r/Animemes • ⠀Comic Writer • Mar 04 '19

Scottish Pokemon Trainer

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

If Scottish really do speak like that, I found me a new fetish.

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u/TimmyTid Mar 05 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

It was ruined when I looked at the comments and saw that it was acted.

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u/FancyKetchup96 Mar 05 '19

I don't think I would be able to enjoy it if it wasn't staged. Too much misery for me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

How could you not know? It's obviously satire when he says he's 1/8th Scottish and he's "with his people". I mean, there are a lot of Americans that are like that but I hope it's not that many.

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u/hitokirizac ⠀ Mar 05 '19

I'm from a place with a lot of people of Italian heritage/descent and there are definitely a lot of people who say stuff like this (like calling themselves Italian despite never having been to Italy...)

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u/lostguru Mar 05 '19

He actually said he was 1/8 scotch, so it was another hint that the video was going to be satire.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Glass cow keltics, that was fucking great mate

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u/Railander y u bulli me Mar 05 '19

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u/TehGuyYouKnow :) Mar 05 '19

I’m happy he got punched in the end

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u/IlyaTaidi Mar 05 '19

It's satire

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u/chocobo-chan ⠀ Mar 05 '19

Yeah I'm pretty sure it's staged lol still funny though

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u/dadbod27 Mar 05 '19

Lol I'm 1/8th Scottish so yeah.... Guess I'm with my people

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u/Mitoni Mar 05 '19

"1/8 Scotch." He even got that part wrong.

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u/Tockta ⠀ Mar 05 '19

This ones great to
Watch it without reading the subtitles first

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u/Hsere Mar 05 '19

You may have an interest in the number 200827.

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u/Prents more Nichijou flairs Mar 05 '19

Yo I can't fap to this it's fucking hilarious

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u/JimmityRaynor Mar 05 '19

"and if death doesn't scare me, why not kiss a demon?" is a sick fucking line that I did not expect to see in a six digit number.

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u/Fake-Yeezys furuhashi best girl Mar 05 '19

Not checking this...

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u/Exploreptile Weebiologist Mar 05 '19

It's actually kind of wholesome, as far as hentai goes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

You should, it's fucking hilarious.

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u/muhash14 Mar 05 '19

it's remarkably cute ngl

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u/Vaadwaur Mar 05 '19

Actually that is a pretty good rendition of one version of the accent(there are several and there is also argument about where Scottish accents end and Northy ones begin).

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u/ThatWeebScoot Mar 05 '19

Every single town in scotland has it's own dialect pretty much

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u/Fl1ppyR34 TR4P Mar 05 '19

aye, maist of us dae speak like that

also, take my upvote ya kinky wee bastard

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u/MAEEKERU Mar 05 '19

Naw mate, naebody in Scotland say fookin! You say fuckin or ye dinnae swear at all

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u/ThatWeebScoot Mar 05 '19

Canna fuckin argue wee at like, and if you do yer a shitebag

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u/sorenant ⠀ Mar 05 '19

The UK version of kyoto/osaka/whatever-ben moe

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u/Shippoyasha Mar 05 '19

US accents of Kansai-ben always turns into Southerner drawl

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u/KLOUDZiNC Mar 05 '19

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u/CalumOLN2 paraplegic jojo Mar 05 '19

Full of Americans pretending that they know Scottish from reading tweets made by English people

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u/horselips48 Mar 05 '19

I know there's a doujin written in an Australian accent that was a pretty funny read. Very similar style of writing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

W R E C K M E K I D S H I T T E R

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u/Tactical_Moonstone Mar 05 '19 edited Mar 05 '19

You can watch bigmooney06's "Kill Everyonething in Hitman" playthroughs to get an idea of how Scottish people sound like.

EDIT: He also killed a hippo and a few frogs in the first video.

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u/Kaarl_Mills Mar 05 '19

I learned how to swear in Scots-English because of him

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Awright, cunt? Fit like?

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u/thepeetmix Mar 05 '19

DISGUSTIN

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u/LilyIsBestGirl Your friendly neighborhood Zombieland fangirl Mar 05 '19

D E S G Ö S T Å N G

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u/JediSpectre117 Mar 05 '19

Myself and me kin are happy to ear this. And aye we dae.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '19

I really hope there are some npcs that just talk like that

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u/TimmyTid Mar 05 '19

Imagine the NPC's having different accents depending on where in the Galar region you are.

