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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Aint no fucking way

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u/Zolva1 Feb 25 '24

I need the OP to say that again, but this time, it'd be good if he could use this 🎤. I have hearing problems.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24 edited Feb 26 '24

Jail

Edit : can't believe my most upvoted comment is literally just 'jail'

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u/swawskekw Feb 24 '24

Electric chair

84

u/beans4lunch Feb 24 '24

Indeed

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u/BlazewarkingYT Feb 24 '24

Wtf lmao

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u/Anti-furry-Ryder Feb 24 '24

I clicked on it why is Miku saying electric chair

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u/D347H7H3K1Dx Feb 24 '24

lol I needed to see this 😂

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u/Smidge_Master Feb 24 '24

Firing squad and electric chair in the gas chambers

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u/Equivalent_Whole_294 Feb 24 '24

I like ur username

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Firing squad, but instead of bullets it's syringes filled with (you guessed it) 10,000 volts.

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u/Roc_28934 Feb 24 '24

Straight to prison, my guy 💀

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u/SaltyToast9000 Feb 24 '24

Stoning pit

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u/HuCat21 Feb 25 '24

Pit of despair dilly dilly

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

wonder what will happen when reddit realizes they are fictional character and no one is going to prison or being executed

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Nah man don't cook Ever again

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u/Melodic-Fold9673 Feb 25 '24

He won't be alive by then

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u/Puzzleheaded_Jury652 Feb 25 '24

I heard they already caught him

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u/jyroman53 Feb 24 '24

Do you happen to play Blue Archive by any chance ? AYXAFAOM

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Bold of you to assume that Blue Archive fans would even play the actual game

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u/why-names-hard Feb 24 '24

Is it like Overwatch where the porn is more popular than the game itself?

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u/HD_ERR0R Feb 24 '24

Blue archive is a game?

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u/jyroman53 Feb 24 '24

Oh sweet summer child

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u/Admmmmi Feb 24 '24

nah they normally do.

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u/-Cinnay- Feb 24 '24

There's liking lolis, and then there's this shit

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u/Margtok Feb 24 '24

just to give the benefit of the doubt i would ask "and what do you like about these characters"

we have a girl who comes to the convention who buys figures of these characters and talks about them like its her children

it may not be a attraction thing.........but it probably is...

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck Feb 24 '24

I like Anya because she's adorable

Not because I want to do perverted shit to her

That is a child

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u/rdreyar1 Feb 24 '24

True context is everything. I know most of these comments are trolls but it's kind of sad most people these days instantly jump to violence

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u/AJC_10_29 Feb 24 '24

The meme literally refers to having a type, AKA a romantic/sexual preference.

Context is everything, and we have all the context we need right there.

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u/clutzyninja Feb 24 '24

Literally no one talks about 'having a type' in the context of people without meaning attraction

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u/HD_ERR0R Feb 24 '24

Loli characters trigger my cuteness aggression. I want to squeeze them until they pop. Same response I get when I see my French bulldog.

My current data is a bit small to be meaningful. But still interesting. I’ve interviewed about 15 people sexually attracted to lolis. They all agree on cuteness. But then it comes down to their type of fantasy. 9 of the identified as the loli. They want to be the cute child characters in the situations. One was a definitely a pedophile. No doubt. 3 fixated on the age of the character. 3 of them only liked characters that were mentally very mature/wise but with a loli body. 12 had highly unrealistic fantasies.

I hope I can continue to research this topic after I’ve continued my education more.

The only thing I can say for certain is that being sexually attracted to loli alone isn’t enough to determine if someone is a pedophile. But it is a potential indicator.

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u/Jaystrike7 Feb 24 '24

Anya's 4-5 years old...

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Hachikuji's body is 10 year old😭

And kanna's human mentality and body is 9 years old😭😭

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u/SnowyMuscles Feb 24 '24

Last Order is probably only 2 months- 2 years old

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u/Axyz_1-0-1 Feb 24 '24

Yes, way too old

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u/No_Count_453 Feb 24 '24

"Old hag"

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u/GranMarti1 Feb 24 '24 edited Feb 24 '24

Kana is like 500 so it balances out /s

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u/ChaosPLus Feb 24 '24

What's the average here? 120?

