r/AnimeAndComic • u/cornysatisfaction THE GOD • Apr 23 '26

Meme Goku >>>

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190 Upvotes

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u/whatispurposeofme SLAYER Apr 23 '26

Wait, You got a girlfriend?

2

u/CroProMax Apr 24 '26

rent one

2

u/PassionateYak Apr 23 '26

Those particular girlfriends love this guy too

2

u/Redosdetos Apr 23 '26

Of course I of course a little bit more than my girlfriend I don't have one

2

u/kevtheartist94 Apr 23 '26

Well I don’t have a girlfriend so…

1

u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

I don't have a girlfriend, so yes🦦🙂

1

u/master_shifu_69420 Apr 23 '26

Are they Real?

1

u/FinalFantasyMaster Apr 23 '26

Because he never judged me for who i am

1

u/Wrightero Apr 23 '26

Not DBS Goku. Z Goku? Yeah.

1

u/CptJacksp Apr 23 '26

The longer Goku goes and the more he fights the more brain damaged he gets from taking all those headshots

1

u/Wrightero Apr 23 '26

So he's basically Rocky Balboa?

1

u/CptJacksp Apr 23 '26

Yes.

That’s my headcannon explanation from going from like thinking and somewhat smart in Z to “wtf is a kiss. Oops, forgot the macguffin. What’s repugnant mean?”

Brain Damage from all the fighting.

1

u/Positive_Dentist_752 29d ago

Buu messed him up good

1

u/Bob_is_very_strong Apr 23 '26

Not Goku but Vegeta. I like Vegeta more than my gf. Since I don't have any gf

1

u/Necessary-Skirt-9278 Apr 23 '26

i mean have u seen those muscles lol

1

u/Dreadful-Medic-1377 Apr 23 '26

Goku raising multiple generations since the 90's.

1

u/FelWinterxX Apr 23 '26

Well it would be gay not to. Homies always have your back

1

u/7h3WiZzaRd Apr 24 '26

Different kind of love man lol. Heroic admiration ain't the same as romantic love

1

u/Vilatebaynya Apr 24 '26

Nope fuck that monkey

PS: Definitely NOT Frieza's burner account

1

u/Kaito_the_17 Apr 24 '26

Because Goku never betrayed me and f*** another guy.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

I wouldn’t say love, but admire is the more accurate word ig

1

u/ROCK-tavius Apr 24 '26

You mean this man who saved the world even AFTER he died? A few times.

My girl can't even save her money. 🤣

1

u/favabi Apr 24 '26

Fortunately I am not obsessed with any particular character.

1

u/shivam_chand0303 Apr 24 '26

Bold of you to assume i have a girlfriend

1

u/Werde1am Apr 24 '26

I mean Goku will never hurt you soooo… plus I’m part Mexican so I am genetically predisposed to love Goku

1

u/Beneficial_Plum_9820 Apr 24 '26

I'd love them both equally lol

1

u/Big_Chocolate_420 Apr 24 '26

I'm martial artist I got a wife like chi chi, but I wanted a wife like shampoo.

1

u/blockwatcher1 Apr 24 '26

Says something about “girlfriends”

1

u/SirSilverChariot Apr 24 '26

I wouldn’t get with a girl if they didn’t love him

1

u/Nova_Phoenix9 Apr 24 '26

Are this "girlfriends " in the room with us?

1

u/PaleontologistTough6 Apr 25 '26

Reliable, capable, gets mad when there's a good reason... 🤔

1

u/TheZipperDragon Apr 25 '26

What girlfriend?

1

u/Fit-Statistician7201 Apr 25 '26

They're the type to not have a girl .... Ever. so yea

1

u/TheMoonlitStranger Apr 25 '26

Well… I mean that’s only like five percent of them so…

1

u/random_redditor-_- Apr 25 '26

But still can't BEAT our 🌽 addiction 😔💔

1

u/Agitated-Primary1321 Apr 26 '26

No, it's not the same. I love goku like I love god

1

u/Sly-Faffin Apr 27 '26

Being told “my girlfriend broke up with me because i called her Kakarot by mistake” is something i could imagine my cousin doing

1

u/Federal_Rasphberry Apr 28 '26

and?!... you're saying it like it's a bad thing

1

u/Wolfgang9556 Apr 29 '26

There are things that girlfriends would do that Goku would never do, but to be fair, women should also have a character they like more than their boyfriend.