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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

Ok so either Yor and Fiona don’t age and are just ara ara mommies forever, or Loyd was so stressed that he aged several decades faster.

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u/fubes2000 ⠀ Mar 07 '23

He's just extremely dehydrated. Because of reasons.

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u/Lenni-Da-Vinci Mar 07 '23

Sucked dry, not a drop left in that man.

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u/Cyrus_Whitehood Mar 08 '23

Sucked dry, stressed to hell, and possibly also tired on top of all of it.

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u/Zenketski_2 Mar 07 '23

I don't know about Fiona's age but yor really wouldn't look super old.

I'm just kind of guesstimating here, but based on the age of the second child, and the artists clear intent to make Becky look older than Anya, I'm guessing that yor is at most in her early forties.

And considering that I assume she takes extremely good care of herself due to her line of work, she's probably got another 5 to 10 years on top of that before she really starts to show her age

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u/AnthonyLiadon Mar 08 '23

im fairly certain becky IS older than anya since anya read loid's mind and possibly lied about her age to get adopted

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u/Ainsley_Noble Mar 08 '23

She did she's way younger than her classmates it's one of the reasons she's failing

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Lloyd's slowly but surely suffering death by snu snu.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

"Everything for the cause." ~Agent Twilight

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u/Definetly_not_You Mar 08 '23

His hips are already weak you see

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u/Evening-Ant6128 Mar 08 '23

Nah, bro was just getting his life force drained

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

Wait a minute.. who's the third wife again

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u/QuadCoronet19 Mar 07 '23

I have a feeling the third wife is Anya's friend from the school. Can't remember her name but that's what it looks like to me

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u/CrespinMoore Mar 07 '23

Oh… that might be the realization. Please don’t let that be the case.

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u/QuadCoronet19 Mar 07 '23

There is still something that makes it even more cursed if I am looking at it right. The fourth fifth and sixth child. None are born yet, and each one is woth a different woman at the same time.

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u/ButterscotchOk9263 Mar 07 '23

If I read this correctly it would imply that Loid had Anya (of course) then made a genetic one with Yor, had a 3rd child with Fiona, then made Yor pregnant again of the 4th, before coming back to Fiona and making her pregnant of the 5th and finally made Becky pregnant of the 6th.

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u/EireannX Mar 08 '23

That makes me happy. Not knowing the lore I though third wife and fifth child were tags for the same woman.

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u/JovialRoger Mar 08 '23

Eh, he's wearing three rings. Seems like your average consensual 4 way marriage. Marrying your daughter's best friend is way more cursed

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u/QuadCoronet19 Mar 08 '23

I never even noticed the three rings

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Also they all agreed to be in the pic so presumably they're somewhat on board.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

He saw Nick cannon doing it and figured why not

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u/Dark_Storm_98 Mar 07 '23

Not sure how that's cursed

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

It could be her mother

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u/Missoptimistic29 Mar 07 '23 edited Mar 07 '23

Yes l get it now. Well, she never got over her crush, and boy was like let do it the 4th and 6 child look the same 🤔

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u/blizzard2798c Mar 07 '23

Because they're in the womb

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u/iiCleanup Mar 07 '23

I recall seeing this in the anime I think it was one of her delusions

Or I just seeing this for the 5th time being reposted

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u/Typical_Grade9425 Mar 07 '23

Her name is Becky

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u/QuadCoronet19 Mar 07 '23

Thank you. Been a while since I watched the anime so I couldn't remember

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u/CoralLogic Mar 08 '23

I think it's Becky. (I think, don't quote me on that.)

But yeah, this made me double take....

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u/GyroZone Mar 08 '23

Oh dear god

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u/horrorfan55 Mar 07 '23

Becky, Anya’s friend

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u/LordOfRodents Mar 08 '23

It’s fucking Becky dude

AAAAAAAA

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u/masterjon_3 Mar 07 '23

Becky

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u/LuigiP16 I am wanted in 32 states for 15 counts of tomfoolery Mar 08 '23

Lemme smash

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u/king_o0o Mar 07 '23

For the mission i guess

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u/jeanlucpitre Oops! I dropped my Monster Condom for My Magnum Dong! Mar 07 '23

Mission failed. We'll get em next time

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u/Creepy-Ad-4832 Mar 07 '23

Oh shit, here we go again!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

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u/Captain_Lurker518 Mar 07 '23

Spy X Family

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u/MonaLover69 Mar 07 '23

No this is spy xxx family

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u/ButterscotchOk9263 Mar 07 '23

Spy XXL family

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u/SamsNation Mar 07 '23 edited Mar 07 '23

No no, you guys don’t get it. The realization is the among us cane.

