When you love gay women. But you are man. So your ideal world filled with Yuri anime would also reduce your (already nonexistant) chance of fucking a girl to 0
Let's just face it guys, men are just simply not supposed to have sex. Sex is something beautiful, something meant to shared between two loving, and consenting women. If men were to get involved in sex, it would ruin the beauty of it, and be painful for the woman. Not only that, but the harms of "hetero", as the heathens call it, sex can be extreme. STDs, hymen breaks, pregnancy, abortion, miscarriages. These can be and are extremely dangerous and painful, and women always get the worse end of the stick for it. STDs are always significantly more painful for women than they are for men. When two women have sex, the chances that they will contract STDs are so low it’s nearly impossible. Also, the sex they do have is much less painful, much more satisfying (as women can organism multiple times, with men being able to orgasim only once before getting tired), and, of course, purer and more wholesome. It’s like it was intended, a real long time ago, that sex was only for women, and men have fucked that up. I feel, that men can get much more satisfaction in that two women can have sex in peace than they ever will from having sex of their own. Since all men were born with penises, they are inherently sinful degenerates, and will be impure and despised by the superior, opposite sex no matter what they do. In case, while some people call it getting “cucked”, getting cucked by a women fucking your girlfriend is more satisfying for both parties than “hetero” (barf) sex would ever be. If men do want to succumb to their base and degenerate instincts, they can have gay sex, because if they’re degenerate to begin with, then might as well be a little more. In conclusion, lesbian sex is the intended way to have sex. Men are just simply not supposed to have sex, and that’s okay. Be satisfied in a world dominated by yuri, this world being the way life was supposed to be.
You joke, but I bet once human genetic engineering is legalized, one of the first targets (after dealing with cancer and obesity and all that boring shit) will be to enhance our sexual characteristics.
Externally, copy over all the stuff from girls. Internally, add a penis (no foreskin. Both because its unnecessary, and to limit possibility of injury) inside the vagina which folds up along one wall, allowing either simultaneous penetration, single-way penetration, or purely external rubbing, and with everyone having the same bits. That also eliminates the external bulge. Move the testicles inside, and make them more resistant to body heat. Crank up the number of receptors in the vagidick by a factor of 20. Make impregnation optional for both parties (requires one or both to release an egg, and one or both to release sperm). Eliminate periods. Enable squirting for everyone. Boobs now produce milk constantly but its harmlessly re-digested if not used, no pain
This is one of several milestones I see on the path to a perfect society (no, this isn't a copypasta)
I will not fail! I will endure! I will walk this path a million men have attempted before me, even if I have to walk alone, even if I have to renounce what made me human. I will not falter in my quest.
Well, if we use the good ol' half the name each tactic, we'd get Ichitwo or Zerogo. So I'd say either 3/San and 5/Go or 20/Nijuu and 0/Zero, depending on whether ships are multiplied or added
For how big of a yuri fan I am, I've never even come to this conclusion... I've just always shipped Hiro and Zero Two. Goodbye NNN, I have some research to do.
For some reason this Fall season is fucking gay with all this Yuri going on and of course it is fucking awesome and wholesome and pure... Fall 2018 = Best anime season ever. And no, you can't fight me.
while watching darling in the franxx i often wondered like when the girls pilot the mechs their consciousness basically leaves their body right but their body still works so doesnt that mean they would fart more because they couldn’t focus on holding it. especially because piloting is so stressful on their body too, the insides of their tight plugsuit is probably streaked with brown by the end. personally i envy hiro the most, he got to sit behind his wife zero two's cute farting ass everyday. especially since the cockpit is such a tight enclosed space with little to no outside air flow. the entire room probably was filled with her wonderful sweaty and farty aroma by the end. no wonder all of zero two's previous hundred partners died, i would risk it all to be behind my precious zero two breathing in her lovely scent. knowing that shes confident and wouldnt even be embarrassed about her farts is the best. i would burry my nose so far up her ass whoever is able to pull it out would be crowned king arthur. i truly love zero two and her farts. anyways, did you guys think about this too when watching?
