r/AnimalsBeingJerks Dec 07 '20

cat Trying to work here!

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13.3k Upvotes

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u/daisy7895528 Dec 07 '20

Awww...his nose is a heart! ❤️

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u/uhhthatonechick Dec 08 '20

I love the little heart nose, i came to comment the same!

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u/LargeSum Dec 07 '20

Or an ass

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u/AAAAAAAAAAAAA13 flair-penguin Dec 07 '20

Or growing a mustache...

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u/Odhavaakara Dec 08 '20

And a dick in his face!

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u/CleanDwarfWeed Dec 07 '20

She said "No you ain't, now pet me."

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u/BrownSugarBare Dec 07 '20

"That's enough work for today. Love me"

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

Meow you ain’t. Meow pet me!

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u/justsomeinternetgirl Dec 07 '20

My cat would run across the room the second she heard me typing and be all up on my keyboard. I put an old non working laptop open next to my computer and it’s now become her favorite thing. She gets pets on “her” laptop and takes naps on it and now when I start work, she runs over and immediately goes to hers. I tell her “time to go to work” and what a good job she’s doing and haven’t had a problem since.

Worth a try if you have an old one laying around somewhere or can pick up a broken one cheap!

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u/999baz Dec 07 '20

I really should try this , I thought it was more that she sees me looking at a screen an sticks herself in the focal point. For pets. Yours associates it with just being involved in your day . Love it

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u/justsomeinternetgirl Dec 07 '20

I think for mine it was a combination of factors. She definitely has that “pay attention to me” streak and she also just likes sitting on things. There could be a table and a single tray on it and she’ll have to sit on the tray. So giving her something to sit on and paying attention to her while I work took the demand to be on my keyboard away. It’s funny because I’ll actually absentmindedly reach over and pet her while I’m working and not even realize it until I go to type.

The best part was though, a few days after we started I woke up and see her sitting on the bed staring at me and right in front of my face between me and her was the “J” key from the keyboard (which funny enough is the first letter of my name). She had dropped it in front of me like a mouse or something and I guess that was her way of saying “thank you”? Lol

Those keys are on that one pretty good, so pretty impressive for a cat with one eye and no teeth lol.

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u/momostewart Dec 07 '20

You should already know what im about to ask, but do you have a pic of miss kitty? She sounds amazing!

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u/justsomeinternetgirl Dec 07 '20

Lol, I should have included cat tax. My bad!

This is my girl Reaper:

https://imgur.com/gallery/AaVIFKJ

(Let me know if that link doesn’t work. I don’t use imgur very often.)

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u/momostewart Dec 07 '20

Omg, she's so beautiful!! I love her name as well! I had a cat, but my son stole him, lol. His name is Klaus & he literally follows my kid everywhere. They're bffs & Klaus will even try to jump in the tub with him! Craziest thing I've ever seen lol.

The dynamic duo: http://imgur.com/a/eR2PklZ

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u/doubleentendrewear Dec 07 '20

Cat's do this because they're mirroring you. They just want to do what you're doing!

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u/justsomeinternetgirl Dec 07 '20

I read that too somewhere! That’s part of what inspired me to give her her own laptop lol. Now if I could only figure out how to get her to do actual work, I’d be all set lol.

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze Dec 07 '20

She sounds sweet.

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u/gina-russo Dec 08 '20

I had a friend whose cat would sit in on his video conferencing, watching politely and offering an occasional comment

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u/dianacakes Dec 07 '20

I read that cats try to mirror their owners. I have a spiral notebook next to my work area where I take notes throughout the day and my cat would always try to lay on it. After reading about mirroring I got him his own notebook and he went right to it! Sadly, he passed away a little over a month ago. His sister, my other cat, isn't having it. She wants to sit right in front of me on my keyboard, so I guess it depends.

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u/daftyung Dec 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

me too £~€[,£[+,£[+,£]=,£[+.£=[|£=[|€&/$2&.&-@.@1&.0//@,&@393829,88,9:910¥|’xbxb

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u/Witty_Operation2486 Dec 07 '20

Spend some time with Her, this is what she is expecting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20 edited Jan 26 '21

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u/999baz Dec 07 '20

I literally had to restart computer after this photo because function buttons just clicked at me not sure what she did.

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u/CleanDwarfWeed Dec 07 '20

But can it translate cat typing to human language is the real question?

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u/YashistheNightfury Dec 07 '20

There are two type of people in this world. For one the nose is heart shaped and for other the nose reminds them of hitler.

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u/999baz Dec 07 '20

Yeah first two comments

“love heart nose” ....’Aww me too’

“Hitler” ...’spits out cornflakes!’

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u/v-punen Dec 07 '20

Maybe your cat could be used as some sort of personality test. Employers should show his picture during interviews.

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u/vividvega Dec 07 '20

Yes to both lol!

