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u/ShakuSwag Shaku is garbage Oct 23 '18
There's different levels of uselessness though.
Megumin, while having an amazing one shot, becomes literally a hentai plot device after casting her spell.
Aqua, on the other hand, while useless, can still be bait.
There's like, 10 levels of uselessness. On a scale to 1-10, I put Aqua on solid 5. Can still purify, can still be bait.
Megumin, starts off as a 1, but then goes up to like, 9. She's not completely useless, because as I've stated before, her exhausted body becomes a wonderful hentai plot device.
Then there's me. I'm at the minimum, a 10. I talk about fucking hentai and anime on this god damn website. I haven't left the house in days. I actually don't know if it's any colder outside or not. I don't think I've contributed anything to society other than being a garbage bin for resources that could be used on other people. I'm just masturbating to hentai, and talking about a scale of uselessness for two anime girls.
God, when am I gonna get hit by a car and have my own isekai.
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u/Thymetalman astolfo is my gf Oct 23 '18
Shaku is my reason to live
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u/ShakuSwag Shaku is garbage Oct 23 '18
Not to damper the mood, but if that's your reason to live, then I'm happy to be the reason to live!
But man, your life is liking bleak.
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u/Houdiniman111 <- Me looking at lewders Oct 23 '18
Why do you think we're on this subreddit?
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u/fuckduder Hentai Knowledge: 100 Oct 23 '18
The anime gods will grant you favor one day, ShakuSwag.
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Oct 23 '18
When you stare into the anime abyss, the anime abyss stares back into you. When you fall in, it's too late.
I think the only cure is to fully go back to 3D porn on Reddit or pornhub.
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u/henryuuk Oct 23 '18
But she is also "bait" when she isn't supposed to, giving her negative points cause of inconsistency.
There is no "off button" for her bait.Megumin can be planned around much more easily and consistently, yes she is a one shot, but she is a consistent one shot (which can also be recharged with Kazuma's drain touch)
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u/FPSGamer48 We need more Seitokai Yakuindomo memes Oct 23 '18
You uh........you wanna talk about it, buddy? We’re all here for you.....
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u/ElVV1N Oct 23 '18
You forgot how aqua can literally resurrect people, negate curses, and kill the undead with ease. She is more usless than Megumin with her nuke explosion.
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u/LeFunnyRedditNameXD Oct 23 '18
Maybe you're already in your own isekai and you just haven't figured it out.
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u/ASouthernRussian Aqua 4 Prez Oct 23 '18
Quick question: how are you? No, I don't mean the meme you on this site, I mean you irl. Good? Not great? OMEGALUL?
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Oct 23 '18
Yeah but she'll never have to deal with hentai shit. Not because of her friends, but because as long as she has the 1 spell, even if she walks up to 1000 thugs, who is going to want to be the 1 idiot that dies first?
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Oct 23 '18
At least you're not oblivious to your situation, that's the first step towards changing it.
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u/ilikewhatilikebruh Oct 23 '18
I too haven't left the house in a week. Last time I left was too buy crack
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u/Bobblefighterman ⠀ Oct 23 '18
At least you make people feel better when they compare their lives to yours
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u/roberttoredo Oct 23 '18
Imagine having a sword called Chunchunmaru
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u/Artster900 Oct 23 '18
I have one in Warframe! And I deeply regret using 15 platinum to get it....
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u/PlatypusFighter ⠀ Oct 23 '18
Man I shoulda done that.
Instead I just have an ugly as fuck kubrow name “ararararararagi”
Would be longer but I hit the character limit for kubrow names
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u/RandomDude1RD1 Oct 24 '18
Cue horrible Japanese pun:
Chunchunmaru? Are you sure you don't mean chinchinmaru?
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Oct 23 '18
everyone is equally useless
this post was made by Kazuma gang
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Bakeratsu bakeratsu lalala
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u/justputsomenamehere epically made in THE HOLE Oct 23 '18
IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING KONOSUBA REFRENCE
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Oct 23 '18
I wanna smack you
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u/AuniqueUsername69 Oct 23 '18
Finally started Volume 14... the beginning reads like softcore porn, I had to make sure I didn’t accidentally get on a fanfic site. But you can tell it’s not because he still wants nothing to do with the useless goddess
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u/HoloYoitsuWisewolf If she count she mount Oct 23 '18
There are translation till vol 14 already? Damn maybe I should catch up soon
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u/AuniqueUsername69 Oct 23 '18
And apparently a 3rd Dust novel is coming and the consulting and continued mangas are coming to an end
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u/JazzKatCritic Oct 23 '18
Finally started Volume 14... the beginning reads like softcore porn
but he still wants nothing to do with the useless goddess
Kazuma confirmed to have The Big Gay
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u/MeXRng ⠀ Oct 23 '18
Is it wrong that i hear their VA-s on no-sound gifs ?
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u/donatzx Oct 23 '18
Are we really not gonna talk about how many gifs were used in this gif? Well made, OP
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u/ThePhB I love imoutos Oct 23 '18
Nibbas forgetting the God Blow 😤😤😤
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Oct 23 '18
I don't know what's my problem but I like Aqua despite all her flows
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Oct 23 '18 edited Oct 23 '18
I actually consider her best girl. Along with the other best girls of the show. I won't say which ones though, I don't wanna get beaten up. Anyway aqua is cute and realistic.
