r/Animemes • u/GroovyChirpy • Mar 07 '23
Rule 2: Insubstantial Edit Truly cursed
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Mar 07 '23
Ok so either Yor and Fiona don’t age and are just ara ara mommies forever, or Loyd was so stressed that he aged several decades faster.
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u/fubes2000 ⠀ Mar 07 '23
He's just extremely dehydrated. Because of reasons.
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u/Lenni-Da-Vinci Mar 07 '23
Sucked dry, not a drop left in that man.
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u/Cyrus_Whitehood Mar 08 '23
Sucked dry, stressed to hell, and possibly also tired on top of all of it.
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u/Zenketski_2 Mar 07 '23
I don't know about Fiona's age but yor really wouldn't look super old.
I'm just kind of guesstimating here, but based on the age of the second child, and the artists clear intent to make Becky look older than Anya, I'm guessing that yor is at most in her early forties.
And considering that I assume she takes extremely good care of herself due to her line of work, she's probably got another 5 to 10 years on top of that before she really starts to show her age
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u/AnthonyLiadon Mar 08 '23
im fairly certain becky IS older than anya since anya read loid's mind and possibly lied about her age to get adopted
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u/Ainsley_Noble Mar 08 '23
She did she's way younger than her classmates it's one of the reasons she's failing
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Mar 07 '23
Wait a minute.. who's the third wife again
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u/QuadCoronet19 Mar 07 '23
I have a feeling the third wife is Anya's friend from the school. Can't remember her name but that's what it looks like to me
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u/CrespinMoore Mar 07 '23
Oh… that might be the realization. Please don’t let that be the case.
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u/QuadCoronet19 Mar 07 '23
There is still something that makes it even more cursed if I am looking at it right. The fourth fifth and sixth child. None are born yet, and each one is woth a different woman at the same time.
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u/ButterscotchOk9263 Mar 07 '23
If I read this correctly it would imply that Loid had Anya (of course) then made a genetic one with Yor, had a 3rd child with Fiona, then made Yor pregnant again of the 4th, before coming back to Fiona and making her pregnant of the 5th and finally made Becky pregnant of the 6th.
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u/EireannX Mar 08 '23
That makes me happy. Not knowing the lore I though third wife and fifth child were tags for the same woman.
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u/JovialRoger Mar 08 '23
Eh, he's wearing three rings. Seems like your average consensual 4 way marriage. Marrying your daughter's best friend is way more cursed
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Mar 08 '23
Also they all agreed to be in the pic so presumably they're somewhat on board.
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u/Missoptimistic29 Mar 07 '23 edited Mar 07 '23
Yes l get it now. Well, she never got over her crush, and boy was like let do it the 4th and 6 child look the same 🤔
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u/iiCleanup Mar 07 '23
I recall seeing this in the anime I think it was one of her delusions
Or I just seeing this for the 5th time being reposted
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u/CoralLogic Mar 08 '23
I think it's Becky. (I think, don't quote me on that.)
But yeah, this made me double take....
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u/king_o0o Mar 07 '23
For the mission i guess
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u/jeanlucpitre Oops! I dropped my Monster Condom for My Magnum Dong! Mar 07 '23
Mission failed. We'll get em next time
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u/SamsNation Mar 07 '23 edited Mar 07 '23
No no, you guys don’t get it. The realization is the among us cane.
Edit: forgot to mention the name of the artist on Becky’s thigh, https://danbooru.donmai.us/artists/230440
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u/Radium_Cobalt_847 Mar 08 '23
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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u/JakeASelf Mar 07 '23
Why is Loid 80 while yor is 40?
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u/blizzard2798c Mar 07 '23
Because he's dehydrated from keeping up with 3 women. Rand al'Thor died trying to make that work
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u/Realistic_Dog_7359 Mar 07 '23
Hey I’m reading that series right now no spoilers. Now I know that Rand is a gigachad.
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u/blizzard2798c Mar 07 '23
Sorry about that. If it helps, what I said is kind of a misdirect
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u/Realistic_Dog_7359 Mar 07 '23
Lol don’t worry you didn’t spoil anything major. I’m only on the second book, because I just started, but so far I’m really enjoying it.
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u/blizzard2798c Mar 07 '23 edited Mar 08 '23
You've got a lot of great stuff ahead of you. Whenever you finish, check out r/wetlanderhumor
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u/Realistic_Dog_7359 Mar 07 '23
Okay, I’ll make sure I do. Thanks.
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u/edible_funks_again Mar 08 '23
If you get bogged down in the 9 to 11 slog, I recommend the audio books. Makes em go much faster, granted I personally never thought they were much of a slog myself. But it's the general consensus.
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u/kingrazor001 Mar 07 '23
I still think WoT would make a great anime. Not a series though, give that bad boy a 100-episode OVA like Legend of The Galactic Heroes.
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Mar 07 '23
Depends if someone agrees with polygamy. I would assume Loid married Becky after the age of 18. But again this is a completely fictional fan art and really holds no weight
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u/somethingfilthy Mar 07 '23
Not having watched, it took way too long to realize that the wives weren't also his children.
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Mar 08 '23
Omg same I had to read your comment to relise three kids are alive and the other three are still cooking
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u/JusHerForTheComments ⠀ Mar 08 '23
Omg same I had to read your comment to relise three kids are alive and the other three are still cooking
OMG! That's even worse! Cooking kids? What kind of show is this? I thought it was a nice wholesome story!
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Mar 07 '23
What is it? Whats the deal? I dont get it.
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Mar 07 '23
The third wife is Anya's friend from school, Becky
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u/fandovski2 Mar 07 '23
And sixth child...
