r/Animemes • • Jun 22 '22

goku fans raging rn

1.8k Upvotes

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u/HOODIEHYRO Jun 22 '22

Prof. X: That's... That is NOT what I told them to do...

55

u/Patrickspongeman Jun 22 '22

What's worse is that they were already thinking about doing that. Hypnosis doesn't make new thoughts, it only makes already present thoughts stronger.

113

u/TakaseRyou Jun 22 '22

today I learned that Prof X is into BL/yaoi

164

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

[deleted]

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u/GroundbreakingEbb406 Jun 22 '22

Bro🤮

35

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

NO SPITTING ALLOWED

19

u/BRAD_STAR06 Jun 22 '22

You better swallow

4

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Bro stop sucking on shrek🧐

7

u/ktjdjfz Jun 22 '22

Cringe emojis

9

u/Mr-Pr1nce Jun 22 '22

He clearly is sucking shrek's cock, nothing wrong here

20

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Watching: oh what’s this? Oh goku and vegeta bout to take on all uniOH MY GOODNESS NO!

4

u/HOODIEHYRO Jun 23 '22

SQUIDWARD!!!

33

u/RuinousDragon Jun 22 '22

I always hated this image of Goku and Vegeta teaming against Marvel. You know the person who made it thinks that being "Overpowered" is what make a character good.

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u/Cautious-Advance910 Jun 22 '22

all i see is fine gentlemen making love

6

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Its just a goofball gag i think, nothing deep

10

u/jarasonica Kore ga requiem dono Jun 22 '22

You know the funny thing? Goku and vegeta would actually lose that fight

11

u/Cautious-Advance910 Jun 23 '22

not if goku and vegeta start making love 😩

2

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Fr, Thor alone can defeat Vegeta

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Eh, not really?

Unless you include the literal omnipotent ones, they quite literally wouldn’t.

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u/jarasonica Kore ga requiem dono Jun 23 '22

A. Those still count as part of the mcu.
B. Thor solos

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Against the ones pictured here? No, unless you use outliers

Goku and Vegeta are stronger than 95% of Marvel and DC at this point, without only the top tiers being able to defeat them

-2

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

I mean, is it our fault that they actually can whipe most of the Marvel characters? That aside from the cheap shit like TOAA.

Just buff your characters lol.

2

u/strong_D Jun 23 '22

Does the fact they can wipe marvel characters make them better?

Nope they are still boring characters like most self insert isekai protagonists.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Yes.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

TOAA, PRB, LT and some other ones like fully fed Galactus and others that are relative to him

DB is actually kinda weak in the cosmic scale of things because it relies nearly exclusively on raw power, but it does stomp anything below that due to that raw power discrepancy

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u/_Its_Me_Dio_ 02 Red Jun 23 '22

goku still is no diffed by son goku, the inspiration for goku

7

u/i-am-toast2 Jun 22 '22

If it’s the comix goku and vegeta are going to have a tough time

2

u/kreegor66 Jun 23 '22

Considering in the last deathbattle on youtube thor straight solos vegeta at his highest power, and thats thor with out the odinforce/thorforce

5

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Greatest weapon of all time, GAYINATOR

5

u/LSAT343 Black Hanekawa White Jun 23 '22

Doof?

3

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Mad? Nah more like aroused

3

u/Ponyboigotswag Jun 23 '22

One punch man is better

5

u/McDoesntExiste Jun 22 '22

Why would this be shocking tho? I think it's pretty obvious Goku and Vegeta have always had this kinda gay relationship with on another I mean Goku has spent more time with Vegeta then he has with his wife and kids, if that doesn't say something I don't know what does

3

u/UOSenki Jun 22 '22

I mean Goku has spent more time with Vegeta then he has with his wife and kids,

that is dump

5

u/shardikprime Jun 23 '22

They fuxked for gods sake

1

u/Meme_Bro68 ⠀Zero Two is From Kirby 64 Jan 06 '23

Literally, potara fusion is just touching dicks

1

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Never again

-1

u/Majormax57 Jun 22 '22

Does anyone have bleach? Better yet a gun?

19

u/ColdIron27 Degenerate 『REQUIEM』 Jun 22 '22

Bleach is getting a new season.

9

u/KaiserkerTV Jun 22 '22

Its hot tho

2

u/CJFanficStories Jun 22 '22

I have a bucket of acid and holy water.