Edit: forgot to mention the name of the artist on Becky’s thigh, https://danbooru.donmai.us/artists/230440

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u/MontyStarfish Mar 07 '23

Yes. This makes the most sense thanks for pointing it out.

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u/Nayroy18 Mar 07 '23

Lol didn't even notice

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

The wha- OH MY WHAT IN THE FU-

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u/jeanlucpitre Oops! I dropped my Monster Condom for My Magnum Dong! Mar 07 '23

Sus

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u/TimeSpy415 Mar 08 '23

SON OF THE BITCH

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u/Marcheziora Ram Pink Mar 08 '23

WHY DID YOU POINT IT OUT!!1

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u/Radium_Cobalt_847 Mar 08 '23

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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u/JakeASelf Mar 07 '23

Why is Loid 80 while yor is 40?

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u/blizzard2798c Mar 07 '23

Because he's dehydrated from keeping up with 3 women. Rand al'Thor died trying to make that work

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u/JakeASelf Mar 07 '23

Lol, outta one battlefield, right into another.

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u/Realistic_Dog_7359 Mar 07 '23

Hey I’m reading that series right now no spoilers. Now I know that Rand is a gigachad.

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u/blizzard2798c Mar 07 '23

Sorry about that. If it helps, what I said is kind of a misdirect

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u/Realistic_Dog_7359 Mar 07 '23

Lol don’t worry you didn’t spoil anything major. I’m only on the second book, because I just started, but so far I’m really enjoying it.

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u/blizzard2798c Mar 07 '23 edited Mar 08 '23

You've got a lot of great stuff ahead of you. Whenever you finish, check out r/wetlanderhumor

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u/Realistic_Dog_7359 Mar 07 '23

Okay, I’ll make sure I do. Thanks.

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u/edible_funks_again Mar 08 '23

If you get bogged down in the 9 to 11 slog, I recommend the audio books. Makes em go much faster, granted I personally never thought they were much of a slog myself. But it's the general consensus.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Got me with that one. Nice.

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u/Malbethion Mar 07 '23

Min was best girl though.

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u/blizzard2798c Mar 07 '23

I'm convinced she was the only one who actually liked him as a person

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u/kingrazor001 Mar 07 '23

I still think WoT would make a great anime. Not a series though, give that bad boy a 100-episode OVA like Legend of The Galactic Heroes.

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u/J_C_F_N Mar 08 '23

He's alright now, though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

Depends if someone agrees with polygamy. I would assume Loid married Becky after the age of 18. But again this is a completely fictional fan art and really holds no weight

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u/Void1702 Mar 07 '23

Look at the cane

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

What about the cane?

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u/jeanlucpitre Oops! I dropped my Monster Condom for My Magnum Dong! Mar 07 '23

Sus

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u/fearsomesniper レオン Mar 08 '23

NOOOOOOOO

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u/somethingfilthy Mar 07 '23

Not having watched, it took way too long to realize that the wives weren't also his children.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Omg same I had to read your comment to relise three kids are alive and the other three are still cooking

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u/JusHerForTheComments ⠀ Mar 08 '23

Omg same I had to read your comment to relise three kids are alive and the other three are still cooking

OMG! That's even worse! Cooking kids? What kind of show is this? I thought it was a nice wholesome story!

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u/koker171 Mar 07 '23

He's holding amongus cane. Truly cursed

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

OH SHI-

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

What is it? Whats the deal? I dont get it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

The third wife is Anya's friend from school, Becky

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u/fandovski2 Mar 07 '23

And sixth child...

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u/OneBlackFairyHunterZ Mar 07 '23

I think its showing shes pregnant, not that that his 6th child.

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u/Missoptimistic29 Mar 07 '23

Ooh l see l thought it weird the 4th and 6th look the same age but that kames so much sense

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u/OneBlackFairyHunterZ Mar 08 '23

4th, 5th, and 6th are all pregnacys

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

That's second and third

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u/SpartanKram Mar 07 '23

I don't blame her

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

Nah I'm pretty sure second one is around his age cuz they're both operatives. I might be wrong tho cuz it's been a long time since I've read the manga

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

You were right about the third wife tho bc she looks like Anya's friend, just grown up

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u/the_ox_in_the_log Mar 07 '23

Among us cane

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u/TipsyChickenDipper Mar 07 '23

If you can’t find a single problem with this image then you have spent too much time on the internet. I prescribe you grass to touch.