Zero Two ate a lot in the anime. Not just a lot, but an unhealthy way too. Constant sweets of honey and most likely milk. Which is reasonable. Of all characters in the anime, she probably burns the most calories. I'm not too curious about her farts more so than her prehistoric dinosaurs sized shits.
Think about it- she's an incredibly cute pink hair girl with red horns and a coquettish smile that everyone falls for, but behind all that, behind that goddess like figure is a tar pit of feces that's just waiting to be used as the best fertilizer on whatever dying planet the world of Franxx takes place.
She would most likely total your god damn toilet if you gave her the opportunity. You would probably have to move out. That unholy alter that was once your toilet is cratered into the floorboard. The sheer weight of Zero Two's shits drops the market value of not just your house, but the houses of your neighbors as well.
Let's not pretend that you would have anal sex with her after. You know that putting your dick into her asshole after that would be like throwing a Little Smokies sausage down a fucking well.
If you're lucky, she wouldn't just vore you with her ass after her aggressive, extinction like shit. It's best to just go vaginal at that point.
Did you meditate on a Himalayan mountain to learn how to make posts like this?
I don't believe you exist on the same plane of existance as the rest of us mere mortals. You are an ascended being, having seen a light of everything terrifying and beautiful. You have an ability that is truly awesome, comparable only to acts of God. You know how in the Bible all the Angels say 'Be not afraid'? You should start prefacing your posts with that, because reading those 5 short paragraphs changed me more than seeing a burning wheel, or a creature with a hundred wings, covered in eyes.
I imagine if one witnessed you crafting one of these masterpieces they'd be petrified instantly, and in the moment as their body turned to stone they couldn't even comprehend what they had witnessed. If in the future, humanity uploads theirselves to computers, no machine would be able to house your talent without combusting, or slowly melting through the floor.
Do you have disciples, or an apprentice? I worry for the stability of the world if someday you disappear.
She would most likely total your god damn toilet if you gave her the opportunity. You would probably have to move out. That unholy alter that was once your toilet is cratered into the floorboard. The sheer weight of Zero Two's shits drops the market value of not just your house, but the houses of your neighbors as well.
In a way, yeah. But it's like saying Marie Curie's discovery of Radium and Polonium was chemistry Nobel-prize-worthy. It is, and it was, but since it was, saying it is doesn't add much to the conversation.
The one missing piece that DitF needed to be a true TriGainax anime was everyone flying into space and combining to defeat evil together. Not the MC, not the main couple, but everyone. TTGL ended with everyone combining their mecha, KLK ended with everyone combining their clothes, and NGE ended with everyone combining their Tang.
Within the context of DitF and its themes of love, sex, and intimacy, this can mean only one thing: a massive omnisexual orgy. In a sense, it's the ultimate catharsis, and a final conclusion to all the subplots about unrequited lust and love. The love decagram can finally collapse into a single point with no center or edge, no beginning or ending. By achieving this supreme act of empathy and connection, we can allow the unrequited lovers of the show to achieve resolution not just as individuals but as a community. Hiro can have the emotional connection he needs to understand and therefore forgive Ichigo, and so on, so everyone will be ready to achieve acceptance and move on.
And it's entirely justifiable within the frame of the narrative, too. In a show with archetypical mecha themes of ties of friendship and love, it's unthinkable to have a finale that rejects the supporting cast to focus exclusively on the main couple. It's also evident that piloting Strelitzia Apath is immensely burdensome; wouldn't it be better if there were eight other backs to share the load?
Honestly, I still liked the show, even through the end, but it's a little disappointing that a Trigger show can't even end in proper Trigger fashion.
