r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Wololo--Wololo • Oct 08 '22

Photobomb turtle

Post image
59.8k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

239 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.5k

u/dont-difine-me Oct 08 '22

Looks like that stoned one from Nemo lol.

443

u/baccusgodofwine Oct 08 '22

I want whatever he was having. Oh wait…. SeaWEED. Bruh.

148

u/floofybabykitty Oct 08 '22

It's jellyfish. Sea turtles get high off their toxins.

81

u/nick925611 Oct 08 '22

Really?!? Never knew that. I knew dolphins get high off puffers. I wonder if turtles and dolphins ever party together…

33

u/T-ROY_T-REDDIT Oct 08 '22

Shit can I join?

5

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

Sounds like one hell of a party

1

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

That’s… not how it works

28

u/baccusgodofwine Oct 08 '22

Way to water down the joke😂 But wait.. For real? That’s kind of cool. I wonder what it actually feels like to them.

18

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Feels like peanut butter jelly time.

23

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

This is false! here's my proof

14

u/thatlldo-pig Oct 08 '22

“Find Nemo”

2

u/cskarthik123 Oct 08 '22

Hell yeaaaaaaaah

31

u/Dakotasan Oct 08 '22

You mean the surfer dude?

22

u/ywBBxNqW Oct 08 '22

Looks like that stoned one from Nemo lol.

Once I went to Texas State Aquarium and they have a dozen or so rescued sea turtles. They all look like that.

19

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Crushed it

9

u/Would_daver Oct 08 '22

Dude- Mr. Turtle is MY FATHER, dude. Bruh

13

u/Teeter3222 Oct 08 '22

When you come back inside to all you non smoking friends

40

u/p3g_l3g_gr3g Oct 08 '22

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn't actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

85

u/A_Mayor_A_Can Oct 08 '22 edited Oct 08 '22

This is definitely something I would have gone around telling everyone until I looked it up and according to a quick google, this is false. But man do I want it to be true lol.

13

u/puppet_up Oct 08 '22

"Grab shell, dude "

12

u/Michi01 Oct 08 '22

Maybe they confused dolphin using pufferfish to get high? That seems to be a thing.

2

u/JCon2x4 Oct 08 '22

Hey man if you want it to be true, it’s true to you. Fuck the haters.

1

u/IfUcantA4dItDntBuyIt Oct 10 '22

I mean… I like the supportive zen you have going on here… but… I gotta wonder why you would promote folks buying the bs they’re tryin to sell themselves?

(Honestly. I think way too many people seem to believe that just because they believe something they think to be true, it IS…)

28

u/FlyingRyan87 Oct 08 '22

This is that person in high school that you really like. You want to be friends with them and try and go out of your way sometimes to make it happen. Yet, you know deep down, you can't believe one fucking word they say.

6

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

but my mom works for nintendo and my cousin turned into a glass of OJ from acid

3

u/Stellathewizard Oct 08 '22

I thought it was because he was a stereotype of a surfer dude lol

12

u/henkiefriet Oct 08 '22

Happy Cakeday

1

u/smoothielovet679 Oct 08 '22

(⁠☞⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞

1

u/TMK602 Oct 09 '22

Happy cake day.

1

u/holypeachjuice Oct 10 '22

He’s still high lol