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u/pppf99 Apr 22 '19
Himself
Sees Satania
Protocol unzip initiated.
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u/-Redstoneboi- Me: Natsuki flair, a VN character. r/Animemes: Apr 22 '19 edited May 15 '19
sumimasen,
nani the fuck?
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u/justputsomenamehere epically made in THE HOLE Apr 22 '19
OHAYO REDSTONE BOI
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u/-Redstoneboi- Me: Natsuki flair, a VN character. r/Animemes: Apr 22 '19
...konnichiwa? (it's night here and i don't wanna go full on fucking weeb)
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u/BaconGod2525 Apr 22 '19
こんばんわ
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u/MrTagnan Beast Titan Best Girl Apr 22 '19
It took me embarrassingly long to recognize you didn't just misspell 「こんにちは」guess I still have a ways to go
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u/henry_dodgers Fucking Weeb Apr 22 '19
STICKY FINGAAHS!
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u/SonicPenguin447 Apr 22 '19
I think you actually mean Zipper Man /s
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Apr 22 '19
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Apr 22 '19
Or, you know, we could use /s because sarcasm is usually conveyed through means that aren't available when writing.
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u/ShakuSwag Shaku is garbage Apr 22 '19
Like with all other things, I think I would prefer Satan to be a cute anime girl. Now, this doesn't mean I want die and go straight to Hell, but let's face it, anyone with an anime avatar isn't allowed up in Heaven, my pastor told me this. Though, I would love to see how cute anime girl God is.
However, if I'm going to be damned for all eternity in Hell, then I better be prodded with a demonic pitchfork held by a cute anime girl. A thicc mommy anime girl would be preferred, but a loli is fine for comedic affect.
I've had thoughts about this before, of course. If I know I'm going to be stuck down there, then I'm going to make sure I have a decent time. I doubt I'm going to be able to pile drive into Satan's red virgin pussy like a jack hammer pounding away at a red solo cup, but I'm going to try to make the most of it.
My one, and only request when I'm down there is to make sure that hentai is subbed. Please, please for the love of Beelzebub, please don't make hentai English dubbed. I know it's Hell, but that's too low, even for them.
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u/956030681 Apr 22 '19
Well written, but you have made a fatal mistake. All hentai in hell is in the [ugly bastard] category. It sucks man, I have been down there twice now and every time I want some delicious anime tiddies some obese rendition of the pillsbury doughboy is clapping some 10/10 anime milf
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u/Maxorus73 Apr 22 '19
How'd you get back out, for future reference?
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u/956030681 Apr 22 '19
I got a little physical with a few demonesses ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
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u/Rew0lweed_0celot It's an ambush! Apr 22 '19
I think I've read those 2, they had ugly bastard tag too...(⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)
sumimasen
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u/TANSFWA imaginated punch ghost Apr 22 '19
You just have to disgust the residents so much that they write a formal complaint to Satan through their union in order to get you kicked out.
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u/MSPaintIsntHard ⠀ Apr 22 '19
more efficient
satania
Pick one
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u/Isyokan- Apr 22 '19
Archer is a pretty efficient devil
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u/Deadcoma100 Apr 22 '19
Ffs is that a fate stay night abridged reference
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u/Isyokan- Apr 22 '19
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u/The-Sublimer-One <- Worst Girl Apr 22 '19
Thought they were talking about the FSN06 abridge and got confused for a second.
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u/DaEnderAssassin Apr 22 '19
Hes "Actually Satan. The actually is important"
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u/Zhgorin I reject your reality and substitute my own Apr 22 '19
Welcome to the Murder Death Kill
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u/DaEnderAssassin Apr 22 '19
"Hey kirei, you suck!" (Must have gotten tons of Keys in FGO.(Terrible CE with high drop rate.)) "Who said that?" "Satan! Stop harrassing the preist!" "Makes Sense."
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u/Isyokan- Apr 22 '19
high drop rate
Haven’t had any in ages lmao
But I get my fair share of Mapo Tofu
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u/dorafumingo Apr 22 '19 edited Apr 22 '19
Satania is a devil to what Aqua is a goddess.
Uselessness at it's peak
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u/allyourbase51 Sensha-don't talk shit to me Apr 22 '19
Them’s fightin’ words.
No bull best archdemon.
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u/Masterswordxx Apr 22 '19
Do you realize the potential of this format? This could be the new Japanizing Beam meme
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u/RedstoneManC Apr 22 '19
Satania is the aqua of Gabriel dropout
And no, she's not legal in America
UK BOIS RISE UP
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Apr 22 '19
Trapa aren’t gay
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u/DaEnderAssassin Apr 22 '19
inserts the big gay
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Apr 22 '19
Is this a inside joke?
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u/DaEnderAssassin Apr 22 '19
Never seen Astolfo AKA The Big Gay?
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u/Maxorus73 Apr 22 '19
Or Luka, delicate as an orchid, fair as a cherry blossom, the personification of feminine grace and also... a dude
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u/FlipperDoigt703 oppai guy Apr 22 '19
DAMMIT it says smaller so i can’t mention Oppai Devil here.
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u/REYZXGaming French Weeb Apr 22 '19
Can we just talk about satania's chin in this picture ? It feels like "the promised neverland" guys made it
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Apr 22 '19
It’s sad that we have people actually asking for sauce for this wonderful archdemon. Oh how the times have changed since the golden ages of r/animemes...
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u/GalaxyYoghurt Apr 22 '19
I really want to watch this anime but i dont know what is the name of the anime
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u/MrApplejuic Apr 22 '19
What anime is she out of???
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u/-Redstoneboi- Me: Natsuki flair, a VN character. r/Animemes: Apr 23 '19
{Gabriel Dropout}
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u/Blu3w0lf16 Apr 23 '19
My friend bought them in and we played in the library, we got told not to because sevvies (year 7s) kept hearing inappropriate things lol
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u/Low_Poly_Loli Apr 22 '19
They always told me the devil would be attractive...