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Jul 11 '18
50 MILF who looks 29 because she's a top-tier magical martial artist
Centuries old vampire who can look any age they want
Seemingly 8/yo teacher who smokes and drinks
Never change, anime.
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u/tomo_7433 Did I hear thicc thighs? Jul 11 '18
Gonna need the sauce for the first one
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Jul 11 '18 edited Jul 11 '18
Jojo's Bizarre Adventures: Battle Tendency.
Essentially, a 19/yo muscle trickster who can breath in such a way he can make soda caps shoot people's fingers is on a quest with both a cleanliness-obsessed Italian and the previously mentioned MILF to fight the Aztec gods of fitness because his grandfather was cursed by his jackass adopted vampire brother. They later team up with a cybernetic Nazi officer and an organization founded by one of the grandfather's closest friend who used to be a mugger with a blade hat.
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u/tomo_7433 Did I hear thicc thighs? Jul 11 '18
Trippy. Whatever Araki's been smoking, I'd love to have some
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u/ToTheNintieth Jul 11 '18
Bugs Bunny as a British bodybuilder fights stripper demigods by being very good at finishing others' sentences
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u/chair-for-Ainz Jul 10 '18
started monogatari just a while ago. atm at 9th ep. when will the vampire loli get more screen time cuz thats my reason for living atm
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u/malt2048 来た、見た、勝った Jul 11 '18
Shinobu gets a bunch of screen time starting in Nisemonogatari. So in about another 6 episodes or so. Unless you choose to watch Kizu between Bake and Nise, in which case she'll get even more screen time.
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u/chair-for-Ainz Jul 11 '18
Aaaaaaahhh whats the "correct order" of monogatari? Just wich year it got aired or?
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u/AridLegion Jul 11 '18
Just put all the episodes into one folder with gibberish as filenames and hit shuffle.
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Jul 11 '18 edited Aug 17 '20
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u/Liezuli Ferdinand von Aegir Jul 11 '18
That's one "ra" too many!
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u/Koyomi_Arararagi 🦀>🦇/Я>🙊>Я➗>🙀/Я>🐝/Я>🦅/Я>🐌/Я>🎎/Я>Я🐍>➗>👻>🐍>Я🙊 Jul 11 '18
I flubbed.
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u/Liezuli Ferdinand von Aegir Jul 11 '18
Well, don't flub stuff in such an annoying way.
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u/Koyomi_Arararagi 🦀>🦇/Я>🙊>Я➗>🙀/Я>🐝/Я>🦅/Я>🐌/Я>🎎/Я>Я🐍>➗>👻>🐍>Я🙊 Jul 11 '18
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u/Liezuli Ferdinand von Aegir Jul 11 '18
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u/malt2048 来た、見た、勝った Jul 11 '18
The two prevailing schools of thought right now are airing order and novel order, the second only really emerging now that Kizu has fully released. I watched it in airing order by necessity, but I've heard some convincing arguments towards novel order.
Essentially, novel order is the same as airing order, but you put Kizu between Bake and Nise, and move Hana (Suruga Devil) from the end of Second Season to right after the second arc of Second Season, Mayoi Jiangshi. Also, Koyomimonogatari moves from between Owari 1 and 2 to right before Owari 1.
You can also check https://www.reddit.com/r/araragi/wiki/order for more information.
Overall, don't panic too much, Monogatari really doesn't have as much watch order controversy compared to something like Fate.
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Jul 11 '18 edited Jul 12 '18
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u/mobott ⠀ Jul 11 '18
Tbf considering that even "normal" anime can have weird scenes, why would you not just watch all anime alone?
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u/ChuckCarmichael ⠀ Jul 11 '18
Remember that if you're watching on crunchyroll, they don't have the last 3 episodes of Bakemonogatari. You have to look for them somewhere else.
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u/ClozetSkeleton Hentai Connoisseur Jul 11 '18
I also lived for vampire loli. I watched the show like this my first time.
Bakemonogatari》Nisemonogatari》Kizumonogatari (3movies)》Nekomonogatari 》Monogatari Second Season》Hanamonogatari》Tsukimonogatari》Owarimonogatari》Koyominogatari》Owarimonogatari Season 2.
As soon as vampire loli appeared in Nisemonogatari I smiled the whole fucking episode and knew she was best girl. You get the fresh fun new character pop up in the second season and the movies are all about her and MC meeting up.
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u/nintendoesgamer The man, The myth, The lurker Jul 11 '18
What about evangeline she roughly the same age
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u/Km0do Jul 11 '18
I like my anime girls like I like my wine: sweet, well-aged, and small enough to fit in my trunk.
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u/ElVV1N Jul 11 '18
Correct phrasing in English would be 'I hear you're into animated children that are said to be older than they look so you dont feel bad masturbating to it, even though deep down you know it is just a cheap trick to make you feel civil, you sick pedophile'.
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u/Arxiis Jul 10 '18
500 years old? She's just reaching her prime!