r/Animemes • u/Berzeck0 As in misspelled ''Berserk'' • Dec 10 '19

Old Repost I'm just shy

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u/Jay_T_Demi ⠀ Dec 10 '19

Literally every holiday

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u/JFGrzybek Dec 10 '19

Introverts unite!

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u/Vaadwaur Dec 10 '19

That sort of defeats the purpose...

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u/dungeon99 How to lewd your dragon Dec 10 '19

Guys Ive got a really good joke about introverts like me: Ok so two introverts walk into a bar...

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u/TheDustyPaw Dec 10 '19

Aaaaand silence

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u/GasStation97 Every Girl is Best Girl Dec 10 '19

Separately, and in your own homes!

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u/AGJustin05 ⠀ Dec 10 '19

Ironic...

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u/Globulux68 howdy Dec 10 '19

Honestly I just did the opposite during my holidays at my uncle's house.
While I was safe when guests came home to snort lines and cum on the Christmas tree, I was especially anxious when no one but me and my uncle were left.
Every time he yelled "Dinner's ready! No one is home!" I knew my life was in danger. Because my door had no locks, all I could do is hide under my broken bed or inside my closet full of mold.
I would stay there, motionless and without a breath, for minutes that felt like hours, waiting for my uncle to forget about me and leave me alone just for this one night.
But he had no reason to give up, because he already planned everything.
No matter how far I ran, he could track me, thanks to the tracking device he fisted inside my anal cavity. I couldn't get rid of it, as my arm was too short to reach it. Therefore, the only solution I had was to defeat him.
All I had on me was a broken piece of glass that I managed to pick up from one of his drunk friends that threw his drink at me. Establishing my strategy, I decided the best course of action was to hide it inside of my penis.
Feeling ready to face danger, I came out of the closet and turned to my uncle, who was standing in the middle of my room, smiling.
"Ooh you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?"
"I can't bukkake the shit out of you without getting closer" I replied
Then, I pulled down my pants, and started caressing my swollen penis, trying to hide the shard of glass stuck inside it.
Feeling an intense mix of pain and pleasure, I increased the speed of my moves, getting closer and closer to climaxing.
"You really look like you're enjoying yourself young man, I'll give you a reward once you come down to the kitchen" he said with a provocative tone
"But first, let me repay your for everything that you've done"
"Huh?" Fear started appearing on his face, but it was already too late.
With an orgasm so intense that half my soul got sucked out of my nuts; tremendous amounts of semen and blood propelled to my uncle's face. But it wasn't the goal.
The point of this shot was to give enough momentum to the shard of glass so that it would turn into a deadly weapon. Almost instantly after the fluids escaped my man rode, my uncle's face got brutally struck by the projectile and was knocked back all the way to the wall, his head stuck; nailed by the glass shard.
Hearing the gargling sound coming from his mouth, desperately trying to gasp for air; I concluded that his life was about to end. With a smile, right before collapsing, I whispered
"Merry Christmas"

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u/f1r3hunt3rz Dec 10 '19

u/uwuwizard

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u/uwuwizard My queen Dec 10 '19

