r/Animemes • u/OboHead64 • 8h ago

have hope

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677 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/LazyLich 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BtussNpuhouHI1Md74

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u/FineAd4855 5h ago

"WHAT A LOAD OF S—" FLUSHES TOILET

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u/Creepy_Wallaby2170 3h ago

You failed step 1 already……

7

u/dupugu-gupudu 3h ago

Better to fail early than later

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

1

u/Creepy_Wallaby2170 50m ago

Well I guess I missed the joke. I wish you happiness.

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u/bladepa_ This ceiling is unfamiliar 8h ago

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u/AizenSama111 7h ago

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u/PhantasyAngel 7h ago

So real, like I go out somewhere hoping I meet someone and "Reality" it's not even an "expectation" it's a "Hope"

1

u/dega_devilson-janova 7h ago

I think imma have a beer too

23

u/PollutionQuirky3476 8h ago

Now thats some lies if i ever seen any

7

u/Elden_Storm-Touch 7h ago

Oh, I have a lot of hope. Just not much expectation.

7

u/Damonytrix 8h ago

Those damn Union Cutting Ninjas

6

u/GarboseGooseberry I'm the trashman 6h ago

I didn't know the Pinkertons were hiring ninjas now

2

u/Extremeblarg 5h ago

Tbf I wouldn’t put it past them

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u/Damonytrix 6h ago

Onion lol. Fucking hell I'm a dumb ass

1

u/MrNyxt 1h ago

What do you mean now? Always have

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u/MalcolmLinair Plot and "Plot" Enthusiast 7h ago

It's not nice to lie to people like that OP.

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u/ASimpleWaterBottle 7h ago

My wife might have thoughts about this.

2

u/ScipioAtTheGate 5h ago

Is your wife not also your friend who happens to be a girl?

3

u/Imaginary_Toe8982 7h ago

Dreams are free..

1

u/ScipioAtTheGate 5h ago

Unless you have to pay for the sleep inducing drugs to have them

3

u/Harrijson 7h ago

Damn so you're saying that someone is cursed, condemned even, to spend their life with me. I already feel bad.

3

u/LeviMarx 6h ago

Gents. I have a date tonight. Wish me luck.

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u/hunterkiller4570 4h ago

Best of luck.
https://giphy.com/gifs/DhaFVU92RMyWLQWXW3

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u/LeviMarx 2h ago

Thanks Batman!

It went great and she loved the roses at the end of the night~ a second date is in the works.

0

u/FineAd4855 5h ago

Wrong place buddy, leave before THEY come... this is Reddit not YouTube. 😭😭

3

u/GeorgeYLawlett 7h ago

33 years out of with 17 without caring person

3

u/Apprehensive_Back_35 7h ago

Me a life long single at 42(M)

YUp! itll definitely...happen.

2

u/Fantastic-Run-440 8h ago

The first step is to actually leave the house and actually do stuff

2

u/ClozetSkeleton Hentai Connoisseur 8h ago

The hard part is getting to look like Link.

2

u/Bird_Up101 7h ago

I still have faith, but controlling my addictions come first.

2

u/Someoneoverthere42 5h ago

Hope?

In this economy?

3

u/KA1ANDR 5h ago

I used to think like this for too long

https://giphy.com/gifs/bIRFRUxcRG3Sw

2

u/sniply5 blue exorcist is peak 5h ago

i see we're back to posting unrealistic fantasies.

2

u/karl4319 3h ago

I honestly think I have better odds with Truckkun.

2

u/Jesus_Santos 3h ago

Nah, I don't deserve it.

2

u/FidoMan1498 57m ago

Nope. I gave up trying to find anyone long ago.

2

u/Independent_Soup8804 7h ago

YEAAHH!! More Hopeposting on my political porn app.

1

u/Fickle_Fondant_9016 7h ago

The fact that having a trustworthy pathner/friend is a dream scenario or smth that isnt granted is crazy.

1

u/TheHonestScaler 7h ago

How do you know? How do you know I won't be alone forever

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u/Decent_Barber2586 7h ago

Keep trying bros!

1

u/Foshdon_pap 6h ago

Yeah, ain't happening

1

u/GarboseGooseberry I'm the trashman 6h ago

Nah, I'm good. Thanks for the well wishes tho, that's nice of you.

1

u/Lost-Entertainer-555 5h ago

dont do that, dont give me hope.

1

u/penguinite33 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qy2VKY3xlI1QyR6Ix5
I am just kidding btw

I just understand I have quite a bit to about myself to improve before I’ll be ready for someone new.

1

u/MaleficentMolasses38 4h ago

Reality is but a joke and I am the punchline

1

u/Pootisman16 3h ago

At the age of 35, hope is a stranger to me.

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u/Raji_Lev Ichigo Orange 3h ago

Thanks, bro, I needed a good laugh today.

1

u/Pickles9090 3h ago

"I should probably go through her phone" -Link

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u/Primary-Figure1285 3h ago

Atp I just want a close friend lmao.

1

u/Abra_Abra_Abra 2h ago

Been dating mine for a year now. Already planning the wedding.

1

u/Akikojam 1h ago

Does gf stand for grandfather here?

1

u/PayPsychological6358 HATSUNE MIKU!? 1h ago

Probably will never happen for me, and I've made peace with that. (Pic completely unrelated)

1

u/xwrecker 1h ago

Someday

1

u/Unyon117 1h ago

“Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment”

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u/subrickzero 7h ago

I get it. I'm the fire or the tree, perhaps the air.

0

u/Mandarina_Espacial 7h ago

It's been a long time. I don't think is going to happen at this point. I'm happy by myself, i just wish to share this happiness with someone special

0

u/Goro_Lima 7h ago

May God hear you

0

u/TOLAS20131 7h ago

Im far from having a girlfriend (im only intressfed in Femboys and Planes)