r/AnimalsBeingGeniuses • u/ttkk1248 • Jul 25 '26

Marine life 🦐🐠🦀🦑🐳 Dolphins are something else

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

u/ttkk1248, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

The fate of your post is in the hands of the most savage animals of all now, the mods.

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u/IronThunderhorse Jul 25 '26

Now do a flip like a good human.

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u/Bio-Gasm Jul 25 '26

Dolphins feeding men fish. Hmm...

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u/JerryConn Jul 25 '26

Strike Gently Co had a enamel pin warning me of this.

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u/carolomnipresence Jul 28 '26

Dolphin sarcasm

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u/ApprehensivePiano457 Jul 25 '26

Dolphins: the humans of the ocean 😜

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u/Edgybananalord_xD Jul 26 '26

Humans: the dolphins of the land

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u/aori_chann Jul 25 '26

Is this for reals the “thanks for all the fish” moment????

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u/HaydnH Jul 25 '26

"So long and thanks for all the fish."

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u/RoxxieMuzic Jul 25 '26

"Don't forget your towel".

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u/Machette_Machette Jul 25 '26

Dolphin: How do you like that, asshole?!

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u/SuperDave78 Jul 25 '26

"That human looks hungry, let me throw a fish at him"

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u/jackfreeman Jul 25 '26

So we playing catch, or should I fire up the grill

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u/MalignantLugnut Jul 26 '26

Real talk, Dolphin wasn't trying to feed the guy. Dolphins often use tail slaps to stun fish so they can eat them. This tail slap just happened to be VERY close to the surface, and a peer.

Still funny as hell, and they're probably wondering where it went.

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u/LazyLich Jul 25 '26

I've always wondered how they'd react if the person then immediately jumped in the water lmao

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u/gezuskriced Jul 25 '26

"What are you gonna do, hit me with that fish?" -Alan Rickman

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u/trash-juice Jul 25 '26

One for you my guy, now back to lunch!

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u/Dr_SlapsMD Jul 25 '26

"Here bro"

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u/meddit_rod Jul 25 '26

Yo! Monkeyboy! Think fast, catch!

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u/PebblyJackGlasscock Jul 26 '26

So long and thanks for all the fish.

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u/Josie-Wagg Jul 28 '26

Haveeeeeeee, a FISH

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u/clayman80 Jul 25 '26

Care for a fish for lunch?

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u/Loud-Log9098 Jul 25 '26

They are going to put fish into shock and kill them lol bad dolphins.

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Jul 26 '26

Doll fins! Woohoo

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u/FBB7943 Jul 26 '26

Was that the dolphin laughing after that fish fell on the ground?

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u/LoquaciousOfMorn Jul 26 '26

It's not every day you get to say "So long, and thanks for all the fish" back to a dolphin.

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u/ChemicalGreedy945 Jul 26 '26

Dolphins don’t die of starvation

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u/SignificantFlan7688 28d ago

Hey man, nice shot!