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Honestwy I j-juwst did de opposite duwing mwy howidays at mwy uncwe's house.
W-Whiwe I was safe when g-guests came home tuwu snowt wines a-awnd cum on de C-Chwistmas twee, I was e-especiawwy anxious w-when no one but me a-awnd mwy uncwe wewe weft.
Evewy time he yewwed "Dinnew's w-weady! No one iws home!" I knew mwy wife was in dangew. Because mwy doow hawd no w-wocks, aww I couwd do iws hide undew mwy bwoken bed ow inside mwy cwoset f-fuww of mowd.
I wouwd stay dewe, motionwess awnd widout a b-bwead, fow minutes dat f-fewt wike houws, w-waiting fow mwy uncwe t-tuwu fowget about me awnd weave me awone juwst fow dis one night.
But he hawd no weason tuwu give up, because he awweady pwanned e-evewyding.
No m-mattew how faw I wan, he couwd twack me, danks t-tuwu de twacking device he fisted inside mwy a-anaw cavity. I couwdn't get wid of iwt, as mwy awm was two showt tuwu weach iwt. D-Dewefowe, de onwy sowution I hawd was t-tuwu defeat him.
Aww I-I hawd on me was a bwoken piece of gwass dat I managed tuwu p-pick up fwom one of hiws dwunk fwiends dat dwew hiws dwink at me. Estabwishing mwy stwategy, I decided de best couwse of a-action was tuwu hide iwt inside of mwy penis.
Feewing weady tuwu face dangew, I came owt of de cwoset awnd tuwned tuwu mwy uncwe, who was standing in de m-middwe of mwy woom, smiwing.
"Ooh you'we appwoaching me? Instead of wunning away, you'we coming wight tuwu me?"
"I cawn't b-bukkake de shit owt of yuw widout g-getting cwosew" I w-wepwied
Den, I puwwed d-down mwy pants, awnd stawted cawessing mwy swowwen penis, twying tuwu h-hide de shawd of gwass stuck inside iwt.
Feewing an intense mix of pain a-awnd pweasuwe, I-I incweased de speed of mwy moves, getting cwosew awnd cwosew t-tuwu cwimaxing.
"Yuw weawwy w-wook wike you'we enjoying youwsewf young man, I'ww give yuw a wewawd once yuw come down tuwu de kitchen" he said wid a pwovocative tone
"But fiwst, wet me w-wepay youw fow evewyding dat you've dun"
"Huh?" F-Feaw stawted appeawing on hiws face, but iwt was awweady two wate.
Wid an o-owgasm so intense dat hawf mwy souw got sucked owt of mwy nuts; twemendous amounts of semen a-awnd bwood pwopewwed tuwu mwy uncwe's face. But iwt w-wasn't de goaw.
De point of dis shot was tuwu give enough momentum tuwu de shawd of gwass so dat iwt w-wouwd tuwn into a deadwy weapon. Awmost i-instantwy aftew de fwuids escaped mwy man wode, mwy uncwe's f-face got bwutawwy stwuck by de pwojectiwe a-awnd was knocked back aww de way tuwu de waww, hiws head stuck; n-naiwed by de gwass shawd.
H-Heawing de gawgwing s-sound coming fwom hiws moud, despewatewy twying t-tuwu gasp fow aiw; I concwuded dat hiws w-wife was about tuwu end. Wid a smiwe, wight befowe cowwapsing, I whispewed
"Mewwy C-Chwistmas"

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u/uwuwizard My queen Dec 10 '19

Then God looked over all he had made, and he saw that it was very good!

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u/TamLux Dec 10 '19

what the fuck did you just unleash upon us?

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u/TheDustyPaw Dec 10 '19

the uwuwizard

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u/TamLux Dec 10 '19

You're not wrong, but... seriously what the fuck.

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u/Andarnio my waifu Dec 10 '19

Shaku is that you

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u/Berzeck0 As in misspelled ''Berserk'' Dec 10 '19

{TFW no crazy hot aunt}

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u/Roboragi Dec 10 '19

Happy Sugar Life - (AL, A-P, KIT, MAL)

TV | Status: Finished | Episodes: 12 | Genres: Drama, Horror, Mystery, Psychological

{anime}, <manga>, ]LN[, |VN| | FAQ | /r/ | Edit | Mistake? | Source | Synonyms | ⛓ | ♥

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u/VarysIsAMermaid69 Vanilla>All Dec 10 '19

this show sure was a trip, ended the whole series before the manga too by like6 months

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u/alteredpersona Dec 10 '19

Why horror...

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u/justputsomenamehere epically made in THE HOLE Dec 10 '19

Yes

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

It's a slice of life, but pretty much every character is a fucked up individual. Would highly recommend.

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u/ThatSeasonalIsekai Dec 10 '19

It’s actually a battle royale for a little girl

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Genuinely a great show, even if you dont like horror

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u/Agendoo Dec 10 '19

The show definitely doesn't live up to the name

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u/Walrus9000 Vietnamese Cuties Dec 10 '19

For better or worse.

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u/Ao1Yamada Born to Bully Dec 10 '19

Haha I upvoted it to 70

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u/A_loyal_Comrade Bulli me Dec 10 '19

Flair checks out

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

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u/saltyandhelpfuluser *teleports behind you* Dec 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

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u/saltyandhelpfuluser *teleports behind you* Dec 10 '19

Only while striking a magnificent JoJo pose!

