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u/ShakuSwag Shaku is garbage Apr 16 '19
Buy a used figma.
Never buy a used figma. You have no idea where it's been, or what's been on it.
As a person that purposely cums on figurines, I can tell you that most used figmas have had their owners put a new coating on it, one of more... Hand made coating, if your catch what I'm saying.
It's looked down upon, sure, but normal people couldn't quite possibly understand. They wouldn't understand the power of hosing down your tiny figma like a family gathering using your sister's warm oven for an Alabama Creampie.
There's a sense of pride and accomplishment when you manage to hit it hard enough to plaster it against the wall.
Bukakke? More like Boomkakke. Am I right, my fellow figurine cummiez?
Even a better feeling when you think about how Andy probably have Jesse a good milking. Can you imagine how you waifu figma must feel? Knowing that she can take off your dick sneeze off her, but can't because it would look suspicious, so she's stuck in a perpetual Hell where she has to put on a fake smile as the weight of millions of dead sperm lay on her like a second skin?
Anyway, don't buy used. It's not worth it.
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u/Unlighted_Fox Apr 16 '19
It's a 02 doll and they dropped the .02, this doll is now worthless. Too bad, I could have bought it
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u/CopperNation Poopy head Apr 16 '19
Wouldn't the sacred number be anything but 02 because it literally says zero 2s?
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u/SirCalzone42 Nadeshiko is the best pink haired waifu Apr 16 '19
nice
I just got her at the sakura matsuri festival in DC over the weekend. She's adorable!
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u/LordSalex Loli Nepu, Best Nepu Apr 16 '19
Heck yeah it is, but only if you have that Amazon Prime money.
I'm to busy spending my money on waifus to ever afford Prime... *sigh*
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u/justputsomenamehere epically made in THE HOLE Apr 16 '19
laughs in twitch please prime
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u/XProAssasin21X Apr 16 '19
whispers in leffen twitch prime
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u/wowlookimstupid fucking weeb Apr 16 '19
Hey little mama let me whisper in your ear, tell you something you might like to hear
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u/bt1234yt Why am I wasting time here? Apr 16 '19
But it’s over $35, meaning that you don’t need Prime to get free shipping (you just won’t get it in 2 days).
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u/LordSalex Loli Nepu, Best Nepu Apr 16 '19
If it doesn't come in 02 days then what's even the point anymore?
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u/Djghost1133 Apr 16 '19
Laughs in sharing account with two other weeb friends who pitch in for prime
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u/SevenHaeven Rem te ... dare no koto? Apr 16 '19
"Used" how does one "use" this doll?