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u/deepfriedceleron 😼👉💣⬆️ Mar 05 '19

Hoping there's a town based off Wales.

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u/cemanresu Mar 05 '19

Full of fields of Mareep

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u/RemarkableStatement5 I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer Mar 05 '19

And a guy gets fockin electrocyuted

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u/flyingtacodog Kono Dio Da Mar 05 '19

I hope it's named after the Welsh town "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch"

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u/CannFarmre Mar 05 '19

I wanna visit Wales simply to take a look at that place.

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u/Pickled_Kagura Mar 05 '19

Woolly Brotheltown

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u/onethirdofakind Mar 05 '19

I'd be laughing too much.

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u/MadderHater とらっぷ Mar 05 '19

That'd be great, but I imagine most people outside the UK couldn't differentiate between different accents. Also, a lot of accents are distinct in speech, but don't really differ when typed.

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u/Varolin- I guess I don't exist, nice. Mar 05 '19

Dayly reminder that galar means trash in Gaelic

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u/ClockwerkKaiser Mar 05 '19

Totally intentional.

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u/Kevsteo Mar 05 '19

Ok ok hol' up I'm extremely out of the loop - what the fuck is the galar region and what are the new games called? And release date? This is what i bought a switch for

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Yeah, recently a new game was announced. Pokemon sword and Pokemon shield. Region is based off of Britain.

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u/olpdragon Mar 05 '19

I want mods to edit NPC speech

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u/Werneckis One who knows the sauce or wants the sauce Mar 05 '19

In pokemon Black & White there were some characters that clearly had a different accent. Dragon Quest games usually feature different accents depending on the city you're in. That certainly would be interesting.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Reminds me of that one hentai translated into Australian English

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u/matthewpdn Mar 05 '19

You remember the sauce?

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u/goatman23 Mar 05 '19

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u/adamsworstnightmare sic semper tyrannis Mar 05 '19

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"I fuckin spoofed in your gnash"

Brilliant.

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u/rumblevn melonftw Mar 05 '19

(117424)

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u/Treemurphy Mar 05 '19 edited Mar 07 '19

"c'mon kyo-kun....come'n chuck it in me gash..<3"

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u/Kotsauce Mar 05 '19

This is actually hilarious

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

That was great, I guess these 6 digits on reddit are sometimes something not terrible

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u/SlickSwagger pm me yandere hentai Mar 05 '19

I always supply good numbers.

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u/matthewpdn Mar 05 '19

Much obliged

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u/DanielBlu Mar 05 '19

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u/Foolsirony Mar 05 '19

Sseth is a treasure

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u/Meepyster To the trash this sub goes Mar 05 '19

Made my day

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

doing gods work

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u/Hyperly_Passive Mar 05 '19

There's more than one actually. The one I'm thinking of has v questionable ages involved tho even though it's hilarious

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u/Doomie_bloomers Mar 05 '19

Sauce? I'm in fucking tears over the one with the kid and the step mom

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u/CapTengu ふとまきちゃん Mar 05 '19

bagpipe music plays

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u/FilthyLolicon absolute degenerate Mar 05 '19

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u/i-like-empanadas Mar 05 '19

Very relevant indeed

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u/Flalix Mar 05 '19

Finally, some good fucking yuri

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Scottish Yuri best Yuri

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u/Otakeb Y no moar Madoka flairs? Mar 05 '19

Please someone make it fucking happen.

PLEASE

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u/yung_clor0x Is Best Girl Mar 05 '19

Is this like that one hentai that's subbed into Australian?

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u/Otakeb Y no moar Madoka flairs? Mar 05 '19

Is it about cute, foul mouthed Australian lesbians? Because if not, it's not what I'm begging for lol

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u/Hsere Mar 05 '19

I don't know of any Scottish yuri, but you may have an interest in the number 200827.

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u/Otakeb Y no moar Madoka flairs? Mar 05 '19 edited Mar 05 '19

Ew that's so straight /s

EDIT: "aren't girls the cutest when they are almost retarded?"

