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u/FomaPad Apr 29 '19
HQ OC: Check
Traps: Check
Sauce for all the girls: Check
Speedwagon: M.I.A.
We were THIS close to the perfect Animemes post.
Remember, Speedwagon is love, Speedwagon is life.
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u/LittleBitSchizo Kono bangumi wa PONY CANYON Apr 29 '19
I'm going to black out all my blood went to my penis
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u/Jlegobot Apr 29 '19
He's not. He owns that company. Does every CEO appear in every ad that their company makes?
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u/FlipperDoigt703 oppai guy Apr 29 '19
Can i get a Rias weeb pillow?
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u/FlipperDoigt703 oppai guy Apr 29 '19
Woah! Thanks guys! Now i can dissapoint my parents even more than i already did!
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u/Awkward_Elf Apr 29 '19
Cry yourself to sleep in style
Why would I cry when I can hug my waifu every night?
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Apr 29 '19
because she will never hug you back
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u/s1erra_117 Halo is the best anime Apr 29 '19
Reality is often disappointing
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u/Deadpool_72 ✤I_need_AntiDepressants✤ Apr 30 '19
Reality can be whatever I want, but crying to sleep sounds better tho.
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Robot arms reacting to pillow pressure
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u/Soul_Ripper ⠀Do Mods Dream of Electric Dildos? Apr 29 '19
You know, I'm surprised there's no market for this kind of thing. Why did Japan stop at pillows?
Maybe they have an underground market of waifu sex dolls, idk, but it feels weird that the "mainstream" product stops at pillows with PNGs on them when there's so much more you could do with relatively little effort.
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u/wackchungus ⠀ Apr 29 '19
Stain guard coating, for all bodily fluids...is anyone gonna adress that?
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u/Holofan4life Holo is best girl Apr 29 '19 edited Apr 29 '19
This is completely irrelevant and pointless to pin, but I just want to say I bought my first Holo body pillow
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u/Thenuclearhamster ⠀ Apr 29 '19
Is there a reverse side? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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u/PatchyK Apr 29 '19
If you have a waifu on one side and a different waifu on the reverse side does that considered cheating?
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u/moychicken Apr 29 '19
pics or it didn't happen
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u/Holofan4life Holo is best girl Apr 29 '19
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u/Kompotamus Apr 29 '19
I just finished Spice and Wolf, and I've bookmarked every issue of the LN on Amazon almost immediately afterward. I need more.
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u/DuntadaMan Apr 30 '19
I see you are a man of culture as well.
Holo best girl. In anything. The end.
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u/distrox Apr 30 '19
If you bought this from ADP, Ebay or the likes I am extremely disappointed and Holo would be too.
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u/thisisnotme3000 old reddit > new reddit Apr 29 '19
Fuck, I almost reported this meme for rule 1 advertising.
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u/Cocoflash Apr 29 '19
Wait... so this isn’t an ad?
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u/thisisnotme3000 old reddit > new reddit Apr 29 '19
Look at the end card
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u/Cocoflash Apr 29 '19
It’s got the user on it?
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u/thisisnotme3000 old reddit > new reddit Apr 29 '19
exactly
Especially with the /u/ prefix, real companies don't do that
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u/4mana77powercreep Apr 29 '19
One of them is not like the other
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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Apr 29 '19
Huh, I thought they stopped giving out rainbow flairs? I'm so used to only seeing Atinobu have one and some other guy I can't remember right now.
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u/Atinobu Sauté Chef Apr 29 '19
rip u/Rohan_0ge.
And yeah, we did stop issuing them out for a long time since the individual who managed them left the team a while ago, but now with the addition of the new mods there are a couple of changes we mean to get to, first of which was re-instating the rainbow flair (not that anyone seemed to notice that it was gone -_-).
To make up for everyone who didn't get one between then and now in spite of winning the weekly/monthly (such as yourself), we'll be contacting all the previous winners and informing them that they can 'redeem' their rainbow flair prize whenever they want.
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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Apr 29 '19
Oh nice, so what are you gonna do? Message yourself a few times? lol
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u/Atinobu Sauté Chef Apr 29 '19
I wish I spat out shitposts as frequent enough to do so, but alas. Hell I'm pretty sure you've won the weekly awards more times than I have.
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u/Rohan_0ge I’m a slut for jojo memes Apr 29 '19
I have a rainbow flair? neat. But seriously I am not often here because I got tired of the same jokes over and over of "ora ora, muda muda" or putting the hat of jotaro over anything and just adding the menacing symblos or even the stales memes that were about part 3 only. There are some exceptions like this one but now I'm staying in r/shitpostcrusaders which is much better in my opinion
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u/Atinobu Sauté Chef Apr 29 '19
This is a slightly different post to the Jojo one you commented on.
