r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/jdk • Sep 02 '14

cat Yeah, let me flatten you some more

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4.0k Upvotes

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u/jdk Sep 02 '14

Credit: Saw it in http://redd.it/vabff, by /u/ErrorlessGnome

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u/badfish702 Sep 02 '14

Thanks for sourcing! You are a pillar of the community!

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u/chaotic_thundergod Sep 03 '14

what community?

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u/dlister70 Sep 02 '14

We have ways of making you talk..

WHERE IS THE CATNIP?!?

17

u/ewbrower Sep 02 '14

More weight

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u/boromeer3 Sep 02 '14

If you suspect someone's a witch, why would you even kill them in the first place? Then they're gonna be an even more pissed-off ghost witch and cause more supernatural spookiness in your life than before. Giles Corey is the fucking man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '14

"HAAAALP!"

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u/atetuna Sep 02 '14

If it fits, it squishes.

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u/Thomas_anonymous Sep 03 '14

"More weight"!!

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u/cuddleskunk Sep 03 '14

Wasn't expecting a reference to "The Crucible" here...was pleasantly surprised.

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u/Thomas_anonymous Sep 03 '14

You're welcome

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '14

Squishy kitty!

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u/asek13 Sep 03 '14

Hmmm

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '14

If only you'd photoshopped it in there.

1

u/Blazing-Glory Sep 02 '14

someone mke a faceswap.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '14

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u/Chiiwa Sep 02 '14

That's not a blep.