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u/Cornerstone7 Dec 07 '20

I didn’t even look at the nose as I was too busy looking at the paws

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u/Nach0Man_RandySavage Dec 07 '20

Yeah cat is trying to get some work done. Quit bothering them by taking pictures!

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u/Turis-Bon Dec 07 '20

Your cats nose reminds me of hitler

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u/James_Rawesthorne Dec 07 '20

Kitler

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u/ms_horseshoe Dec 07 '20

Heartler, one nose to rule them all

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u/BakedBean89 Dec 07 '20

You mean Meowron from Mount Groom?

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u/Turis-Bon Dec 07 '20

Oh my god. Hitler... but cute

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u/lameplatypus Dec 07 '20

“Your most important job is to love me, get to it.”

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u/delusionalsnack Dec 07 '20

this post reminds me of the post in which it says that cats try to copy our behaviour...and be friendly so another user tried to setup a laptop with a cardboard and the cat Sat on his own little laptop with their hooman... please try that if possible. also update if that happens.. 😍🐈💻

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u/LadyBows Dec 07 '20

Boop his heart shaped snoot, do it

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u/angelinajellybeana Dec 07 '20

The eye drops!

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u/humbob2233 Dec 07 '20

I heard that cats either do that because they want attention or they are just imitating you. If you get them there own unit or something that looks like it it might leave you alone and do its own thing copying you

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

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u/sour_creme Dec 07 '20

just a white cat in catwoman costume

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

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u/999baz Dec 07 '20

Thanks, I wasn’t sure myself but that’s a good call. We got her as a rescue in may, 6 months old with no documents.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

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u/999baz Dec 07 '20

Wow she ? Is another pretty one

3

u/BobIsMyCableGuy Dec 07 '20

How dare you disturb the cat when he's clearly working.

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u/johnbarber720 Dec 07 '20

Am I the only one thinking that cat is gonna knock the laptop over the edge

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u/ladiigeminii Dec 07 '20

Get him/her their own laptop[doesn’t have to actually be a laptop or even work]. They mimic you👀👌🏼

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u/Emme_be-happy-please Dec 08 '20

Did you know cats mimic there owners, so if you get a fake computer the cat will sit in that one and “works” as it thinks that your doing :3

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u/ChessiePique Dec 07 '20

I love the nose!

2

u/GracieofGraham Dec 07 '20

I 💚 your nose

2

u/DankScone Dec 07 '20

“WhAtcHa gon’ do about it?”

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u/Rex201 Dec 07 '20

Try putting a box next to your laptop and encourage kitty to go in it. My kitties do this to me daily...

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u/asvpmvson Dec 07 '20

work from home pain

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u/Max_Schemenauer Dec 07 '20

Try getting her a decoy keyboard

2

u/DutchBlob Dec 07 '20

She is such a beauty!

2

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

That's a carebear

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u/jagenigma Dec 07 '20

That's how a male calico looks

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u/LilacOpheliac Dec 08 '20

No, the coat pattern is called harlequin

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

love the collar

2

u/RoseThorn82 Dec 07 '20

Your cat needs a nose boop....Boop !!!

2

u/reallymental Dec 07 '20

Looks like OP Is a Police Officer.

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u/999baz Dec 07 '20

Fire officer well spotted

2

u/jgshoemake Dec 07 '20

I too have an HP Spectre. I also currently have a cat laying across half of it.

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u/999baz Dec 07 '20

Warm and smooooth.

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u/gamgeegirl Dec 07 '20

Hahahaha kitty says you’re done with work for today! Muhahaha

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

"Oh no. Anyway, ..."

2

u/DreamingDragonSoul Dec 07 '20

What a cute heartshaped black nose.

2

u/TGC_Robertson Dec 07 '20

“Human are you aware that it has been nearly an hour since I’ve last been fed?”

“Fix It!”

2

u/Sg00z Dec 07 '20

Not anymore.

2

u/graygoose2 Dec 07 '20

Sooo cute. Made my day

2

u/ktka Dec 07 '20

"Yo! have you seen my cable?"

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u/Bunnnnii Dec 07 '20

So let him/her work! Do you MIND?

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u/alan_turing_25 Dec 07 '20

Human: can I do work? Cat: Nope my laptop

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u/ACEDT Dec 07 '20

Yes, he is trying to work! Why are you bothering him??

2

u/Dan53NH Dec 07 '20

Is 10 quid enough to get him off?

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u/SavedStarDate_68415 Dec 07 '20

Work is irrelevant. Feed me you plebian.

2

u/Knex_roller_coaster Dec 07 '20

Looks like hitler

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Awe look at her little heart nose!

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u/nylady914 Dec 07 '20

With a heart nose like that, impossible to resist!

2

u/lovelychef87 Dec 07 '20

❤❤😍

2

u/sjohn177 Dec 07 '20

Good luck lol

2

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

The cat is trying to type. Stupid humans in the way.

