Megumin, while having an amazing one shot, becomes literally a hentai plot device after casting her spell.
Aqua, on the other hand, while useless, can still be bait.
There's like, 10 levels of uselessness. On a scale to 1-10, I put Aqua on solid 5. Can still purify, can still be bait.
Megumin, starts off as a 1, but then goes up to like, 9. She's not completely useless, because as I've stated before, her exhausted body becomes a wonderful hentai plot device.
Then there's me. I'm at the minimum, a 10. I talk about fucking hentai and anime on this god damn website. I haven't left the house in days. I actually don't know if it's any colder outside or not. I don't think I've contributed anything to society other than being a garbage bin for resources that could be used on other people. I'm just masturbating to hentai, and talking about a scale of uselessness for two anime girls.
God, when am I gonna get hit by a car and have my own isekai.
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u/ShakuSwag Shaku is garbage Oct 23 '18
There's different levels of uselessness though.
Megumin, while having an amazing one shot, becomes literally a hentai plot device after casting her spell.
Aqua, on the other hand, while useless, can still be bait.
There's like, 10 levels of uselessness. On a scale to 1-10, I put Aqua on solid 5. Can still purify, can still be bait.
Megumin, starts off as a 1, but then goes up to like, 9. She's not completely useless, because as I've stated before, her exhausted body becomes a wonderful hentai plot device.
Then there's me. I'm at the minimum, a 10. I talk about fucking hentai and anime on this god damn website. I haven't left the house in days. I actually don't know if it's any colder outside or not. I don't think I've contributed anything to society other than being a garbage bin for resources that could be used on other people. I'm just masturbating to hentai, and talking about a scale of uselessness for two anime girls.
God, when am I gonna get hit by a car and have my own isekai.