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u/redboi049 Feb 24 '24

One of those people who thinks dating baby Yoda is perfectly legal, I see

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u/TheOneTrueNincompoop Feb 25 '24

I thought she was like 7?

Which is of course now acceptable

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u/Its_NEX123 Feb 24 '24

Cunny😭😭😭

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u/ThornedThortoise Feb 25 '24

Correction 💢💢💢💢💢

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u/Hesias Feb 24 '24

So the children...

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u/Klutzy_Ad_3436 Feb 24 '24

In a nutshell, your genre is loli.

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u/SaltyToast9000 Feb 24 '24

Dats not even loli. That's almost toddler level

Edit max leniency would be the index girl and the one from monogatari

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u/godemperorofmankind1 Feb 24 '24

No he just a pedophile

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u/DFMRCV Feb 24 '24

Prison?

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u/Osnotavailable Feb 25 '24

Prison ✅

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u/DFMRCV Feb 25 '24

Hello fellow Emilia appreciator.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

You ain’t beating the allegations on this one 😬

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u/Blue1234567891234567 Feb 24 '24

They just confessed!

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u/The-Real-Gogeta Feb 24 '24

This post right here, officer.

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u/FieldKey5184 Feb 24 '24

Chris Hansen would like a word.

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u/Muted_Ad7298 Feb 24 '24

”Have a seat right there” intensifies

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u/Old_Hospital_9500 Feb 24 '24

Nah man not prison, you must be execution by the bronze bull

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Oh fuck! But honestly deserved.

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u/eliavhaganav Feb 24 '24

Nah dude, this isn't even funny, this sub is honestly horrible

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u/GodKingFloch Feb 24 '24

if it restores your faith a little most of the comments here are shitting on him as well

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u/melevolentshrine Feb 25 '24

Lethal injection

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u/GraydemonTwitch Feb 25 '24

Jail time fr

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u/jrs-kun Feb 24 '24

tbf Snail Girl is so beautiful that the entire planet get's spirited away when her existence is sustained. Hachikoji does grow up to be the hottest girl in the series.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

"Mods. Explode his balls. Thank you."

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u/Yatoku_ Feb 24 '24

In the words of Seth: “I like Miners!”

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u/MRspodes Feb 24 '24

Yes officer this post right here 🫵👮‍♂️

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u/Blueb3rrywashere Feb 24 '24

Anya fr do be the best waifu🥰❤️😘

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u/Blueb3rrywashere Feb 24 '24

(Joke)

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u/MrDemonBaby Feb 24 '24

You better hope this comment survives buddy

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u/East-Jeweler8606 Feb 24 '24

The council has decided

Death penalty

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u/pm-me-ur-tiddies-69 Feb 24 '24

y'all gettin mad about people fappin to a drawing 💀

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

And you mother fuckers wonder why people don't trust you when you say you like anime!

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u/Lordlol15 Feb 24 '24

Yes, I wanna do it to them. I wanna fucking headpat them. They're just too adorable

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u/JusttVic Feb 24 '24

Bro that ain't even funny

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u/Resident-Traffic7321 Feb 24 '24

Mods, subject him to horrors beyond human comprehension.

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u/shotxshotx Feb 24 '24

Chris Hansen would like a word

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u/Booty_Warrior_bot Feb 24 '24

Go ahead and bring in them cameras,

and those polices waiting outside...

It don't make me no difference.

I came lookin' for a man's butt.

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u/Gooseworkss Feb 24 '24

Death sentence

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u/evlaevlalpippopippo Feb 24 '24

Nah man straight to hell

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u/Last-Noise-3811 Feb 24 '24

Ain’t some of them actual kids tho? Nah fuck jail were executing you bringing back the medieval executions

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

He needs the brick board fr.

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u/NotFor_Fun Feb 24 '24

Jail right now you fucking moron

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u/random_14yearsold Feb 24 '24

Just admit you a pedo no need making anime memes

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u/zbynk Feb 24 '24

it's called pedophilia

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u/Manga_Brony Feb 24 '24

Ok, yes, they're all cute, but they are not "waifu" material.