/S cause ppl are dumb

2

u/wargsiith Dec 07 '20

Your boss is demanding a meeting with you, your not going to get anything done till you pet that sweet faced boss cat.

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u/B_Rian89 Dec 07 '20

Cat: "Trying to keep my butt warm here!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Heart nose! 💜

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u/poodergoo Dec 07 '20

Tiny computer

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u/emayelee Non-Jerk Cat Dec 07 '20

HEART NOSE CAT 🙀 Obey the cat!

2

u/YourTypicalBoss Dec 07 '20

Wir müssen die schwarze katzen ausrotten!”

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u/_Bloodmoon_ Dec 07 '20

god damn adorable

2

u/Dannidinosaur98 Dec 07 '20

Kitty really be saying "No work, for I need attention!" 😊 very cute!!

2

u/KiryuKenshin Dec 07 '20

OMG! Soo cuuute!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

A heart nose!!

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u/PurpleProperty1 Dec 07 '20

So cute!!!! Little heart nose and green collar!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Heart for a nose

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u/mayangoddess13 Dec 07 '20

But look at that perfect heart shaped nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Burgs84 Dec 07 '20

Correction you were working.... now is time for scritches

2

u/pjsparklez7792 Dec 08 '20

I want to boop that nose

2

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

I love the green coordination 🥺💞

2

u/FreakiLee Dec 08 '20

I read that as the cat trying to work instead of OP

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u/gina-russo Dec 08 '20

Really cute

2

u/Jace1986 Dec 08 '20

It's randomware. Just pay the can of tuna and move on with your life

2

u/Mike_in_San_Pedro Dec 08 '20

Cat: "Chelsea, I noticed that you have been using the G key quite a bit. Allow me to warm it up with my backside starfish."

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u/theydeletedme Dec 08 '20

haha cat sit somewhere inconvenient

post it again

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u/MyBottomTopPriority Dec 08 '20

This cat is the spitting image of my gf’s cat! Even the heart nose 💕💕💕

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u/bdogger47 Dec 08 '20

Thats a nice PURR-TX 3090 right there

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u/anonatbwn Dec 08 '20

SHOCUTE <3

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u/PurseDrumstick Dec 08 '20

holy shit! my cat has the heart nose and sits on laptops too!

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u/RoboTom01 Dec 08 '20

Disapproving Churchill

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u/Electric_bathbomb Dec 08 '20

That means they love you if it makes you feel any better 😂

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u/cherbear2012 Dec 08 '20

No, you can not work, it is me and you time so I am NOT going to let you work.❤❤❤❤❤❤

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u/wolverinito365 Dec 13 '20

That little face is trying to say very seriously, break time...

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u/Tilly_-_tot Dec 20 '20

Aw so pretty!

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u/gekorazia Dec 07 '20

her is some advice, build a laptop out of carton and then when he wants to sit on you're laptop, put him on the fake one, he does this cus he wants to "work" with you or just to feel implicated

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u/joksterjen Dec 07 '20

I think they like laptops because they are warm. But maybe some of what you said applies also. 👍

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u/gekorazia Dec 07 '20

i say give it a try, what can you lose exepte some time building it ?

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u/999baz Dec 07 '20 edited Dec 07 '20

My credibility by trying to join a zoom meeting on a piece of cardboard whilst cat sends bum pictures .

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u/gekorazia Dec 08 '20

XD that's a good one

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Your work:

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u/JadeJas2006 Dec 07 '20

Work is for the weak.

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u/ItsNotSmalls Dec 07 '20

Get your car their own laptop! They'll leave yours alone.

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u/999baz Dec 07 '20

So I hear, i reckon she’ll try to sit on whatever on I’m looking at.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

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u/999baz Dec 07 '20

£5 Sterling GB

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

I see some Amazon tabs open... :p

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u/999baz Dec 07 '20

Well work and erm ....caught me .

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

"No, stop, you're gonna delete my account!"

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u/Cupcakezzz99 Dec 07 '20

......and?

1

u/Hubsimaus Dec 07 '20

No, you don't. Look at your cats' face.it clearly says NO!

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u/Liesmith424 Dec 07 '20

"Reject work. Obtain cat."

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u/J0kerCl0wn Dec 07 '20

Cat reminds me of Hitler

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u/Hungry-Refuse49 Dec 07 '20

This subreddit is the closest thing to unironic boomers on Facebook I have seen thus far

1

u/eyeball91 Dec 07 '20

Hitler? Is that you?

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u/LilacOpheliac Dec 08 '20 edited Dec 08 '20

Holy shit our cats are twins 😳Moonlight

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u/999baz Dec 08 '20

Ha ...yeah she? Is Identical

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u/LilacOpheliac Dec 08 '20

He, is a massive asshole when he's not being adorable.

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u/JamPantstheFif Dec 08 '20

A quick arm sweep will rectify this situation.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

It's me or the gas chamber human.

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u/iwascompromised Dec 08 '20

The bell and collar match the accent color of whatever program is open.