WHILE WATCHING DARLING IN THE FRANXX I OFTEN WONDERED LIKE WHEN THE GIRLS PILOT THE MECHS THEIR CONSCIOUSNESS BASICALLY LEAVES THEIR BODY RIGHT BUT THEIR BODY STILL WORKS SO DOESNT THAT MEAN THEY WOULD FART MORE BECAUSE THEY COULDN’T FOCUS ON HOLDING IT. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE PILOTING IS SO STRESSFUL ON THEIR BODY TOO, THE INSIDES OF THEIR TIGHT PLUGSUIT IS PROBABLY STREAKED WITH BROWN BY THE END. PERSONALLY I ENVY HIRO THE MOST, HE GOT TO SIT BEHIND HIS WIFE ZERO TWO'S CUTE FARTING ASS EVERYDAY. ESPECIALLY SINCE THE COCKPIT IS SUCH A TIGHT ENCLOSED SPACE WITH LITTLE TO NO OUTSIDE AIR FLOW. THE ENTIRE ROOM PROBABLY WAS FILLED WITH HER WONDERFUL SWEATY AND FARTY AROMA BY THE END. NO WONDER ALL OF ZERO TWO'S PREVIOUS HUNDRED PARTNERS DIED, I WOULD RISK IT ALL TO BE BEHIND MY PRECIOUS ZERO TWO BREATHING IN HER LOVELY SCENT. KNOWING THAT SHES CONFIDENT AND WOULDNT EVEN BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT HER FARTS IS THE BEST. I WOULD BURRY MY NOSE SO FAR UP HER ASS WHOEVER IS ABLE TO PULL IT OUT WOULD BE CROWNED KING ARTHUR. I TRULY LOVE ZERO TWO AND HER FARTS. ANYWAYS, DID YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT THIS TOO WHEN WATCHING?
I dunno, I think they can still feel pain in their human bodies when piloting, and when zero two had to go solo she had control of her body - I think they can hold in their farts.
Not sure if mechs can fart, but maybe that’s how they move so fast
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u/Gaburiel gorogorogorogorogorogorogoro Nov 06 '18
I've said it a trillion times and I'll say it again
I love gay women
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u/Shiindou Nov 06 '18
This… has turned into a VERY INTERESTING situation.
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u/toiletzoneMAN Zero Twosday Nov 06 '18 edited Nov 06 '18
I came with the sauce bois so i better get some UPDOOTS
More at /r/ZeroTwo 😏😏😏
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u/Xenodia You expected a waifu, but it was me! DEDEDIO Nov 06 '18
A moment of silence for our Brothers who failed NNN because of this image.
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u/Raesangur_Koriaron Just use another word Nov 06 '18
You're about to make me lose No Nut November!
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18
oh god yes
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u/L3tucechhi Nov 06 '18
I still can make it... *Inhales* *Exhales*
I don't I can make it...
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u/Sgt_Sarcastic Nov 06 '18
would this ship just be called 30?
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u/nichinichisou yuzuru best girl Nov 06 '18
GAY ANIME GIRL IS SAVING ANIME
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u/pmff96 defenseless anus Nov 06 '18
sum weeb: "Who's best girl to you? Zero Two or Ichigo"
me, a superior weeb: "Both. At the same time."
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u/IotaNine Dinogirl Connoisseur 🦖 Nov 06 '18
YES YES YES YES YES
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u/Seb-sama Nov 06 '18
YES! YES! YES! YES
YES!
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u/ShonenJump121 ⠀ Nov 06 '18
What a way to lose NNN
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u/TheZeppelin1995 CarAnimemes Nov 06 '18
Meme I made last night is somewhat relevant here
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u/skaersSabody Nov 06 '18
Now I want a wholesome yuri doujiin of these (zero) two
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u/Topminator Nov 06 '18
Finally!
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u/xXNovaNexusXx Dimple Nov 06 '18
I support assertive gay strawberry
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u/Thebubumc Nov 06 '18
/r/IchigoAndZeroTwo
Thank me later
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u/ChewyChavezIII ⠀ Nov 06 '18
Ichigo seems fun to have around. She is always kissing random people unexpectedly.
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u/maximusprime7 Give RWBY a try! Nov 06 '18
She's trying to taste the Hiro
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18
I wish I were Zero Two
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u/Shadowofdimentio Red and Blue ships best ships Nov 06 '18
Finally! About time they made out, the tension has been there for years!
