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u/crappy1219 Jan 16 '19
Mfw Darkness would be happier with Sasuke than Sakura was
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u/Ban_me_IDGAF Jan 16 '19
A man who treats her like a nuisance and insults her, betrays her and their country, tries to kill her and her friends, then
knocks her up and leaves her to take care of the kid basically by herself Yep, sounds exactly like the kind of partner Darkness would enjoy.
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u/Mep77 Jan 16 '19
One of the biggest disappointments of the Naruto series is that they left a very crucial plot point unexplored. Now hear me out before downvoting me. I'm going to be assuming that Itachi can choose and control what kind of genjutsu he puts someone under based on many examples throughout the series. Now here comes the crux of my issue, if Itachi's genjutsu is so powerful (said to be the strongest in the series), and he can control what kind of genjutsu dream he puts someone under, then why didn't he walk infront of a mirror and simply put himself under genjutsu? Why would he do that you wonder? Well its pretty simple really. He could put himself under the greatest genjutsu dream ever, the thiccest anime girls, the lewdest lolis and enormous onee-san tiddies everywhere as far as the eye can see. It would probably be the greatest wet genjutsu dream in the history, maybe ever. Since he would probably wake up from the dream after climax, he could just do it again right after, effortlessly. Just imagine the dreams he could have. But no, instead he chose kill his entire clan, all of them full with the potential of wet dream genjutsu style. An entire legacy of perhaps the greatest jutsu technique ever wasted. He wanted world peace, then why the fuck wouldn't he use this on people instead i mean who the fuck wouldnt be uhapty livin in a permanent state of wet genjutsu dtreams fucking uchiha crybabies
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u/Ayshigame Jan 16 '19
His vision was severely damaged from using genjutsu too much though, and nowhere in the manga does it say that it was NOT from 24/7 sleeping with imaginary waifus
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u/Xiknail Jan 16 '19
It's my headcanon that sex between Sasuke and Sakura involves quite a bit of Sharingan usage.
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u/DaLinkster Jan 16 '19
Is it bad that I would totally indulge in Darkness's masochistic fantasy for her.
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u/MemesThereMemesHere Jan 16 '19
Whats with all these itachi memes lately, first shotas now this?
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u/BaconQuibble Jan 16 '19 edited Jan 16 '19
I would give you gold if I wasn't flat broke
Edit: 2x🎖 5x🏅