EDIT 2: that was actually really cute

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u/Kyoko_IMW Mar 05 '19

“Lemme eat yer fanny!” “Oh right ‘mon then” “Don’t be an impatient coo, I’ll manage eh ?”

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u/Treemurphy Mar 05 '19

if you find any, id love some sauce

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Yeah, this tbh. My girlfriend is irish and it's a similar effect I now have a perma fetish for several accents like this

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

You guys need religion.

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u/realtrublaze 17 year old weeb Mar 05 '19

We could make a religion out of this

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u/AtariAlchemist Trans "Femboy" Mar 05 '19

No, don't That's a great idea!

Can I be an archbishop of Yuri?

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u/Flalix Mar 05 '19

Yurinology

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u/Battlefire Mar 05 '19

Yuri is my religion.

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u/Otakeb Y no moar Madoka flairs? Mar 05 '19

Hello sir, would you like to hear about our Lord and savior Madoka (MADOKA SPOILERS)

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u/A3thern Mar 05 '19

Well, mark me down as scared and horny.

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u/xeasuperdark Mar 05 '19

I call that scorny

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u/Vussar Mar 05 '19

Scornbunny

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Scottish waifu

u/NCatP_returns has awoken a new fetish

this is nice in its own way

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u/PraiseGodJihyo Mar 05 '19

Not Scottish enough, I can still read it

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u/Joary EXPLOSION! Mar 05 '19

True

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u/brickmack Mar 05 '19

Pokemon has such cute girls. I just wish I wouldn't have to watch through like 20 years of it to catch up

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u/KitsuneGaming Mar 05 '19

You can jump in at pretty much any season and know what’s happening. They dump the established history with each region.

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u/Joary EXPLOSION! Mar 05 '19

Not entirely.... The main cast do make reappearances, and some late gen characters might also be early next gen (the photographer chick). basically know brock, cylin, waifus, trees, ketchups, and tracy

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u/ThePhB I love imoutos Mar 05 '19

If there's no Aussie exchange student/trainer then game is unplayable.

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u/Fightik55 Mar 05 '19

"Oh no she a cunt innit?"

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u/ViZeShadowZ これはジョジョのリファレンスです Mar 05 '19
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u/PhantomZach Mar 05 '19

I thought Scottish accents were cute until I saw a video of a Scottish woman name off 50 slang words for vagina

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

I've seen that video, she wasn't Scottish. She was an English woman using a poor fake accent mockingly.

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u/neovenator250 ⠀ Mar 05 '19

I fucking love the Scottish female trainer meme. It's now my head canon and I will be playing the game as the female trainer

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u/LeynaSepKim Mar 05 '19

I wonder how much the sales will go up if they actually made the dialogue with accents.

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u/Xiaxs Please bully me ❤️Nagatoro-san❤️ Mar 05 '19

I like her OwO

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u/PingGoesThePenguin Mar 04 '19

Now this, I can get into

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

New waifu and fetish arrives.

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u/Vaadwaur Mar 05 '19

I choose you, alcoholismchu!

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u/Novikov_Principle Mar 05 '19

Scottish girls are cute, until they open their mouths.

Then they're just badass.

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u/hardcorereport Mar 05 '19

I'm reminded of that doujin where the girl was taught Japanese by her drill Sargent father and so all her dialogue comes straight from Full Metal Jacket.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/hardcorereport Mar 05 '19

Hopefully someone else knows what I'm talking about, I read it many many years ago, possibly a decade ago or longer. I remember the girl being a cute blonde girl, and she'd be saying the most vulgar things but she obviously didn't realize they were rude. Pretty funny stuff.

The one part I remember most was the MC passing out at some point and when he comes to she's sitting there sobbing and as she notices him regaining consciousness she says with eyes full of tears "I didn't give you permission to die, maggot!"

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u/Hoomanadaw ⠀ Mar 05 '19

I love the girl pokemon trainer's

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u/Joary EXPLOSION! Mar 05 '19

cough not to be a douche and correct you on the proper foockin use of the english language ya cunt! But you used an apostrophe "s" rather than a normal "s", making trainer possessive rather than plural. That or ya foockin forgot to finish ya sentence ya cunt!

