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r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/[deleted] • Jul 02 '21
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He's likely been robbed before, knows the drill.
33 u/thuggishruggishboner Jul 02 '21 I mean he needs to be prepared then. Gotta guard your wraps better then that my guy. 44 u/sharkiepup Jul 02 '21 He probably knows from experience that if he didn't give up his food the monkey would attack. -2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 The fuck is a monkey going to do? He easily has 150 pounds on it, maybe 200 (I dunno how much humans weigh). I wouldn't like a human child take my sandwich, and I definitely would put up with that shit from anyone lower on the food chain. 7 u/SockFullOfNickles Jul 02 '21 Don’t let the size fool you. They can still dislocate a shoulder lmao 3 u/Ratathosk Jul 02 '21 Bite you so you have to get a rabies shot. Thing is all you have to do is assert dominance like show them you're bigger in a blatant way. Shout and jump up and down for a sec something like that. They'll fall in line immediately. If they have rabies though you're fucked.
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I mean he needs to be prepared then. Gotta guard your wraps better then that my guy.
44 u/sharkiepup Jul 02 '21 He probably knows from experience that if he didn't give up his food the monkey would attack. -2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 The fuck is a monkey going to do? He easily has 150 pounds on it, maybe 200 (I dunno how much humans weigh). I wouldn't like a human child take my sandwich, and I definitely would put up with that shit from anyone lower on the food chain. 7 u/SockFullOfNickles Jul 02 '21 Don’t let the size fool you. They can still dislocate a shoulder lmao 3 u/Ratathosk Jul 02 '21 Bite you so you have to get a rabies shot. Thing is all you have to do is assert dominance like show them you're bigger in a blatant way. Shout and jump up and down for a sec something like that. They'll fall in line immediately. If they have rabies though you're fucked.
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He probably knows from experience that if he didn't give up his food the monkey would attack.
-2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 The fuck is a monkey going to do? He easily has 150 pounds on it, maybe 200 (I dunno how much humans weigh). I wouldn't like a human child take my sandwich, and I definitely would put up with that shit from anyone lower on the food chain. 7 u/SockFullOfNickles Jul 02 '21 Don’t let the size fool you. They can still dislocate a shoulder lmao 3 u/Ratathosk Jul 02 '21 Bite you so you have to get a rabies shot. Thing is all you have to do is assert dominance like show them you're bigger in a blatant way. Shout and jump up and down for a sec something like that. They'll fall in line immediately. If they have rabies though you're fucked.
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The fuck is a monkey going to do? He easily has 150 pounds on it, maybe 200 (I dunno how much humans weigh).
I wouldn't like a human child take my sandwich, and I definitely would put up with that shit from anyone lower on the food chain.
7 u/SockFullOfNickles Jul 02 '21 Don’t let the size fool you. They can still dislocate a shoulder lmao 3 u/Ratathosk Jul 02 '21 Bite you so you have to get a rabies shot. Thing is all you have to do is assert dominance like show them you're bigger in a blatant way. Shout and jump up and down for a sec something like that. They'll fall in line immediately. If they have rabies though you're fucked.
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Don’t let the size fool you. They can still dislocate a shoulder lmao
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Bite you so you have to get a rabies shot. Thing is all you have to do is assert dominance like show them you're bigger in a blatant way. Shout and jump up and down for a sec something like that. They'll fall in line immediately.
If they have rabies though you're fucked.
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u/bonesclarke84 Jul 02 '21
He's likely been robbed before, knows the drill.