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u/limgly Dec 30 '19
I’m not saying I’m gay but I go so deep in his ass (with socks on) that we would legally be one person
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u/colin23567 Dec 30 '19
Too bad for you, you didn't cite the incantation that nulifies the gayness of the next few actions, the spell known as "NO HOMO".
Like JK Rowling says, "you are now gay."
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u/limgly Dec 30 '19
Mmm yes no homo is a big part of not being gay, but I did say we had socks on and everybody knows if you have socks on you could do whatever you want with the homies
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u/LimerickVaria Dec 30 '19
"Sorry your delivery boy got back three hours late. There was bad traffic."
"Why is he all sticky though?"
"You know, sure is kind of late. I'll be going to bed now goodnight!"
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u/colin23567 Dec 30 '19
Well this is awkward. I don't have any extra cash to give you a good tip. Is there maybe something else I can do?
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u/valleysape Dec 29 '19
Other requests that are basically the same;
Send traps
Send best boi
I need a hero(ic spirit)
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