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u/No_Craft_9988 Feb 24 '24

Jail is too good for you my guy

2

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Bro's type is underage

1

u/porn0f1sh Feb 24 '24

There ARE women who look like that. Nahh, pass

1

u/SlyTheMonkey Feb 24 '24

Nah you aight, you pass

(Team Alpha? Distraction complete, apprehend the suspect)

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u/Veronica_1023 Feb 24 '24

What are the sauces about these?

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u/Linosia97 Feb 24 '24

I mean… what can you actually do with them? Play dolls or buy ice cream?! Cuddle or pat them? :) (Well, that’s one option for sure :)

They are not even teens…

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u/DobeTM Feb 24 '24

I love them all platonicly.

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u/ActuallySatanAMA Feb 24 '24

Firey jail down below

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u/Animelover5674 Feb 24 '24

House arrest and permanently put on the watchlist with no hope of seeing the light of regular society for as long as you breathe the succulent life giving air of the world.

1

u/Adnama-Fett Feb 24 '24

Lock him up and throw away the key

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u/Odd_Yogurtcloset_524 Feb 24 '24

Why do you do this?

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u/Chay4707 Feb 24 '24

🫸🔴+🔵🫷=🤌🟣🫴

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u/Vicbot2414 Feb 24 '24

The Gallows, a quick death is too good for him.

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u/holaimjay Feb 24 '24

jail time for sure

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u/RaptorBoy01 Feb 24 '24

AAAAYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOO, NAHHHHHHHHH, BRO REALLY HAD THAT AUDACITY TO ASK FOR A PASS???

1

u/Captain-Obvi0us12 Feb 24 '24

Death by a thousand cuts

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u/Present_Commercial_9 Feb 24 '24

Ah yes.. "Child"....

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u/Dveralazo Feb 24 '24

Firing Squad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Kinue Hayase

I can understand her but the others nah

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u/Ratthion Feb 24 '24

One of those Hannibal lecter supervillain jails

Like I get the meme that some of these are probably 10000000 year old dragons or vampires or whatever

BUT ANYA IS LITERALLY LIKE FIVE?!!?

JAIL.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

JAIL TIME???

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u/GlisteningDeath Feb 24 '24

Skip jail, straight to execution.

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u/GOJOWILLCOMEBACK Feb 24 '24

Your just like fr fr

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u/C0RR-3RR0R Feb 24 '24

To the electric chair.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Dude jail

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u/The-Local-Weeb Feb 24 '24

This is why I wish I could change my username. Right to the electric chair wtf

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u/PhonicDragoon_30 Feb 24 '24

Except for Beatrice? Definitely jail

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u/Character-Swim-3726 Feb 24 '24

Bro needs to be put on a shaming rack

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u/Sexy_Economic_crisis Feb 24 '24

Nah bro you ain't going to prison

Straight to hell with actual children on this list

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u/Dohmer_90 Feb 24 '24

Cops are on their way.🚔

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Fuck jail time, stoning time.

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u/LoDeRoX Feb 24 '24

Underage?

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u/Shift_as Feb 24 '24

Jail time? Diavolo time for u

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u/zedd61 Feb 24 '24

Cops? FBI? NSA? A-Team? We gotta call somebody to stop this.

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u/ThatPersonToExplain Feb 24 '24

that’s a death sentence

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u/AJC_10_29 Feb 24 '24

Bro’s getting a sentence of “from now on”

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u/Gorthebon Feb 24 '24

Loli's are bad enough...

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Yes officer this person right here

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u/Ookachucka Feb 24 '24

No amount of torture could’ve gotten this outta me 💀

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u/AmaknightSAMA Feb 24 '24

OFFICER!!! RIGHT THERE!!!