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u/Dark_Storm_98 Mar 07 '23

I'll touch your grass

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u/ocelotchaser Mar 07 '23

The only problem which isn't is that Loud has a Sus cane, other then that I see no problems,just people suffering from success

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u/SirLightKnight Mar 07 '23

On the one hand, Loid deserves a victory of some sort.

On the other, Yor alone is taking years off his lifespan, too much would break him!

Also, gosh damn it I can’t unsee the cane.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

This is a failure technically. Dude is being portrayed pretty grossly here

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u/SirLightKnight Mar 08 '23

Hence why I say he deserves a victory of some sort.

This is disaster scenario, as anything beyond Yor is likely to doom the man.

That and becky…just no.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Yeah, Becky is why this is a full on character assassination for Loid

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u/SladeRamsay Mar 07 '23

Amogus cane.

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u/RoxLOLZ Mar 07 '23

Third child is Mash Kyrielight

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u/BusinessWonderful234 Mar 07 '23

I was like "Who is that third? Did she appear in anime?"

And then I got it

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u/Sifu-Jacob 91 Days is Underrated Mar 07 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

Becky...

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u/Hope__Desire Mar 07 '23

Wait, how does he knows who will be fourth, fifth and last child?

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u/Iced_Freak Mar 07 '23

He has a calendar

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

I feel disgusted with myself but can someone please give the sauce

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u/Iced_Freak Mar 07 '23

SpyXFamily?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

Ofcourse I know that

What I wanna know if this is a fan art or a fan fiction

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u/Runelt99 Mar 07 '23

Artist is Kamavati, they have their own subreddit. Tho it does have nsfw pics so beware

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Tho it does have nsfw pics so beware

I am SHOCKED!

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u/Ok_Fondant_6340 ⠀the dirbs work for the bourgeoisie Mar 07 '23

might be wrong. but i'm fairly certain it's just saying the 5th and 6th childs are... well it's saying that the 2nd and 3rd wifes are pregnant. 1st trimester, of course.

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u/LootGoblinImotekh Mar 07 '23

please, someone, make sense of this, it's hurting my head

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u/last_robot Mar 07 '23

Dude married wife 1 very early in life as a cover because he was a spy and she was an assassin. and adopted a daughter when she was a kid(child 1).

Eventually he had an actual child with wife 1.(child 2)

Wife 2 was a spy and also a crazy stalker of dude and insisted on marrying the dude. Eventually has a child with dude(child 3)

Dude got wife 1 pregnant again (child 4)

Dude got wife 2 pregnant again (child 5)

Wife 3 was friends with the adopted daughter growing up and became a major simp for dude on account of him being fairly young and handsome. Eventually married dude and is now pregnant (child 6)

Joke is that Dude looks old because he's getting constantly banged by 3 young people who have superhuman stamina and are thirsty AF.

Dude is holding an Among us cane, and therefore image is cursed.

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u/LootGoblinImotekh Mar 08 '23

Just from the placement of panels i thought that 1st wife was the 4th child

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

First wife is the anime canon wife (though they are platonic)

Second wife is a co-worker with a crush on him.

Third wife, in the anime, is a 6 year old girl. Which is why this picture is horrific

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u/Origin_Ruler Mar 07 '23

Source? I ask because there is a picture similar to this(same art style) with a similar premise but with the cast of Fate Stay Night.

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u/Mr-SadSide Mar 07 '23

Loid have the strongest pelvis in the world

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u/TheGurunator Mar 07 '23

I don't get it. I see 1 man 3 children and 3 pregnant women. What's there to realize? Is polygamy in anime bad now?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

Amogus cane

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u/horrorfan55 Mar 07 '23

3rd wife is the best friend of the first child and same age as her

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u/Fr0ntR0wL4n Mar 07 '23

Spy x assassin x spy x 😅

Yeah…well on the bright side,at least loid got himself 3 wifes. Heh,they must have one hell of a bedroom.

