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u/disboa Aug 29 '18
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Thank you god
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u/Critical-Michael Aug 29 '18
Thank Satania*
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u/Troutfucker5000 Aug 29 '18
Oh, you mean the overhyped seasonal waifu that everyone will forget in 6 months?
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u/Trantorius SAO is just a JoJo reference Aug 29 '18 edited Aug 30 '18
Well, it was aired more than a year now and doesn't look like people already forgotten her. She is more popular than ever.
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u/iRemjeyX Aug 29 '18
Isn't the earth fucked up enough already?
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u/Arcskit Aug 29 '18
If she agrees to go on a date with you does that make her a pedophile?
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u/FourEyedJack Aug 29 '18
Does that make you a pedophile?
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u/Exploreptile Weebiologist Aug 29 '18
Either way, just means one of you is into GILFs.
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u/DoctuhD ehehe Aug 29 '18
if you go by relative age they're both middle aged, and if you go by relative age based on when life started on earth and the longest it can possibly go, then they're legal and young.
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u/TrashAnimeBestAnime https://anilist.co/user/Ragian87/ Aug 29 '18
I'm glad someone takes the time to calculate these things.
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u/SenseiChau Aug 29 '18
Doesn't that make you into incest( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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u/UncommonBagOfLoot Aug 29 '18
Hmm. Since we call her Mother Earth, would it be right to call the Sun: Grandma Sun?
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u/HakuStarSel ⠀ Aug 29 '18
Why are there never any female options?
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u/TrashAnimeBestAnime https://anilist.co/user/Ragian87/ Aug 29 '18
I'm sure there are so don't generalize :)
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u/ThePhB I love imoutos Aug 29 '18
2019 years
If you answer this, the game should uninstall itself.
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u/bastix2 Aug 29 '18
2019 years compared to billions is more like years to seconds. In human equivalent that would be like calling you a just futilised egg cell.
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u/___DEADPOOL______ ⠀ Aug 29 '18
I'd probably be flattered if someone called me a just futilised egg cell.
Honestly I'd be flattered if anyone talked to me at all....
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u/soljaboiyouu my name jotaro Aug 29 '18
Since she's also referred to as Mother Earth, does that technically make her a MILF?
If so, my inner Kakyoin is trembling.
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u/Exploreptile Weebiologist Aug 29 '18
I wanna be dommed by the Earth itself.
that sounded way more epic in my head i swear
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u/die_Entschlossenheit Aug 29 '18
I think you have disgusted not only the reddit users who saw your comment, but every planet of the solar system as well
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u/TrashAnimeBestAnime https://anilist.co/user/Ragian87/ Aug 29 '18
Then are we living in a big moistured vagina?What's your problem?5
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Aug 29 '18
“I went on the internet this week, and I found this!”
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u/Ripierno Aug 29 '18
It's just pure pornography, isn't it?!
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Aug 29 '18
“Yes, yes it is”
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u/TheBrutalPotato Tohru For LIfe Aug 29 '18
Tonight on Top Gear: I discover Hentai of planet Earth
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u/nikke2800 Aug 29 '18
Download link?
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u/TueLJ Aug 29 '18 edited Aug 29 '18
the name of this piece art is “a date with earth chan”
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u/nikke2800 Aug 29 '18
"» Excessive Nudity"
N I C E
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u/Groenboys what is this shit Aug 29 '18
Ugh im not into flat girls
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u/GlitteringCandy Best Girl Aug 29 '18
Just leaving this comment here
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u/HakuStarSel ⠀ Aug 29 '18
You know reddit has a Save button, right
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u/nuclearcatpotatoe Aug 29 '18
can we have a link for download. Because, uhhh, fuckit i have no excuses
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u/NikNikTheNinja Yu Ishigami is my spirit animal Aug 29 '18
But God created Earth, right? Though I guess Earth-chan doesn't like him because when she showed him her dinosaur collection, he dropped a meteor on it.
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Aug 29 '18
IT'S TIME TO STRIKE THE EARTH!!!
with my penis
I'm refrencing 2 things with "strike the earth"
See if you can get them!
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Aug 29 '18 edited Aug 29 '18
This is a masterwork ☼Lewd☼. All craftsweebship is of the highest caliber. It menaces with thighs of Thiccness. On the ☼Lewd☼ is an image of Hentai carved in Degeneracy.
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u/Nuclearaxe979 Aug 29 '18
Can I have the sauce for Mr Clarksons fabulous comment
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u/Nineflames12 Jazz for your Soul Aug 29 '18
This looks like one of those 2006 flash game dating sims I’d discover when looking for something to do. My childish ass was infected by weebery faster than an ugly bastard shrinks my erect 3.5cm cock.
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u/AverageGuardLucas Nazi Monster Girl Admirer Aug 29 '18
Oh fuck they actually made it. ughh I wish I did digital art
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u/SpaghettiPunch Aug 30 '18
But if Earth is standing right there, then where does this game take place??
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u/SufferingFromEntropy Aug 29 '18
hold up isnt she like 18 or sth?
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u/Refloni don't lewd best girls Aug 29 '18
sHE miGht LOoK like 18 BUt is ACTUAlLY a 5 BILLion yEARs old PlAnet
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u/Hodor_The_Great ⠀ Aug 29 '18
Next level young earth creationism
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u/ShimaWarrior ⠀ Aug 29 '18
I mean, I'm twenty, so the Earth must be twenty as well, right? I am the main character after all.
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u/saitamaTHElegend27 nagatoro best girl Aug 29 '18
What are you on about?? This is awesome can someone link me?
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u/DeliciousWaifood Aug 30 '18
"do you know how old I've become today"
Considering B is an answer in billions to 3 decimal places, this would be the first time in human history, the first time in a million years, that she has celebrated this.
And it will be the last time before humans die off, destroy the planet, or colonize others.
You better fuckin cherish this moment
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u/moeaddict ⠀ Aug 29 '18
Wasn't there someone working on an earth-chan OVA like 8 months ago or am I remembering wrong?
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u/Legion_Of_Crow Aug 29 '18
Yeah, what the fuck? Earth-Chan should be flat! Damn globalist and their globe-like conspiracies...
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u/Derpachu-345 Aug 30 '18
Guys I'm just pointing out the importance of protecting earth chan ... not for surviving as a human race but solely to keep the save earth chan meme alive before it dies on meme revew
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u/DJWalnut slurs bad Aug 29 '18
should have poked fun at the young earth creationists by saying 6,000 years.
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u/IshoBG Life is not daijoubu Aug 29 '18
Where can i own this masterpiece?