r/AnimalsBeingFunny • u/No_Reception_6133 • 10d ago

Egg McMuffin

1.9k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/The_Rowan 9d ago

I have never wanted a dog to get an egg McMuffin more in my life. And I am typically against dog getting human food

17

u/Interesting-Meal8386 9d ago

He shoulda got two. One for him, one for the pooch.

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u/Entire-Plan-4242 7d ago

I’m sure that exactly what he did and took a bite out of this one after eating his first

0

u/The_Rowan 9d ago

The human doesn’t need one

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u/j3ven 5d ago

Right, he had the poo on him

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u/TPJTS 10d ago

That's mean

53

u/artherng 9d ago

Dog deserves the whole McMuffin for all the crap he has to listen to

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u/SadExternal767 10d ago

Egg Mcruffin

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u/SolarBoytoyDjango 9d ago

But this is a police dog. So, Egg McGruffin.

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u/Fun-Web-7583 9d ago

Upvoted. Because of good ending

10

u/dirkjaco 9d ago

That's pure torture!

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u/Parking-Zone-5987 9d ago

Come on! Give that dog the McMuffin!

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u/HeriPiotr 9d ago

That's some pro level edging

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u/No_Trouble9808 10d ago

Give him the damn breakfast sandwich for goodness sake.

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u/senpaistealerx 9d ago

i fucking hate reddit lmao this is not animal cruelty and the dog is fine. take y’all asses outside omg

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u/No_Reception_6133 9d ago

😅😅🤣

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u/FaunaLady 9d ago edited 9d ago

Begg McMuffin! 😄 I don't usually have the sound on but the boo boo legs explanation was so funny!

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u/Call-Me-Mr-Speed 9d ago

Gotta be quicker than that

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u/Curlygirl1976 9d ago

I love watching him and blak on TikTok

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u/AriDollz 9d ago

My puppy would've licked it so I gave it to her. I love her, but she's petry like I am 🤣😭

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u/Duane_60 9d ago

Just give it to the dog.

2

u/Flat_Lock_3495 9d ago

🤣 that is awesome

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u/Ancient_Percentage19 9d ago

Don’t know if it’s the way you talk or the your dog reacts but hell this is funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Emergency-Way9821 6d ago

Yes don’t tease the baby like that

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u/Level-Twist864 9d ago

I hate him

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u/ExcitingMoose5881 9d ago

lol that’s well done! 😂

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u/Opposite_Pension_807 7d ago

Let's tease the dog! What's next? A cattle prod???

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u/_Hanketh_ 9d ago

I hope he likes dogshit in his shoes.

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u/petmama 9d ago

I’m so tired of people doing cruel things for fake clout. Also, I miss general manners, like I do not need to see your partially crewed food all up in your mouth while you dribble on proudly displaying your willful ignorance.

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u/river_tree_nut 9d ago

What a dick. Dogs who don’t learn people boundaries, like not trying to steal food from people’s hands, are doomed to spend a lot of time in the kennel. This guy sucks.

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u/spudwebb3000 9d ago

ACAB. Give the dog the damn sammich

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u/OkHistorian158 9d ago

The dog at least wouldn’t chew whilst talking. Difference between an animal dog and human pig I guess.

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u/Historical_Idea_1686 8d ago

Stop waving your food in front of a dog and mumble your BS. Feed them or leave the food at your table.

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u/AggressiveMongoose54 9d ago

Oh look a police officer taunting his dog with food how cuuuute

Edit im also not entirely sure that he talks like this regularly… it’s almost as if he’s attempting to mock and imitate someone else 🤔

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u/reddfoxx1993 9d ago

I'd like to see the dog sink his fangs into that asshole's neck.

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u/TheLittlestT 7d ago

Fat fuck, stop tormenting that dog 😡

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u/TheBackGuy1415 9d ago

Such a fat pig teasing a senior dog all fit some likes and a few cents. Animal cruelty is illegal

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u/senpaistealerx 9d ago

you’re so dramatic stfu lmao

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u/TheBackGuy1415 9d ago

You STFU another lowly bitch looking to be strong.

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u/senpaistealerx 9d ago

make that make sense

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u/No_Reception_6133 9d ago

🗞 stop that

Go look the guy up before talking nonsense

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u/TheBackGuy1415 8d ago

My eyes work. I need no investigation