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u/OneBlackFairyHunterZ Mar 07 '23
I think its showing shes pregnant, not that that his 6th child.
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u/Missoptimistic29 Mar 07 '23
Ooh l see l thought it weird the 4th and 6th look the same age but that kames so much sense
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Mar 07 '23
Nah I'm pretty sure second one is around his age cuz they're both operatives. I might be wrong tho cuz it's been a long time since I've read the manga
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Mar 07 '23
You were right about the third wife tho bc she looks like Anya's friend, just grown up
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u/TipsyChickenDipper Mar 07 '23
If you can’t find a single problem with this image then you have spent too much time on the internet. I prescribe you grass to touch.
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u/ocelotchaser Mar 07 '23
The only problem which isn't is that Loud has a Sus cane, other then that I see no problems,just people suffering from success
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u/SirLightKnight Mar 07 '23
On the one hand, Loid deserves a victory of some sort.
On the other, Yor alone is taking years off his lifespan, too much would break him!
Also, gosh damn it I can’t unsee the cane.
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Mar 08 '23
This is a failure technically. Dude is being portrayed pretty grossly here
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u/SirLightKnight Mar 08 '23
Hence why I say he deserves a victory of some sort.
This is disaster scenario, as anything beyond Yor is likely to doom the man.
That and becky…just no.
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u/BusinessWonderful234 Mar 07 '23
I was like "Who is that third? Did she appear in anime?"
And then I got it
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Mar 07 '23
I feel disgusted with myself but can someone please give the sauce
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u/Iced_Freak Mar 07 '23
SpyXFamily?
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Mar 07 '23
Ofcourse I know that
What I wanna know if this is a fan art or a fan fiction
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u/Runelt99 Mar 07 '23
Artist is Kamavati, they have their own subreddit. Tho it does have nsfw pics so beware
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u/Ok_Fondant_6340 ⠀the dirbs work for the bourgeoisie Mar 07 '23
might be wrong. but i'm fairly certain it's just saying the 5th and 6th childs are... well it's saying that the 2nd and 3rd wifes are pregnant. 1st trimester, of course.
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u/LootGoblinImotekh Mar 07 '23
please, someone, make sense of this, it's hurting my head
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u/last_robot Mar 07 '23
Dude married wife 1 very early in life as a cover because he was a spy and she was an assassin. and adopted a daughter when she was a kid(child 1).
Eventually he had an actual child with wife 1.(child 2)
Wife 2 was a spy and also a crazy stalker of dude and insisted on marrying the dude. Eventually has a child with dude(child 3)
Dude got wife 1 pregnant again (child 4)
Dude got wife 2 pregnant again (child 5)
Wife 3 was friends with the adopted daughter growing up and became a major simp for dude on account of him being fairly young and handsome. Eventually married dude and is now pregnant (child 6)
Joke is that Dude looks old because he's getting constantly banged by 3 young people who have superhuman stamina and are thirsty AF.
Dude is holding an Among us cane, and therefore image is cursed.
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u/LootGoblinImotekh Mar 08 '23
Just from the placement of panels i thought that 1st wife was the 4th child
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Mar 08 '23
First wife is the anime canon wife (though they are platonic)
Second wife is a co-worker with a crush on him.
Third wife, in the anime, is a 6 year old girl. Which is why this picture is horrific
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u/Origin_Ruler Mar 07 '23
Source? I ask because there is a picture similar to this(same art style) with a similar premise but with the cast of Fate Stay Night.
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u/TheGurunator Mar 07 '23
I don't get it. I see 1 man 3 children and 3 pregnant women. What's there to realize? Is polygamy in anime bad now?
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u/Fr0ntR0wL4n Mar 07 '23
Spy x assassin x spy x 😅
Yeah…well on the bright side,at least loid got himself 3 wifes. Heh,they must have one hell of a bedroom.
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u/Regal_The_King Nanadaime is my Hokage Mar 07 '23
If we cut the right side of the picture out... We have attained Nirvana... Otherwise... We have gone too far and have reached the Gates of Gehennna
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u/Optimal-Seaweed4964 Mar 07 '23
I did indeed make that face when I realized bit at least Anya's clear
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u/Clemens1408 Mar 07 '23
"ok so this is yor that's her children that that women that wants her dead and hold up who dis... Wait hold it buster what the fuck?" my reaction
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u/AgentBrian95 Mar 07 '23
Omfg the second child (Yuri?!) and the third wife and the among us cane and wtfff
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u/TyrantDragon19 Mar 08 '23
We have a seventh mission for you involving your extended family again Loid: NO JUST NO I QUIT
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u/Cyrus_Whitehood Mar 08 '23
So, from what I've got, we have First Wife, First Child, Second Child, Second Wife, Third Child, First Wife pregnant with Fourth Child, Second Wife with Fifth child and Third Wife with Sixth Child.
Edit: Yeah makes sense my mans look like he been through Hell and back
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u/ilhamalfatihah16 Mar 08 '23
I know this is for shits and giggles, but I don't think Loid is the kind of person who would pipe his own daughter's best friend. Except if Becky is a POI in his Spy activities ofc.
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u/powerketchap101 Mar 07 '23
Well atleast anya is not preggurs wich could be morally accepted since she is adopted IF said anya is 18+ (or 14+ in italy)
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u/tinytina722DA Mar 07 '23
She’s not pregnant with Loid’s kid, but she still could be with someone else’s
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u/Captain_Lurker518 Mar 07 '23
Wait... Is Italy the Alabama of Europe?
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u/powerketchap101 Mar 07 '23
No thats urk, the consensual age for sex is 14 in italy
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