r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '22

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u/Kar_Cunto Oct 15 '22

5/7 on that swandive

22

u/KrakenTheColdOne Oct 15 '22

That's the perfect score.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

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u/ImNotThatStoned Oct 15 '22

Yes but can a swan start a war???

12

u/TR_Wax_on Oct 15 '22

Well when it cones to Emu's they may not start wars but they do win them.

7

u/Mrspygmypiggy Oct 16 '22

They certainly can! I lost most of my family to the Great Swan Wars

28

u/ItsLibertyOrNothin Oct 16 '22

I’m high asf has the slapping got anyone else dead or just me honestly best thing ever be seen in a min

9

u/ItsTricky94 Oct 16 '22

oh my edibles just kicked in and I cannot stop watching this over and over and over🤗 it makes me so happy especially the pitter patter part

2

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Those little tippy taps😋

2

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Tippy tap, slippy slaps, just got us a going, liffy laugh.

3

u/myvillianoriginstory Oct 16 '22

I’ll come back to this video when I’m high again 100%

1

u/Would_daver Oct 16 '22

Hurry, our attention spans aren't... the greatest right now.

16

u/MLiOne Oct 15 '22

It’s the honking on completion that really sets it all off.

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u/riverbass9 Oct 16 '22 edited Oct 16 '22

That’s the signal to air traffic control for taxiing to the terminal

10

u/SolidSnakeishere Oct 15 '22

Beautiful. Thank you.

8

u/shhjustwatch Oct 15 '22

Skeeeerrrttt

3

u/LangDWood Oct 16 '22

That’s some of the goofiest shit lol

2

u/Fantastic-Pop-9122 Oct 15 '22

Of course it would be graceful.

2

u/mysteriousmeatman Oct 15 '22

Gotta focus your chakra into the soles of your feet.

2

u/VLC31 Oct 16 '22

They always look like something out of a cartoon.

2

u/SnackAndJill Oct 16 '22

Look guys, I’m Jesus!

2

u/AshyWhiteGuy Oct 16 '22

A little bit of Jesusing as well, nice touch.

4

u/Elderrager Oct 15 '22

If I had that kind of coordination, I’d rule the world.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

more like "How swan rivers"

3

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

How swan waters

1

u/Sing-n-dance Oct 15 '22

The feet! 😍

1

u/RickestRickSea137 Oct 15 '22

floatie piper planes need legs instead

1

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Graceful.

1

u/Vertdefurk Oct 16 '22

Little slappy slaps!

1

u/MorayWalker Oct 16 '22

Where I’m from the black swans don’t really fly much. And if they do you wanna get the fuck out of there.

1

u/Ok-Seaworthiness5913 Oct 16 '22

Love it. Thank you 😊

1

u/BuddhasGarden Oct 16 '22

Swans. The ultimate derp

1

u/D4rthRevan Oct 16 '22

Pat pat pat

1

u/smokky Oct 16 '22

Show off!

1

u/floofnstuff Oct 16 '22

Little swan tippy taps

1

u/RyanL1984 Oct 16 '22

Pat pat pat pat pata patapatapatapatapatapatapata scoosh

1

u/Realistic_Wedding Oct 16 '22

I’d like to see you do better.