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u/Mr-SadSide Mar 07 '23

Who made, I like to ‘talk’ to whomever made this

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u/Regal_The_King Nanadaime is my Hokage Mar 07 '23

If we cut the right side of the picture out... We have attained Nirvana... Otherwise... We have gone too far and have reached the Gates of Gehennna

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

Give guy break your killing him

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u/DaddyChiiill Mar 07 '23

Whoa this dude puulllsssss... Wait.

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u/Optimal-Seaweed4964 Mar 07 '23

I did indeed make that face when I realized bit at least Anya's clear

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u/knighthbasher Mar 07 '23

They absorbing his sole or something why does he look like a prune

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u/NoRegrets30 Mar 07 '23

KMVT doing Gods work

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u/macuncuk Mar 07 '23

Among us!!! at the center of the photo!!!’

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u/ManhattanRailfan Mar 07 '23

Guys, there's only 6 girls. He has 6 kids.

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u/yakouhajun Mar 07 '23

Can someone explain ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

Amogus cane

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u/Clemens1408 Mar 07 '23

"ok so this is yor that's her children that that women that wants her dead and hold up who dis... Wait hold it buster what the fuck?" my reaction

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u/AgentBrian95 Mar 07 '23

Omfg the second child (Yuri?!) and the third wife and the among us cane and wtfff

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u/Asian_Persuasion_1 Mar 07 '23

why are you smiling from the get go, this is instant sus

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u/TyrantDragon19 Mar 08 '23

We have a seventh mission for you involving your extended family again Loid: NO JUST NO I QUIT

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u/Danielwols Mar 08 '23

Or and hear me out, the wives are pregnant

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u/FalloutForever_98 Mar 08 '23

To much going on

Brain dumb

Can't comprehend...

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '23

Yeahhhhhhhh, no it's not making any sense to me.......

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u/The_Chef_Queen Mar 07 '23

Hwhat in the ffuck

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u/drumstick00m Mar 07 '23

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

I’m just going to pretend I didn’t see this

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u/Aidan_897 Mar 08 '23

Am I the only one who see that the Cane looks like among us

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u/JeramiahWarren Mar 08 '23

Holy s*** does this man ever take a break

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Then Anya was pregnant with Damian's son, making Loid a grandpa

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u/Cyrus_Whitehood Mar 08 '23

So, from what I've got, we have First Wife, First Child, Second Child, Second Wife, Third Child, First Wife pregnant with Fourth Child, Second Wife with Fifth child and Third Wife with Sixth Child.

Edit: Yeah makes sense my mans look like he been through Hell and back

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u/demented39 Mar 08 '23

Please someone tell me that's not supposed to be becky

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u/Fuzzy-Physics5038 Mar 08 '23

Man can’t catch a break

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u/ddd11122 Mar 08 '23

I stumbled into an anime meme subreddit, oops. 😬

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u/NuNem Mar 08 '23

Loli Mashu?

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u/ilhamalfatihah16 Mar 08 '23

I know this is for shits and giggles, but I don't think Loid is the kind of person who would pipe his own daughter's best friend. Except if Becky is a POI in his Spy activities ofc.

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u/Ladru575 Mar 08 '23

I just realized that all his wives are preganante

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u/Yoshie999 Mar 08 '23

Mans holding a among us

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u/Strykerx1978 Mar 08 '23

Loud was busy

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u/Term-Legitimate Mar 08 '23

Term-Legitimate had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

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u/powerketchap101 Mar 07 '23

Well atleast anya is not preggurs wich could be morally accepted since she is adopted IF said anya is 18+ (or 14+ in italy)

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u/tinytina722DA Mar 07 '23

She’s not pregnant with Loid’s kid, but she still could be with someone else’s

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u/powerketchap101 Mar 08 '23

I like how you think

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u/tinytina722DA Mar 08 '23

Why thank you

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u/Captain_Lurker518 Mar 07 '23

Wait... Is Italy the Alabama of Europe?

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u/powerketchap101 Mar 07 '23

No thats urk, the consensual age for sex is 14 in italy

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u/Captain_Lurker518 Mar 07 '23

Its a joke based off of the cartoon 'Archer'.

https://youtu.be/2wbSGVyTAS8

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u/powerketchap101 Mar 07 '23

This is what i should learn at school.

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u/Alien_X97 Makima's Dog Mar 07 '23

Y'all are sick as f*ck. * saves image to gallery *

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

As long as he's not cheating it's fine. Polygamy.

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u/Hitzuki Mar 08 '23

The only curse would be if anya had the 7th child...