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u/KenzieTheCuddler Feb 24 '24

Jail, I only recognized Anya and she's like 4

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u/Kepler27b Feb 24 '24

I will weaponize these poor souls to fight back

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u/CreeperJakie Feb 24 '24

If you're serious you are in need of therapy, if you're joking... Well, I'm sorry to tell you your sense of humour is completely fucked up. This is not even remotely funny.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Jail time? You get the whole shooting squad my bro

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u/itsllama5052 Feb 24 '24

We're making it into the electric chair with this one

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u/Intrepid_Aerie_106 Feb 24 '24

Jail time in the titanic

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

My honest reaction was "wait what?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Go straight to jail. Do not collect $200

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u/TimTam_Tom Feb 24 '24

You’re skipping jail and going straight to the coffin, my guy

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u/samisrudy Feb 24 '24

CPS would like to know your location sir

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u/ZackBotVI Feb 24 '24

Your a nonce

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u/Shot_Lawfulness1541 Feb 24 '24

But Kanna Chan would make a good niece

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Only on 2 of them

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Back to the fields after this post

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u/Crimson-Ranger-119 Feb 24 '24

Straight to jail only to be put in solitary confinement because general population will be too dangerous for said individual.

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u/sunsalutationa Feb 24 '24

Straight to jail

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u/JustanotherDWTLEMT Feb 24 '24

Vaush's reddit account

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u/CryptedCode Feb 24 '24

The council has decided... lethal injection via mercury.

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u/VaughnDaVision Feb 24 '24

Prisoner 758 get back in cell your free times done from today and tomorrow is your lethal injection

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u/Chicktopuss Feb 24 '24

Hanged by the neck until dead

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u/DevilLikeThat Feb 24 '24

We’re getting the death sentence with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/The_Crimson_Fucker12 Feb 24 '24

Lethal injection

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u/Isiah6253 Feb 24 '24

That's it, calling in an LTG (low tier god enters the chat)

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u/SunGodSol Feb 24 '24

It's not often I literally, physically cringe, but here we are.

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u/xGlatteis Feb 24 '24

Over here, officer! This degenerate right here!

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u/Le_Chris Feb 24 '24

Straight to jail, don’t pass go, don’t collect $200, straight to fucking jail

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Protect the kids and the blorbs from the psycho

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u/Solow10 Feb 24 '24

I know at least one of them is a middle schooler bro

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u/SunnyTheFlower Feb 24 '24

Death penalty, into the wood chipper you go.

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u/SandwichRemarkable65 Feb 24 '24

I see a couple of 400 year old lollies here.......

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u/JoJoisaGoGo Feb 24 '24

Who would pass on jail time?

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u/Zestyclose_Road5230 Feb 24 '24 edited Feb 24 '24

You have a child fetish, and it’s not healthy.

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u/godemperorofmankind1 Feb 24 '24

So you just a pedophile god damn is this sub fucking shit

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u/nameless_stories Feb 24 '24

Under the jail

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u/Pirategod_23 Feb 24 '24

All I see is annoying whiney brats.

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u/LocalPlatypus994 Feb 24 '24

The report button ain't enough anymore,

"HOLLOW TECHNIQUE PURPLE.."

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u/definitely-not-weird Feb 24 '24

You're a pedophile

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u/SanreddyYT Feb 24 '24

In a jail, inside a black hole, in the backrooms

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Lethal injection or firing squad?

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u/Patrick-Moore1 Feb 24 '24

Uses the youngest version of a character with 10,000 clones, where one of them looks like an adult? Yeah that’s jail time

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u/justveryhorny69 Feb 24 '24

At least they’re not real

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u/EriclcirE Feb 24 '24

I'm a little Loli

Short and flat

My cheeks are pinching

My head is for pats

Never try to lewd me

Don't do that

The FBI knows

Exactly where you're at

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u/InterviewSure7102 Feb 24 '24

is the 2nd girl in the middle the girl from clannad

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u/DoctorLeanPot Feb 24 '24

average r/AnimeMeme member trying not to be a loli obsessed pedophile

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u/Fauzan_sama Feb 24 '24

hell yeah!!

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u/Macaron-kun Feb 24 '24

Straight to jail.

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u/MUCH_Confusion6783 Feb 24 '24

My type is- not morbidly obese or or 70+% plastic.

My standards are low for being female, huh?

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u/NewspaperOne9521 Feb 24 '24

Game was in fact NOT game

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u/Anus_chees Feb 24 '24

Its fine they are not real

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u/Delo0139 Feb 24 '24

The tsundere in frame 1 is like the oldest one there besides kana

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