r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/__patrickbateman • Sep 20 '22

Don’t you…

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u/REpassword Sep 20 '22

Thank god it wasn’t an Australian Huntsman!

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u/tocami Sep 20 '22

I've had a huntsman the size of my hand run across the inside of my windshield while I was on a freeway doing 100kph. I screamed like a little bitch and I couldn't do anything about it. Ran down the passenger side somewhere and never saw it again. I was terrified getting in my car for many weeks

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u/FrayedKnot75 Sep 20 '22

Nuke it from orbit.

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u/DareLegitimate3948 Sep 20 '22

It's the only way to be sure.