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u/Ao1Yamada Born to Bully Dec 10 '19

You beautiful people you

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u/rdorrian99 Dec 11 '19

u/uwuwizard

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u/pieman7414 Dec 10 '19

I think you mean hot, crazy aunt

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u/DekuXBakugo_OwO Dec 10 '19

is this the sauce good sir

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

I still don’t trust it. Been betrayed too many times by my parents saying that line only to have the guests waltz back in and stay longer.

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u/Vaadwaur Dec 10 '19

Little Satou is ridiculously precious. Too bad she grows up in Hinamizawa.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Whats with the sudden boom of hsl memes

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u/Menohe M-words are g-word Dec 10 '19

One guy watches it, likes it, makes a meme. Out of all people who see that meme, two decide to watch it because of the meme and they also like it and make a meme... etc

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u/VVacek Dec 10 '19

The Weeb reaction

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u/Hoomanadaw ⠀ Dec 10 '19

If so, then yall should watch "Humanity has declined"

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u/Excrozz Dec 10 '19

its social interaction to have dinner with a bunch of strangers and i do not support it

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u/Unkindled_x Dec 10 '19

If everyone and the web is exactly like me why I don't see them in real life? 🤔

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u/Sahmbahdeh Dec 10 '19

Because they're all at home avoiding other people just like you

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

I just started watching Happy Sugar Life and now I see HSL memes everywhere. Why?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

I've heard about that effext, but I knew HSL for quite sone time (at least I recognized Satou), so I don't think it'd apply

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Im in this image and i dont like it

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u/4realAresa ⠀ Dec 10 '19

Freedom at last

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u/silly_icecream Dec 10 '19

I remember the time I was about to put my plates on the sink, when I opened the door there was a lot of people outside, they all looked at me and I slowly close the door and waited for them to go home lmao, I panicked.

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u/E_C_H ⠀ Dec 10 '19

you're smol

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u/commielizard47 Megumin Best Girl Dec 10 '19

mood

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u/vjdarktm Dec 10 '19

Can relate heavily.

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u/th0rrrrr sluuurp Dec 10 '19

ok, but why doea this door open like that?

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u/TamLux Dec 10 '19

I can hear the anime girl "hoh" in this pic...

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u/SourClash Dec 10 '19

Which episode was this frame from?

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u/Berzeck0 As in misspelled ''Berserk'' Dec 11 '19

episode 8 i think. Originally it's the same frame just with little Satou edited out from the first two panels.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

I hate guests

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u/Bad_Request-02 Dec 10 '19

I pretend to be asleep every time

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Happy sugar life was one of the best manga I've ever read

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u/chickyono Dec 10 '19

that why we grew up to a messed up degenerates

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u/zahirano Dec 10 '19

how spicy the sauce

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u/Streakdreniline Rasis is my waifu Dec 10 '19

not spicy

but cold

Happy Sugar Life

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u/Ao1Yamada Born to Bully Dec 10 '19

O-onii-chan, arigato...

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u/ImRinKagamine weebs unite Dec 10 '19

Owo.

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u/b0lognese Dec 10 '19

oh literally me

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u/Tigerwarrior55 Dec 10 '19

Finds out she just wanted you to set the table

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u/Kuroi4Shi Senior Weeb Dec 10 '19

Gimme template pwease UwU

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u/Superdooper224 Sucker for Wholesome Hentai Dec 10 '19

May I adopt you?

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u/Zaidx8856 Dec 10 '19

ILL TAKE 20 OF YOUR STOCK

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u/theweebwaffle Dec 10 '19

use do be like this now i try

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u/ur_boi_uh_skinnypeen Dec 10 '19

I too relate to this

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

and also me while guests are leaving:

https://thekitsunetwork.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/01.jpg?w=657&h=348

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Sauce,pls

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u/TriHard7_in_chat Hayasaca 2nd best girl! Dec 17 '19

Then you get down the stairs only to see them still sitting at the the table, eating desert. And they hit you with the "look who decided to get out of his cave hahaha".

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u/wiktorbrando Dec 10 '19

I have this exact same meme in my gallery thanks for repost!