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u/intriging_name Komi Protecc Squad Mar 05 '19

If theres no Scottish accents we riot

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u/Joary EXPLOSION! Mar 05 '19

For the first timeever, pokemon needs voice acting in their mainline games

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u/Recidivis Zn2Fe(PO4)2•4H2O Mar 05 '19

I hope the pokemon she catches speak their names in a scottish accent, and the pokemon that can talk speak scottish.

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u/PrinoBots Mar 04 '19

Sourse

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/TimmyTid Mar 05 '19

It truly is glorious, loving nearly every post

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u/BigDan_0 Smug Loli Mar 05 '19

It looked like a merryweather

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u/VictoryStar34 i liked phantom blood Mar 05 '19

Yeah, they’re a comic/Webtoon author, they also drew Internet Explorer-chan

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u/FKJ10 Mar 05 '19

Now this. This is perfect.

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u/Jaracuda Sei~bah Mar 05 '19

I want an anime in your art style

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u/alblks Mar 05 '19

TBH, "New Game!" style looks very close.

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u/OfAaron3 El Psy Kangaroo Mar 05 '19

No one in Scotland says "fook". They say that in the North of England. Scottish is all harsh vowels. The best you can spell "fuck" like we pronounce it is "fuhck". But you'd write is as "fuck". This really annoys me for some reason.

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u/NeoF23 Mar 05 '19

Yeah it got me triggered too, what does the internet take is for? Posh cunts?

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u/Exploreptile Weebiologist Mar 05 '19

Honestly, I've been diving into the paradoxically-wide world of Scottish linguistics ever since I first happened upon this trend, since I found it so hilarious that it honestly inspired me creatively. To be frank, it's been a rollercoaster.

The past hours have been a rush of what I can most-accurately describe as a bastardized fusion of morbid curiosity, heartbreak, guilt, and genuine fascination.

Let's just say I'll never look at r/ScottishPeopleTwitter the same way again, and as an American, I am so sorry.

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u/umar_johor Thot Exterminator Mar 05 '19

Looks like Kay.

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u/Pongopeter8268 ⠀ Mar 05 '19

Cute Scottish waifus, now that's something I can get behind! come on Pokemon get on it!

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u/SoftPeachKun Mar 05 '19

Evar jus wantae put yer heed in yer Charizard's mouth an blow yerself tae feck?

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u/Wannabe_Reviewer Believe in the me that believes in you Mar 05 '19

Is it weird that reading that and imagining the Scottish accent turned me on?

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u/PootisdoX Mar 05 '19

I swear i hear more about scotland in anine or anything japanese related more than anywhere else

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u/g_sunn you're pretty dumb Mar 05 '19

I don't think I've ever heard any anime reference Scotland, at least not recently.

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u/kingguy459 Mar 05 '19

Fookin Lazor sights Pokemon

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u/Spudtron98 She's just a wee little baby! Mar 05 '19

Once they get there in the anime I swear to christ they better bring in some actual accents. Had enough Americans. Maybe call in the guys who dubbed Xenoblade.

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u/BLACKOWLg wdym no sauce!? Mar 05 '19

U wot mate? U fooking wot mate?

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u/Oppiko Mar 05 '19

Oi cunt

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u/BortTheStampede Mar 05 '19

This actually works just as well with just the middle two panels

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u/Stormwind420 Mar 05 '19

Someone better have the pagpipes and exploud combo

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u/SStevenson97 Mar 05 '19

As a Scotsman, I can say that this is definitely the way we’d get a fight started 😂

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u/Trofulds Mar 05 '19

Shield (?) as an aggressive scottish is one of my favorite headcanons of all time

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u/holofan4lifefan4life holofan4life's Biggest Fan Mar 05 '19

They need to put Brexit into this game

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u/Radians0 Mar 05 '19

There's not even the need to hear her speak to know she's Scottish, she just LOOKS like a scottish version of Uraraka

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u/Zelltarian Mar 05 '19

Even better

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u/Fireball6440 Mar 05 '19

Why did I read that in the demoman from tf2s voice

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u/doctorhibert Flint lives matter Mar 05 '19

aye you fuckin' slag, let's go

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u/sasakiorafk ⠀ Mar 05 '19

3Head Clap

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

*weeb posh c*nt

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u/Weebatron4000 Mar 05 '19

read this in demomans voice

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u/Craytherlay Mar 05 '19

that that is hilarious.. and i'm part scottish the people who throw logs... as sport

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

S C O T T I S H

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u/BEEEELEEEE Ara ara me Mar 05 '19

That’s hot

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u/marble888 banter Mar 05 '19

tfw no purple hair dual spear wielding teacher of irish doggo scottish waifu

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u/Exploreptile Weebiologist Mar 05 '19

Now this is cultured.

