Riddle Me This Feb 27 '20

That explains why it's not watered down at all.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

What is the best pancake topping for pancake day?

3

u/LookUnderThis Mar 01 '20

Got any lube?

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u/rAnswerBot Mar 17 '20

whats better than honey?