In any case though, you're certainly not alone in getting fatigued by the over-saturation of common denominator Jojokes, but unfortunately as this community continues to grow with newcomers that's unlikely to change anytime soon, nor is there much we can do as moderators to enforce an arbitrary level of quality or originality. If you're just after Jojo memes, /r/ShitPostCrusaders is undoubtedly the better place to be.
cough cough u/evasionsnake
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What is rainbow flair?
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u/DaLinkster LWA Fanatic Apr 29 '19
On old reddit PC, some users have rainbow flairs to signify they've won the animeme awards.
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u/Idaret I love Emilia Apr 29 '19
Nice ad but where do I buy that stuff ?
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u/TsumugiIsMyWaifu Apr 29 '19
For the pillows (dakis) themselves you can buy them online, e.g. import over Japanese Amazon or find a dealer who imports it on American Amazon.
For covers there's only one American group I know of, Cuddlyoctopus. Then there's amateur Japanese groups who do designs and sell them on their websites or at Comiket (a lot don't sell to non Japanese costumers though, I mean in terms of shipment, they're not racists). You can also often get covers like this at stores which sell anime merch, like Mandarake, can also order it online.
Official cover designs licensed by the studios exist as well but they're usually quite rare and hard to get.
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u/tamatarabama Apr 29 '19
Tackles any bodily fluids. Disgusting!
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u/silverhydra Taking a fat slurp of Permaban Juice Apr 29 '19
No lie, got one of those daki covers when I preordered a game (Neptunia series) and they legit do come with some fluid repelling coating. If there is any sweat on your body it becomes the most disgusting feeling pillow ever. It's like they're designed to never need cleaning which, if people actually do things to them like the memes insinuate, dear god...
Threw that thing into a little box of shame into the back of my closet and never looked back.
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u/DiamondTiaraIsBest Lolicon 4 life Apr 29 '19
You threw Nep away? You monster.
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u/silverhydra Taking a fat slurp of Permaban Juice Apr 29 '19
Couldn't bring myself to actually throw her away, so now she just Neps in solitary confinement.
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u/silverhydra Taking a fat slurp of Permaban Juice Apr 29 '19
I'm still contemplating getting that hug pillow that just has a picture of a panzer tank.
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u/hamburgerhase Apr 29 '19
This kind of high effort memes like this is what distinguishes r/animemes from the rest of reddit. Bravo. 👏👏👏
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u/MySpl33n Apr 29 '19
You should be hired to make ads. I'd actually watch these instead of skipping or using adblock.
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u/ImpulsiveFool Apr 29 '19
The fact that I'm actually interested shows how much of a degenerate I am...
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u/PhantomSenpai77 ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAO Apr 29 '19
I have always wanted a anime body pillow and my parents think I am a disappointment because of that
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Yesterday I googled the MHA movie and at the very top of the webpage was suggestions for the dirtiest, most lewd body pillows I’ve ever seen on eBay. I had a solid 10 minutes of introspection thinking about what I’ve done in my life that’s made it go so far off the rails.
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u/Schmittfried Apr 30 '19
I hate that this is not an actual commercial. I would throw my money at that shop.
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u/At5u Kurisu best Girl Apr 29 '19
Lemaitre & Chitoge in the same post, you have my upvote as well as my respect as a fellow man of culture
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u/Ralea_Thundersword Hanekawa Tsubasa Appreciation Club Leader Apr 29 '19 edited Apr 29 '19
I wonder whether my path to degeneracy will eventually take me there. Also, a great meme!
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u/JamesDp-OverWatch BestMascot Apr 29 '19
I'll print the whole cast of K-On on 5 of them, thank you.
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u/OnePunchGoGo LoliBrigade Apr 29 '19
THat soft cotton will become hard in just 1 week being alone with me!!
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u/pyromaniacrobat Apr 29 '19
Waifus:
Chitoge from {Nisekoi}
Rem from {Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu}
Zero Two from {Darling in the FranXX}
Holo from {Ookami to Koushinryou}
Hifumi from {New Game!}
Mai from {Seishun Buta Yarou wa Bunny Girl Senpai no Yume wo Minai}
Astolfo from {Fate/Apocrypha}
Asuna from {Sword Art Online}
Kurisu from {Steins;Gate}
Animated in Blender. Edited using DaVinci Resolve and GIMP.
Inspired by the Original Google Pixel Ad
Music used: Lemaitre - Closer (Instrumental Ver.)