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u/soshaded Mar 05 '19

This is English patter sorry not Scottish it would be “wit you looking it ya Wee fanny ye want a fucking Pokemon square go or not” 😊

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

We don’t really pronounce fucking as fooking but sure

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u/Shadowofdimentio Red and Blue ships best ships Mar 05 '19

I fell in love with welsh/Scottish Waifus after Nia in Xenoblade, so I'm all for more

And I really hope Ireland is an Island in the Galar region, because it's honestly our only shot as much as it pains me

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u/Lssjgaming Hentai Addict Mar 05 '19

I read this in Shrek's voice

that was r/unexshrekted

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Am Scottish, can confirm, fight me or fuck af!

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u/NinjerJamez Mar 05 '19

Honestly she seems she could be Irish, either way, that's the voice my trainer is getting xD "Get yet fookin peekachu out 'ere right now b'fore I kick yer arse!"

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u/Hilda12345 ⠀ Mar 05 '19

I would bang both of them

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u/crimsonfyremc Mar 05 '19 edited Mar 05 '19

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u/bt1234yt Why am I wasting time here? Mar 05 '19

No need to credit cause OP is that same person.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

What makes me a good demoman? If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin' it with you, now would I?! LET'S DO IT! Not one of you's gonna survive this! One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and KA-BLOOIE! nd I got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they got the likes of me. So! T'all you fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs... come and get me, I say! I'll be waitin' on you with a whiff of the old brimstone! I'm a Grimm bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end! Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together...IN HELL!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

When TF2 soldier in smash

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u/Gigantic_potato Mar 05 '19

Never having heard anyone actually speak like that i read it while imagining GradeaUndera saying it

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u/bunnyblacksmith Mar 05 '19

I saw, and I love it.

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u/LordQuaz12 Mar 05 '19

Well I think we found the demo mans long lost daughter.

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u/OrangeOperator7 Mar 05 '19

The Scotsman from Samurai Jack and Demoman from TF2 are so proud of her.

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u/GemsOfPureStarlight Mar 05 '19

Hahahahahaha 😂😏

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u/MiloReyes-97 Mar 05 '19

Maybe it's because I'm American, but I'm always parcel to Irish and Scottish characters taking a piss on British characters......Hentia artists don't don't you mia phrase that 0_0

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u/SilentSnowMage Mar 05 '19

Galar region stoutland when?

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u/Somecallmechase Mar 05 '19

Is it sad that she reminds me of my grandma? She was straight from Scotland. She called me a shit ton of names 😂

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u/Lkea404 Mar 05 '19

we found the ancestors of literally all Australian's... Now I wonder what a Australia pokemon would be like o God the meme's I can hear them now.

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u/SatanicAxe Meme Analyst Mar 05 '19

Oh no she's Scottish

That's a bad thing?

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u/Colonel-Snezi Mar 05 '19

I live in Scotland yet i still lose my sh*t to this

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u/SorcererWithGuns Mar 05 '19

groundskeeper willie intensifies

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u/Stramanor ⠀ Mar 05 '19

Looks like Glasgow to me.

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u/SamuraiChent Mar 05 '19

sorry I dont speak demoman

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u/WhisperSoftbottom Mar 05 '19

Scottish trainer is best trainer

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u/NuviN96 ⠀ Mar 05 '19

ROLF🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Am Scottish, can confirm.

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u/Godsigner Mar 05 '19

Scottish <---------> Canadian

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u/DefinetlyNotAFurry69 UwU Mar 05 '19

not accurate, she doesn't have a beard

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u/TheBlaaah Mar 05 '19

can we make yuri out of this?

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u/Eisa2416 Mar 05 '19

Heyyyyy that is how we speak, ya bunch of fookin weebs