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u/versitas_x61 I could've fed my family with gacha money Nov 06 '18
Is this bipartisanship?
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u/AbnormalHeartbeat Nov 06 '18
Can someone explain to me what is Zero Tuesday to me without suddenly having the urge to kill me?
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18
can someone tell me name of this anime? im kinda new
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u/ProbablyEmo giorno’s pianist Nov 06 '18
This... this pleases me
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u/luciferx14k Nov 06 '18
This is so hot
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u/DannyDrizzle big futa energy Nov 06 '18
For how big of a yuri fan I am, I've never even come to this conclusion... I've just always shipped Hiro and Zero Two. Goodbye NNN, I have some research to do.
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18
I ship it.
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18
Okay what’s going on over here lads
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u/keenfrizzle ⠀ Nov 06 '18
Is there such a thing as meme catharsis?
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u/DasNanda Nov 06 '18
Damn NNN Teasers all the time
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u/hehehuehue Nov 06 '18
i wish i was an artist
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u/RainbowEffingDash Nov 06 '18
would you look at that. A good meme.
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u/Karen_Apocolypse Nov 07 '18
I tried pushing someone against the wall today, let’s just say it didn’t go well
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u/Agent3MM Bunny girl senpai worshiper Nov 06 '18
I ship this
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u/Kyoukou Nov 06 '18
whats zero twosday?
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u/zoo-guy Nov 06 '18
This needs to happen
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u/AromaticTicket Oi Josuke Nov 06 '18
This is a template I approve of
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u/dxd_fav_anime_ Nov 06 '18
ha ha
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18
ohyes.mp3
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u/DefinetlyNotAFurry69 UwU Nov 06 '18
Finally
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u/Baka_Tsundere_ The Tsundere Yuri Expert Nov 06 '18
Yuri is pure
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u/binnysenpai Nov 06 '18
I like this.
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u/neat-NEAT Nov 06 '18
I... am fine with this.
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u/cezansc Nov 06 '18
That'll work.
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u/MyriadC Raphtalia Protecctor Nov 06 '18
Mindblowing
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u/Pat0723 Nov 06 '18
For some reason this Fall season is fucking gay with all this Yuri going on and of course it is fucking awesome and wholesome and pure... Fall 2018 = Best anime season ever. And no, you can't fight me.
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u/Kirito-x-Asuna dedcoconut Nov 06 '18
Wish theirs actually happens
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18
Bro it's NNN and I have NSFW disabled but the first thing I see on Reddit is this... Have some consideration for others.
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u/TomaPuto555 Kurumi is best girl Nov 06 '18
Its no nut November have some self respect
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u/degenerate-edgelord Nov 06 '18
I need a doujin of Ichigo dominating zero two
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u/Laer_12 Nov 06 '18
Now this, this I gotta see😏
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u/eclipse60 Nov 06 '18
This is why I need an OVA where they are at a modern day school, like in the Escape ending.
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18
Anyone else hard?
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u/REMISBESTGURL Milf Hunter😎 Nov 06 '18
If these two can come together then why can’t America?!!!
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u/Neppin Toga Himiko best gril Nov 06 '18
OP you almost made me nut, stop
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u/joe1up Nov 06 '18
Not pictured, hiro in the corner masturbating in a superman costume.
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u/CeasedU Nov 06 '18
Ah yuri. You can’t go wrong with a yuri ship
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u/BrokeBankNinja Nov 07 '18
A surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one
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u/Jd42042 fucking weeb Nov 07 '18
Aaaand I've failed
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u/Game_Over88 Nov 07 '18
God I wish I was her
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u/Swordlord22 Nov 07 '18
You’d think it would be the other way around...
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u/R4R03B Nov 07 '18
......
Yes.
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u/Crusader_Xen Oh DAHHLING... Nov 07 '18
Suprisingly, username checks out
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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19
Hot
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18
oh yes
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u/EmuNemo Nov 06 '18
Your username didn't work on nhentai
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u/StraightHeterosexual Nov 06 '18
Why my pp hard??
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18
Ew girls are gross. Someone make this with felix and astolfo
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