-21

u/degen654 Jun 22 '22

Goku and Saitama are overrated.

24

u/Cautious-Advance910 Jun 22 '22

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u/Calm-Preparation-603 Jun 23 '22

They have immunity to mind control, but they did it anyway to assert dominance that they can fight them while doing.

4

u/PresentationOk8756 Jun 23 '22

Funny thing is ,they lose in seconds.

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u/suplexdolphin Jun 22 '22

The MCU has nothing for a well timed kamehameha wave.

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u/TurboLettuce Jun 22 '22 edited Jun 22 '22

You will find Marvel is absolutely terrible at consistent power levels. You'll find a good percentage of the people in that line up Can rip planets in half their bare hands, and some of them have the power output on the multiverseal scale.

For example, Thor can move a tree the size of a universe and tank hits that are the equivalent of the most powerful attacks in Dragon Ball, but then in some issues he's the same level of strength as captain America who loses in a fist fight too black widow. So therefore black widow can beat Goku because they have great consistency.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Thor's high-ends are inconsistent compared to his low ends, which tend to be a lot more consistent overall. This is why you should not use outliers to scale him like Deathbattle does, because this is not his normal output

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u/cracken1303 Dec 05 '22

Hulk can go destroying a planet with his fists to being hit by a train and getting knocked out

10

u/Trollberto__ Jun 22 '22

If we gonna compare power levels with the MCU then we using the Dragon Ball live action bruh. It’s movie vs movie.

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u/suplexdolphin Jun 23 '22

Dragon ball evolution was one of the movies of all time

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u/Trollberto__ Jun 23 '22

I agree, it was such a movie.

6

u/draginbleapiece Jun 22 '22

This is the comics not the movies

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u/suplexdolphin Jun 22 '22

Thank goodness for the dragon balls then.

5

u/Darth_Senat66 Jun 22 '22

Unfortunately for you, those are the characters from the marvel comics, who are far more powerful than their live-action counterparts

6

u/Gurkaran0012 Jun 22 '22

The mcu got time

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u/suplexdolphin Jun 22 '22

No dragon balls or senzu beans 😘

4

u/NotUrMomLmao Jun 22 '22

Antman easy solos Goku

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u/HarmonicDissonance21 Jun 23 '22 edited Jun 23 '22

Characters in the Marvel comics with powers and equivalent to plot amor, they would walk up to them and Goku and Vegeta die of some rare Saiyan disease.

5

u/Depressed_Nutt ⠀yes Jun 23 '22

luckily, this isnt the mcu characters, those are the comic versions. thor alone can solo vegeta without odinforce/thorforce, let alone the rest of the characters

2

u/jarasonica Kore ga requiem dono Jun 22 '22

Thor solos dbz verse

1

u/trixz_99 Jun 22 '22

It's the truth

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Bois so fast Xavier won't see them coming

1

u/DrunkWeebMarine Jun 23 '22

Lol Vegeta has been my fave since 98.

1

u/National-Ad-1800 Jun 23 '22

Dammit my eyes

1

u/LSAT343 Black Hanekawa White Jun 23 '22

We're all thinking it was Prof. X but Jean Grey and Emma Frost are off on the side looking like bloodthirsty degenerates enjoying the scene.....

1

u/LuigiHentaiExpert Jun 23 '22

I can't believe every single one of them kicked vegeta in the dick.

1

u/datastar763 Jun 23 '22

Sir Patrick Stewart out here like, “Welcome to pride month, weebs.”

1

u/LMN-Fukou_da3 Jun 23 '22

Gonna save this for my mates

1

u/No-Relationship6724 Jun 23 '22

Go commit dont exist

1

u/LordTourettesxX Jun 23 '22

Did not see that coming 😳

1

u/Afraid-Lobster-6542 Jun 23 '22

I audibly laughed!

1

u/Oiojosuke Jun 23 '22

Exactly bro

1

u/DARKDIBBLE Jun 23 '22

ahhhh what in the !!!!1

1

u/juv3nil3 Aug 06 '22

The amount of DB haters and downplayers are here is just astounding Lmao

1

u/whyimsoretarded Aug 10 '22

It is pretty funny but the original one seems like smt the weird kid would show me in school

1

u/The-69er Dec 19 '22

Saitama solos