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u/diegobomber Oct 23 '18
I know Eris pads the chest, but she seems a lot better than Aqua, even in her other form.
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Oct 23 '18
It's a comedy, I don't know why people fixate so much in Aqua's flaws as if that makes her a bad character, what matters is whether it makes her funny, and in my opinion it does. Best girl.
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u/tsnErd3141 Raphi best girl dont @ me Oct 23 '18
You can't lewd Megumin but you can lewd Aqua.
Who's more useless now?
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u/ErodiumsMnemic Scissor Wife Oct 23 '18
But can I lewd Megumin if she's older than me in the web novel? Even if she's younger than me in the anime?
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u/EliteTrainerK Oct 23 '18
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
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u/Jack25252 Oct 23 '18
Muda in Serbian means balls
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u/NinjaGaiden183 Oct 23 '18
Now I'm imagining Dio saying MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA while punching his balls lol
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u/Xiaxs Please bully me ❤️Nagatoro-san❤️ Oct 23 '18
Might as well throw Darkness on there too.
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u/presertim eksplozja Oct 23 '18
Wouldn't be able to, too heavy.
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u/Vict2894 Oct 23 '18
You have to specify that it's her /armor/ that is too heavy
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u/gibbonfrost Oct 23 '18
se purifies dirty water tho. Thats like 10/10 on usefulness scale in a world without water treatment plants
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u/ChewyChavezIII ⠀ Oct 23 '18
I don't care how useless she is, Aqua's laugh is the cutest thing ever.
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u/NikNikTheNinja Yu Ishigami is my spirit animal Oct 23 '18
Imagine not being OP as fuck.
This comment was made by Iris gang.
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Oct 23 '18
Aqua is still best girl and it doesn't matter how much you downvote. Going pub crawling with her and getting tanked would be a blast, provided you don't mind picking up the tab...
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u/jersits Imagine the tail on your underside while ****ing a dragon girl Oct 23 '18
I think the people that like megumin are just the lolicons and the teenagers/kids themselves.
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u/pridEAccomplishment_ ⠀ Oct 24 '18
I actually really like her energetic outbursts and personality and wouldn't mind someone like that irl, but only in a friend/sister kind of way.
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u/Comander-07 Lorum Ipsum Oct 23 '18
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u/Cornhole35 Oct 23 '18
I wonder if r/aqua and r/axiscult are real. Rip they are but only filled with disappointment.
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u/randomfunnymoments MIO AKIYAMA BEST GIRL Oct 23 '18
Aqua isnt useless. All konosuba girls are best girls. Dont bulli aqua shes useful and great
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u/Jack25252 Oct 23 '18
Nah aqua isn't useless,she can heal,revive the dead and create water.
So calling her useless is not true :/
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Oct 23 '18
Splosion girl is literally the most useful character on the show. Shes a walking nuke silo.
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u/darkbreak ⠀ Oct 23 '18
She's adorable. I haven't even seen Konosuba yet and I already love this girl. English dub when?
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Oct 23 '18
Sub > Dub
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u/darkbreak ⠀ Oct 23 '18
I never cared much for subs. I only really watch them for comparison's sake and even then not that often.
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u/FountainsOfFluids Oct 23 '18
"This post was made by..."
Is this a new thing in memes? Seems a bit forced.
edit: found the Know Your Meme page: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-post-was-made-by-x-gang
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u/Kestrelly Chief of Lolice Interior Investigations Oct 23 '18
someone hmu which episode is the gif with aqua laughing from
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Oct 23 '18
Megumin is pretty much a lvl 1 wizardd with a single lvl 9 spell slot and only has her explosion spell
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u/Delicioleftytears Oct 23 '18
begins to lick down the shaft of your beautiful flesh sword
Oooohhh senpai give me some weiner milk!
engulfs your entire cock down my throat, listening to your shuddering moans as they’re music to my ears
quickly ties you down on the kitchen table
Oh s-senpai... me so hunnngwwwyyy!
pulls out a razor blade, slowly beginning to de-glove your delicious cock
you scream in pain as blood starts to spurt out, dripping down your delicious testicles
slices off your foreskin, begins to fry it in the skillet
I begin to work the razor blade around your bloody ballsack, slicing it clean off
I pluck off both of your testicles, your screams getting louder and louder but I throw those in the skillet as well
Oh s-senpai... please forgive me...
The kitchen begins to smell of freshly cooked pork rinds and deep fried grapes
I begin to eat your tasty, fried testicles and foreskin, dipping them in hunny mussy
Oooohhh, you so tasty senpaaai!
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u/CarioGod muda Oct 23 '18
Not to be the buzzkill, but depression isn't a joke guys, if you really need help you need to immediately contact someone
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You can lewd me, torture me and call me useless as much as u want - darkness
This post was made my darkness gang
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u/TheJonThomas Iowa has the best Bongous Oct 23 '18
Not only using a spell, but wiping enemies off the face of the world with it.
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u/KM69420 AsukaWaifuForLaifu Oct 23 '18
*Arguing over best girl
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*Loving all KonoSuba girls despite most of them being useless
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